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Remedies For TEH CHA CHA CHA
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Join Date: Mar 2001
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Okay, this is more information than anyone wants to hear, but I've got some kind of stomach bug that's wasting me away via the toilet.
I've been eating Imodium-AD like PEZ, and it's just not working. Not only that, it's Friday night, no doctors to visit, and my sister is getting married tomorrow — but if this keeps up, there's no way in Hades I can be at the church and reception for 6 some-odd hours. In fact, I had to leave the rehearsal dinner tonight because of this.
I think I'm only hours away from actually experiencing what it's like to crap your brains out.
WHAT DO I NEED TO DO?!?!?
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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you're in deep ****.
pun intended.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: May 2005
Location: West LA
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all i can think of is to stay hydrated, sorry I dont have any quick fix for you
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Mac Enthusiast
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Eat yogurt and nothing else. Microbes should slow things down
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Behind the dryer, looking for a matching sock
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Got any opiate based pain pills?
They clog you up like there is no tomorrow.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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Do you have a fever? Drink lots of water to stay hydrated. If need be, maybe you should go to an emergency room.
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Why is there always money for war, but none for education?
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Join Date: Sep 2001
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As others have said, stay hydrated.
Try some flat coke, sipped at room temperature. Bananas are good too.
And Kevin is right, opium solves the problem instantly.
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Any opiate based pain med will.
Take em for a week and you are poopin rocks.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Originally Posted by Artful Dodger
Eat yogurt and nothing else. Microbes should slow things down
 Definitely works.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Yamanashi, Japan
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Drink lots of water. Think happy thoughts.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jun 2001
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If its anything like the stomach flu I had last week, then the 2nd day will be ok. You will not like the 3rd day though...
If you can keep it down, drink a small amount of hard liquor. It will certainly kill anything that is in your stomach, and you may even feel a little happier!
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Leeches, use large ones.
Bleed it out of you.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Jun 2000
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Stomach virus. Live through it.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Originally Posted by RAILhead
WHAT DO I NEED TO DO?!?!?
STOP EATING MEAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Oh bah. Alot of things can cause the hershey squirts.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Originally Posted by Kevin
Oh bah. Alot of things can cause the hershey squirts.
You're gonna have to explain that one to me. Hershey = candy bar, yes? Are they notorious for causing such movements or something?
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
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No, Hershey = chocolate..
It's like the term "Making brownies"
Or "dropping the kids off at the pool"
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Arh.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Cheese and pedialyte.
Pedialyte is a children's based hydration drink. It's also good for hangovers.
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
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I have some of that in the fridge.
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Indy.
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Me too.
But then I have children.
Sure... that's why I have it.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Eat a BIG block of cheese...
That should throw the emergency break on...
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Originally Posted by Kevin
No, Hershey = chocolate..
It's like the term "Making brownies"
Or "dropping the kids off at the pool"
taking the browns to the super bowl.
(one a female friend of mine told me, shes classy like that. haha)
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Aug 2004
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(Last edited by BlueSky; Nov 19, 2005 at 11:22 AM.
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"'Jelly Hat' sounds silly," I told Prince. "How about something poetic, like 'Raspberry Beret.'"
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Addicted to MacNN
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I've just been eating Imodium AD like PEZ. And now, the train is in the station and it doesn't want to leave — which I guess is better than it not stopping at all.
I've been drinking water like crazy, too, but this stomach bug takes it out of you (in more ways than one). Holy crap, I feel like the walking dead because I have no energy whatsoever. I've never had the grumps like this before in my life, and I hope I'm getting over the hump.
After all the stuff today, I have to hope I can make it through playing guitar tomorrow from 8:30am to 12:30pm without doing any improv soloing.
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