[Master Ken]

Masturbated

[Tesseract]

You masturbated during a conversation at a dinner party?

[effgee]

incontinence?

[andreas_g4]

Masturbated

genuinely funny.

Ibl +1

[wdlove]

I think that by what he posted, it was just the topic of conversation. Wish that he would have gone into more detail. Also would depend on who was present.

[KeriVit]

the story about the time I sh*t my pants....

[wdlove]

Originally Posted by KeriVit

the story about the time I sh*t my pants....

That would ruin a dinner party also.

[KeriVit]

Not AT the dinner party- just as a topic of conversation, but yes, it did

[MM-o4]

my wife she is dead



MM

[Rolling Bones]

I peed in the punch bowl. I didn't tell anyone till it was gone and then we talked about it.

It was a quite lively discourse.

[MM-o4]

double post
crappy network error. whats the deal with these

[Rolling Bones]

fu*k!

[Rolling Bones]

agin dagnabbit!

[Kerrigan]

I peed in the punch bowl. I didn't tell anyone till it was gone and then we talked about it.

It was a quite lively discourse.

[Kerrigan]

I peed in the punch bowl. I didn't tell anyone till it was gone and then we talked about it.

It was a quite lively discourse.

[Kerrigan]

Edit: now that was truly a database fart like none other.

[Rolling Bones]

Originally Posted by MM-o4

my wife she is dead



MM

So is Kerrigan's brain.

[Rolling Bones]

This thread is cursed.

[Kerrigan]

What a fecking sh*t thread, I posted something about Ken Master's infamous "EYE" thread and it came out as someone else's post. Three times nonetheless.

[hickey]

dead baby jokes always ruin formal events

[JoshuaZ]

Large amounts of farting usually does the trick.

[ShortcutToMoncton]

The last time my friends had a lovely dinner party, we had a lively discussion on anal sex and whether the guys would ever drink their pregnant girl's breast milk.

We're classy people here at the University of Alberta. Especially once the wine begins to flow.



greg

[Eug Wanker]

Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton

The last time my friends had a lovely dinner party, we had a lively discussion on anal sex and whether the guys would ever drink their pregnant girl's breast milk.

We're classy people here at the University of Alberta. Especially once the wine begins to flow.

And I thought the Calgarians were hicks.

[JoshuaZ]

What about the Newfies? I hear they be some strange peoples.

[Spook E]

Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton

The last time my friends had a lovely dinner party, we had a lively discussion on anal sex and whether the guys would ever drink their pregnant girl's breast milk.

We're classy people here at the University of Alberta. Especially once the wine begins to flow.



greg

so what was the general concensus on the breast milk thing? Touch wood my gf isn't pregnant (and wont be any time soon) so i was wondering about this.

Is is like a watery sort of milk stuff, full cream or skim milk? and will it make you smarter if you drink it (based on the belief that babies who are breast fed for longer turn out smarter/do better at schook)

[ShortcutToMoncton]

Originally Posted by JoshuaZ

What about the Newfies? I hear they be some strange peoples.

Well I grew up in the lovely village of Irishtown, population ~850, on the West coast of Newfoundland. So I guess I'm just a dangerous breed all-around.



greg

[ShortcutToMoncton]

Originally Posted by Spook E

so what was the general concensus on the breast milk thing? Touch wood my gf isn't pregnant (and wont be any time soon) so i was wondering about this.

Is is like a watery sort of milk stuff, full cream or skim milk? and will it make you smarter if you drink it (based on the belief that babies who are breast fed for longer turn out smarter/do better at schook)

Well opinions were surprisingly divided on this one. I was loud and vocal in my belief that sucking milk from my significant other's breast would possibly be the most disgusting act next to a Team America sex scene, however, so I may have frightened some people into submission. A good (and, I may add, attractive and VERY well-endowed) female friend was quite intrigued by the idea, and held forth that it would probably be "very intimate." (Just to toot my own horn here, yes, I did sleep with her for a couple weeks last year and yes, I may have performed that particular act, sans milk of course.) Anyways, I asked if she considered "very intimate" to be cleaning my puke off her rather considerable chest, so that seemed to quiet down the speculation for a bit.



greg

[Spook E]

Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton

Well opinions were surprisingly divided on this one. I was loud and vocal in my belief that sucking milk from my significant other's breast would possibly be the most disgusting act next to a Team America sex scene, however, so I may have frightened some people into submission. A good (and, I may add, attractive and VERY well-endowed) female friend was quite intrigued by the idea, and held forth that it would probably be "very intimate." (Just to toot my own horn here, yes, I did sleep with her for a couple weeks last year and yes, I may have performed that particular act, sans milk of course.) Anyways, I asked if she considered "very intimate" to be cleaning my puke off her rather considerable chest, so that seemed to quiet down the speculation for a bit.



greg

tHr34D k1LL4H!

i'd probably be of the same persausion myself, though unlike your good self i found the sex scene in Team America to be at once a highly charged and erotic expression of passionate release, while at the same time a clever and touching dialogue on the preciousness of sharing the human spirit.

the vomitting in the laneway scene was gold though!

[Big Mac]

Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton

Well opinions were surprisingly divided on this one. I was loud and vocal in my belief that sucking milk from my significant other's breast would possibly be the most disgusting act next to a Team America sex scene, however, so I may have frightened some people into submission. A good (and, I may add, attractive and VERY well-endowed) female friend was quite intrigued by the idea, and held forth that it would probably be "very intimate." (Just to toot my own horn here, yes, I did sleep with her for a couple weeks last year and yes, I may have performed that particular act, sans milk of course.) Anyways, I asked if she considered "very intimate" to be cleaning my puke off her rather considerable chest, so that seemed to quiet down the speculation for a bit.

Actually, I don't see how drinking breast milk from the source would be anymore objectively disgusting than oral sex or other various other sexual acts. Seems quite a bit cleaner, actually.

[demograph68]

Are we able to rate threads here?

[Cubeoid]

Originally Posted by MM-o4

my wife she is dead



MM

HAhahahahahhaha

I <3 Borat!