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My George Bush joke.
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If anyone hasn't heard it already. Type it out from memory, was told by someone else:
Presdient Bush is in his office doing some work and 3 advisors come in.
"Mr. President, we have some news about the war in Iraq. Unfortunately, it looks like 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
Bush starts to tear up, visibly distraught.
"I don't understand how this could happen. My heart goes out to all those brave men and women."
The advisors stand around looking baffled, absolutely confused. "Mr. President, is there something wrong?"
The President looks up, sees the confusion on their faces. "Oh, sorry, how many is a brazilian?"
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I have never heard that one.
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"'Jelly Hat' sounds silly," I told Prince. "How about something poetic, like 'Raspberry Beret.'"
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1. It was funny, I got a good chuckle out of it.
2. Why can't these threads go in the proper forum?
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nice joke ... unfortunate that it represents the reality tho
he thought the talibans were a rock band 
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Originally Posted by MacNStein
1. It was funny, I got a good chuckle out of it.
2. Why can't these threads go in the proper forum?
There's a joke forum?
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
There's a joke forum?
Yes, but most call it the "Poli lounge".
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Originally Posted by MacNStein
Yes, but most call it the "Poli lounge".
I'm going to stop replying to your hijack so others can enjoy my joke without turning it into a political issue.
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Funny... but your post title is redundant.
(Last edited by jesusbristow; Nov 22, 2005 at 03:39 PM.
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
Presdient Bush is in his office doing some work..
I thought that was the punch line.
But seriously though, it was a good joke. I'll have to tell that at the dinner table this Thanksgiving, which is sure to spark a furious political debate. Can't wait!
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Originally Posted by MacNStein
1. It was funny, I got a good chuckle out of it.
2. Why can't these threads go in the proper forum?
Is there a joke forum?
ah pigeon beat me to it...dang!
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
I'm going to stop replying to your hijack so others can enjoy my joke without turning it into a political issue.
You already did by placing it in the wrong forum.
PS. You knew this would happen, you incited it. Quit being a drama queen. 
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Originally Posted by siflippant
This just became my favourite Bush thread yet - right forum or not. LOL
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