[itistoday]

From http://www.4hearingloss.com/archives...ting_deaf.html :

December 09, 2005

Copulating deaf couple unaware of own volume

Monday night, a record number of noise complaints were received by Residential Security Officers in Roger Revelle College. Officers responding to the calls found the sexual activity of a deaf couple to be the source of the noises, which were described as "cacophonous" by witnesses.

The first officer on the scene, Frank Zipelli, reported, "I could hear those two all the way from the parking lot." According to Zipelli, "It sounded as if they were bludgeoning a cow. There would be a low moan, like a ‘moo,’ and then a ‘bang’ and a higher-pitched ‘moo.’ It was like ‘MOO…BANG…MOOO!’"

Upon further investigation, officers on the scene were able to locate the disturbance in the bedroom of Revelle sophomore Katherine Chavez. "All her suite-mates were awake," said Zipelli. “They all were crowded around her door, afraid to go in.”

Jamie Valencia was one of those at the scene. "We banged on the door for 15 minutes straight!" said Valencia. "The sounds wouldn’t stop—they kept getting louder until the floor was shaking. I had a midterm in the morning and needed to sleep, so I called the police."

"We thought she had broken a leg or something," added Julie Klein. "The moans and thumping sounded like she kept hitting the wall, but her boyfriend was there too. I thought he might be beating her, but I was afraid to intervene."

Upon entering the room, the officials found John Miller and girlfriend Katherine Chavez, transfer students from the Sacramento Academy for the Deaf, interlocked in a "deafening tangle of sheets and frantically signing hands." After yelling a short while, RSO’s had to physically stop the couple from their activity.

Miller and Chavez transferred to UCSD in the fall in order to "more fully experience college life together," signed Miller. "The apartments seemed like the perfect environment to adjust to life with others."

What Miller and Chavez had not accounted for when moving to public school was their sound level when having intercourse. "We had attended an institute for the deaf," signed Chavez. "We didn’t have any idea that we were louder than anyone else. I just get so excited sometimes."

"This can’t go on every night," Zipelli told the couple. "I like eavesdropping on hot loud sex as much as any other RSO, but if these noise complaints keep coming in, I’m going to have to cite you."

Miller and Chavez were reportedly "deeply apologetic" about the incident. Miller offered, "I guess we could close the window next time."

[Oisín]

"I like eavesdropping on hot loud sex as much as any other RSO”

[BlueSky]

a "deafening tangle of sheets and frantically signing hands."

"Ooooh baby, I love it when you sign dirty to me, oh yeahhhh...give me the finger baby, flip me offfff again...ooooohh"

[Dakar]

Man, I laughed out loud just reading the thread title.

Sounds fake, though.

[Ratm]

holy crap!

[JoshuaZ]

Next up in news "Blind couple don't realize how ugly each other are."

Though that would be a very mean and not funny thread at all.

[Cubeoid]

I wana see Pandas copulating, and then hear them talk about it. Panda sodomy is also interesting.

[JoshuaZ]

That does seem up your alley.

[Millennium]

As problematic as this may sound, it wouldn't ever be my biggest worry. Try living upstairs from some Deaf techno-music fans sometime. Overhearing your neighbors in flagrante delicto may be annoying, but at least it won't give you motion sickness from the thundering bass line. This happened to me back in college; my neighbors downstairs were Deaf. Now, I understand their need to play music loudly: it lets them feel the vibrations from the bass line, and I can respect that. However, I was often left wondering if they really needed to play it so loudly that I felt the bass line upstairs through a loft bed and a pillow-top mattress?

My roommate at the time -not the nicest of people, unfortunately; to this day I prefer reffering to him as "The Princess"- was more annoyed than I was, and so I let him do most of the talking, but eventually it went to mediation. The mediators came into our apartment to listen for themselves, and they got motion sickness. I couldn't make that up if I tried. They left the apartment with this interesting greenish pallor.

The hell of it is, the neighbors won out anyway. Eventually I got used to it, but The Princess couldn't stand it. He moved out at the end of the year, blaming me for the whole mess somehow, and I never saw him again. Not that I miss him all that much.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Cubeoid

I wana see Pandas copulating, and then hear them talk about it. Panda sodomy is also interesting.

-t

[ReggieX]

Originally Posted by Millennium

The hell of it is, the neighbors won out anyway.

Argh. No way they should have. They can live without their music, but most people couldn't live WITH theirs. Nuts to them. n:

[bstone]

[- - e r i k - -]

This thread is worthless without sound.

[Cubeoid]

You are mean turtle777.

[besson3c]

Wow Turtle, how about acquiring a sense of humor? Maybe you could find some on the Home Shopping Network? Stop being a vulture around my friend Cubeoid, you vulture. Did you eat some surly fries this morning? Don't even try to hide those napkins you stole either to sell to the Home Shopping Network.

If you had a sense of humor, you wouldn't be scared right now of facing the skeletons of your dark past in your closet that are causing you to buy humor on the Home Shopping Network so that you stop being a vulture around my friend Cubeoid, and selling stolen napkins to the Home Shopping Network to buy vulture food, you vulture.

Leave Cubeoid alone.

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by besson3c

Wow Turtle, how about acquiring a sense of humor? Maybe you could find some on the Home Shopping Network? Stop being a vulture around my friend Cubeoid, you vulture. Did you eat some surly fries this morning? Don't even try to hide those napkins you stole either to sell to the Home Shopping Network.

If you had a sense of humor, you wouldn't be scared right now of facing the skeletons of your dark past in your closet that are causing you to buy humor on the Home Shopping Network so that you stop being a vulture around my friend Cubeoid, and selling stolen napkins to the Home Shopping Network to buy vulture food, you vulture.

Leave Cubeoid alone.

No Bickering in the MacNN lounge.

[ambush]

^ how ironic is that?

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by ambush

^ how ironic is that?

It was a joke. He understands.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by besson3c

Wow Turtle, how about acquiring a sense of humor? Maybe you could find some on the Home Shopping Network? Stop being a vulture around my friend Cubeoid, you vulture. Did you eat some surly fries this morning? Don't even try to hide those napkins you stole either to sell to the Home Shopping Network.

If you had a sense of humor, you wouldn't be scared right now of facing the skeletons of your dark past in your closet that are causing you to buy humor on the Home Shopping Network so that you stop being a vulture around my friend Cubeoid, and selling stolen napkins to the Home Shopping Network to buy vulture food, you vulture.

Leave Cubeoid alone.

**** ** **** ** ****** **** ** **** ******* ****** ******** *******

How's that for my sense of humor !

-t

[Kevin]

I love it when people that aren't funny blame them getting no laughs on people not having a sense of humor.

[turtle777]

MacNN at its finest

-t

[Insurgent]

Originally Posted by Millennium

Try living upstairs from some Deaf techno-music fans

boom tsk. boom tsk. boom tsk. What's up with that? Music doesn't get any better.

[Millennium]

Originally Posted by Insurgent

boom tsk. boom tsk. boom tsk. What's up with that? Music doesn't get any better.

Oh, don't get me wrong; I'm a techno fan myself. What I'm not a fan of is rhythmic vibrations keeping me awake and slightly nauseated all night.

[Insurgent]

Originally Posted by Millennium

Oh, don't get me wrong; I'm a techno fan myself. What I'm not a fan of is rhythmic vibrations keeping me awake and slightly nauseated all night.

I'm with you on that one. I'm fairly tolerant to outside distractions, but sometimes it can get to much.

[Dakar]

Originally Posted by Millennium

What I'm not a fan of is rhythmic vibrations keeping me awake and slightly nauseated all night.

[Insert self-depricating joke about sex here]

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by Kevin

I love it when people that aren't funny blame them getting no laughs on people not having a sense of humor.

There is more funniness in my left pinky finger than there is in your entire body, constipation boy.

Looking for something new to attack and wage war against? Better not be Cubeoid, or I shall unleash the bees of war on your ass.

[Demonhood]

besson3c, cubeoid - pick your silly fights elsewhere.

[Tesseract]

Originally Posted by Demonhood

besson3c, cubeoid - pick your silly fights elsewhere.

Yeah, besson3c and cubeoid, there are better places for such silliness.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Tesseract

Yeah, besson3c and cubeoid, there are better places for such silliness.

Feedback Lounge ?

Just kiddin'...

-t

[besson3c]

I found a pretty interesting place just by clicking on Tesseract's signature, I guess I was just attracted to all of those crazy N's...

[Kevin]

Wouldn't be the first NN knockoff started. Sure it wont be the last.

Knock yourself out.

Now go, scat.

[wdlove]

Originally Posted by besson3c

There is more funniness in my left pinky finger than there is in your entire body, constipation boy.

Looking for something new to attack and wage war against? Better not be Cubeoid, or I shall unleash the bees of war on your ass.

It's best that we try to get along and have fun. We are friends her and should respect each other.

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by Kevin

Wouldn't be the first NN knockoff started. Sure it wont be the last.

Knock yourself out.

Now go, scat.

You need me and people like me to prop up your insecurities that reinforce your compulsive and addictive need to post over 4000 posts (with this nick alone), many arguing and/or debating your narrow points of view that you insist on so aggressively sharing with us with very little civility in your approach.

Why do you feel the need to argue over every possible thing? I can't imagine what conversing with you in real life must be like if you are this argumentative and surly in real life. Why do you have to constantly be right, have your say, and spend hours and hours of your life basically sharing your grand vision of how things ought to be at every opportunity that presents itself? Do you realize how pathetic and annoying it seems to people when you just HAVE TO jump in and mock somebody, throw in a pissy little argumentative jab over every damn subject that finds its way to these forums? Have you no restraint? You really don't have to argue everything. Sometimes I don't want to argue about everything in your confrontational style, but you literally force it upon us and make it very hard to not provoke a reaction.

Are you that uncreative and procedural in your thinking that not only do you feel the need to argue about just about anything, but you constantly have to point out the rules and inform us when you find something unfunny or otherwise unwelcome to you? Just because you can't find the humor in something doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. It takes a certain kind of creativity to have an absurd sense of humor like we share at NNN, but nothing puts a damper on our fun more than this sort of armchair modding and pissy passive aggressiveness and mocking. Why do you feel the need to be so controlling and dominating? You, frankly, are a great impetus behind the creation of NNN.

I'm no stranger to an argument or wanting to be right, but really, nobody here is as compulsive as you are. I respect your passion and intellectual capacity to form some sort of opinion, but really one of the reasons I formed my dumb little throw-together board was because I've been increasingly frustrated with the manner in which you participate and insist on bickering until the bitter finish.

You need to learn how to comfortable in your beliefs. You don't need to engage with Rob or anybody else in these big long arguments designed to convince them of your righteousness. It shouldn't matter what we think of you, but even if it did, frankly your crazy high post count and hawk like monitoring of each and every thread suggests more of an insecurity than a sense of confidence in yourself. You simply do not need to be right all the time. You don't need to express your opinion all of the time. People who are overly opinionated can rub people the wrong way - paired with an abrasive tone makes a very unpleasant combination.

In fairness, there are other sorts of posts that frustrate me too, but since you are the king of excessive posting, you've sort of become the Walmart of this forum that is pretty hard to ignore.

I'm sure you'll have some snappy knee-jerk retort here. I really don't care to debate this with you, examine the holes in my reasoning, look at your defense. I just want to point this out to you for your thoughtful consideration.

Yes, I have my faults too. Yes, overall I think you're a good guy.

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by besson3c

You need me and people like me to ... <deleted loads of projected nonesense>

You actually took the time to post that, make up all that nonesense, and then hit submit?

And you say *I* have issues

<-- you.

My only problem with you besson is, when the mods ask you to quit, even specifically say your name, you do not.

You think you have some vendetta to accomplish. And I'm not the only one that is getting annoyed by it.

No need to spaz out. And please, take it elsewhere. As I don't want to read it here, and really don't care about your inane make-believe babble about me that you have came up with.

Ok?

Thanks.

[Demonhood]