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What do you have to do to get on Santa's Good List?
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Chicago
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Every year, I'm good all year, yet Santa never brings me any presents.
I guess he's never forgiven me for the time I called him an anti-semite.
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Six feet under and diggin' it.
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Ever try a blow job on the fat **** head. 
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Seattle, WA, USA
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I hear Santa's highly succeptible to cheap whiskey and ten-dollar whores.
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Any ramblings are entirely my own, and do not represent those of my employers, coworkers, friends, or species
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Boston, MA
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I try my best to always be good. Enjoy being kind and supportive of others.
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Chicago
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Maybe it's because I live in a condominium.
Going down the chimney--does this building have a chimney?--wouldn't get him in. He would also have to break down my front door to leave presents.
Next year I leave my door unlocked on Christmas eve.
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Dedicated MacNNer
Join Date: May 2005
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have you tried writing him a letter or maybe emailing him via northpole.com? ;-)
be well.
laeth
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Chicago
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Of course I wrote Santa a letter. How else would he know what I wanted for Christmas?
Although I never quite understood why it was necessary. If he knows if I'm sleeping or awake and if I've been bad or good, why does he need people writing to him to tell him what they want? Shouldn't Santa know what everyone wants for Christmas without letters?
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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Nashville, TN
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Nu? Who is this Santa and why should I give a flaming fig?
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Don't try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Vente: Achat
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He died for our sins, that's why he doesn't deliver presents anymore.
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Dedicated MacNNer
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Fly a thong-flag on your chimney next year.
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