[The Internet]

Do you do it? I do. It's great. Just compare>

Pros: No aiming required, water from shower washes urine away (no need for flush), it's comfortable, it's natural.

Cons: I can't think of any.

So let me know if you do. You can then join an organisation I set up called the ISUC, or the International Shower Urination Comission.

[Pendergast]

Originally Posted by The Internet

Do you do it? I do. It's great. Just compare>

Pros: No aiming required, water from shower washes urine away (no need for flush), it's comfortable, it's natural.

Cons: I can't think of any.

So let me know if you do. You can then join an organisation I set up called the ISUC, or the International Shower Urination Comission.

Obviously, the Mods are busy drinking their a**es off now.

[paul w]

why stop at urination?



Happy New Year, y'all!

[Cubeoid]

Originally Posted by paul w

why stop at urination?



Happy New Year, y'all!

Awesome. I can admit to urinating and masturbationating in the shower.

[phillryu]

Would you feel comfortoable taking a shower with your feet in the toilet? Even after it's flushed? I dunno, I wouldn't, and residual urine has lots to do with it. And I mean, older toilets get stained and such from it... just seems dirty. So no, I don't.

[itistoday]

Originally Posted by phillryu

Would you feel comfortoable taking a shower with your feet in the toilet? Even after it's flushed? I dunno, I wouldn't, and residual urine has lots to do with it. And I mean, older toilets get stained and such from it... just seems dirty. So no, I don't.

Urine is sterile. I'd be more worried about dirty feet.

[Cubeoid]

Urine is a girl's best friend.

[kmkkid]

No.

[dcmacdaddy]

Originally Posted by paul w

why stop at urination?



Happy New Year, y'all!

I definitely do some fappin' in the shower.

[euchomai]

It was pop superstar Madonna who told David Letterman, "Everyone does two things. Everyone picks their nose, and everyone pees in the shower." Though it may be, no doubt, an insightful way to look at the world, it was never really proven, until now.

According to a press release entitled, "Survey reveals that students are so lazy that most pee in the shower," from Lazystudents.com, 75 percent of the 840 college students polled answered "yes" to an online question asking, "Do you pee in the shower?"

http://www.dailycollegian.com/vnews/...=3b687669dd6b0

[Pendergast]

Factoids!!!!!!!!!!

[macaddict0001]

yes often enough, I enjoy masturbating with a full bladder in the shower and after I'm done I pee.

[DeathToWindows]

Too much info!

[Cubeoid]

Originally Posted by macaddict0001

yes often enough, I enjoy masturbating with a full bladder in the shower and after I'm done I pee.

full bladder masturbation rules! I always wonder how the fluids by pass eachother. Pretty clever mechanism.

[freudling]

This is sickola. Yo my man Cubeoid, I guess I can't not agree with what you said though. Happy New Year! Happy peeing! Happy #&^$*I%!)*&^...

[Cubeoid]

Hi freudling! I wish you health and a million dollars. Go for gold my friend, go for gold!

[TheoCryst]

Ewwwww... no.

[Pendergast]

Originally Posted by TheoCryst

Ewwwww... no.

Yeah... That liquid gold is worthless!

Try this:

Dreamed I was an eskimo
Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots and around my toes
The frost that bit the ground below
It was a hundred degrees below zero...

And my mama cried
And my mama cried
Nanook, a-no-no
Nanook, a-no-no
Don’t be a naughty eskimo
Save your money, don’t go to the show

Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
Well I turned around and I said ho, ho
And the northern lights commenced to glow
And she said, with a tear in her eye
Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow
Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow

And let's not forget this last pee-ce of wisdom!

[Kevin]

Standing in the shower thinking
about what makes a man
an outlaw or a leader
i'm thinking about power...
the ways a man could use it
or be destroyed by it
the water hits my neck
and i'm pissing on myself...

standing
in the shower
thinking...

standing in the shower thinking
about a man i know don't like me
he don't like the place i'm headed
same place he's headed
i know he'd beat me to it
if he could but he won't do it
but he would man
if he could...
and the water is piping hot..
the water is piping hot
it beats upon my neck
and i'm pissing on myself...

standing
in the shower
thinking...

standing in the shower thinking
is my woman afraid of me?
she's seen how far i've twisted
it's just cause i can trust her
and ever since we met
she understood so she let
me twist her good...
i twist her good...
and the water is piping hot
the water is piping hot
it beats upon my neck
and i'm pissing on myself...

standing
in the shower
thinking...

[Buckaroo]

Alright George Costanza.


STOP IT. That is discusting.

[ironknee]

NEVER!

especially when taking a hot shower...then you smell warm piss??? oy!

[Gankdawg]

Yes. All of the time. Think of the water conservation!

[far200]

Originally Posted by The Internet

Do you do it? I do. It's great. Just compare>

Pros: No aiming required, water from shower washes urine away (no need for flush), it's comfortable, it's natural.

Cons: I can't think of any.

So let me know if you do. You can then join an organisation I set up called the ISUC, or the International Shower Urination Comission.

no...... I have a toilet in my house...... I don't try to shower in my toilet so way would I pee in my shower.....

[JHromadka]

Originally Posted by phillryu

Would you feel comfortoable taking a shower with your feet in the toilet? Even after it's flushed? I dunno, I wouldn't, and residual urine has lots to do with it. And I mean, older toilets get stained and such from it... just seems dirty. So no, I don't.

It's not like you're peeing upstream. Just aim for the drain.

[Pendergast]

Originally Posted by JHromadka

It's not like you're peeing upstream. Just aim for the drain.

Less you're drunk, or about a hundred years of age, that should not be much trouble!

[ghporter]

I believe a more disgusting thread could have been thought up...but not much more disgusting. Ewww. Just ewwww.

[dampeoples]

Yes. I do this, every morning.

[Chuckit]

Eew.

[nredman]

yuck - once when i was a teenager i was playing in the state baseball tourney and we had to stay in host families houses - and we were in the basement and the only bathroom was upstairs - needless to say the family was scary - so i pee'd in the shower and my friend said he pee'd in the sink - gross i know - we were teenagers

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Pendergast

Factoids!!!!!!!!!!

****toids ?

-t

[suganutz2]

Yeah, I pee in the shower all the time. I told this to one of my ex-girlfriends, and she got disgusted, and went on this little rant on how urine has bacteria, and yada yada yada. I just told her, if George Costanza is cool with it, so am I.

[dcmacdaddy]

Originally Posted by suganutz2

Yeah, I pee in the shower all the time. I told this to one of my ex-girlfriends, and she got disgusted, and went on this little rant on how urine has bacteria, and yada yada yada. I just told her, if George Costanza is cool with it, so am I.

Ummm, George Costanza is not a real person.

Do you justify other actions based on what is done by fictional characters in a television sitcom?

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by ghporter

I believe a more disgusting thread could have been thought up...but not much more disgusting. Ewww. Just ewwww.

Like pooping in the shower? Anybody here do that?

[Cubeoid]

Originally Posted by besson3c

Like pooping in the shower? Anybody here do that?

I'm very intersted, tell me more.

[qnxde]

I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Pendergast]

This threads needs...

GoldyLock...

[yakkiebah]

The urine gets into your lungs wich can lead to infections, unless you like taking cold showers. Also not very nice for the next person taking the shower.

[Busemann]

Originally Posted by yakkiebah

The urine gets into your lungs wich can lead to infections, unless you like taking cold showers. Also not very nice for the next person taking the shower.

Yeah, and condoms have tiny holes in them. Just aim for the drain and do it at the beginning of the "session".

[yakkiebah]

Originally Posted by Busemann

Yeah, and condoms have tiny holes in them. Just aim for the drain and do it at the beginning of the "session".

So uhm, why do it at the beginning if you think it's bullshit anyway?

[Busemann]

Originally Posted by yakkiebah

So uhm, why do it at the beginning if you think it's bullshit anyway?

Because if you pee at the end, then some of the urine may not be flushed.. Hardly rocket science

[Uncle Skeleton]

Urine is sterile, I'd even say harmless (externally). And the amount you can expel at one time is so small compared with the amount of water in the shower, even instantaneously, that you'll never see any effect.

Any biological hazards you'll ever see in shower urine is coming from the shower, not the urine.

I started urinating in the shower, to save time if nothing else, then after a while I noticed it was becoming harder to keep myself from urinating at other times, especially while warm or drunk (or both). So I stopped.

[Cadaver]

Originally Posted by yakkiebah

The urine gets into your lungs wich can lead to infections

Not really true. Urine is sterile as it comes out of the body. While its a good medium for culturing bacteria, fresh urine is no more harmful than chicken broth (which is also a very good medium for growing bacteria). The shower/bathtub itself (a warm, wet place with lots of hair and skin cells for food) is more likely to harbor harmful bacteria or mold than any amount of your pee.
Masturbating in the shower, however, I find simply too distracting.

[PDX Chris]

When I was in college a couple of guys used to pee in the showers while others were trying to get ready for class. It really stunk up the place and to this day a toilet that isn't very clean makes me gag. So, no, I don't pee in the shower.

[OSX Abuser]

Originally Posted by The Internet

Do you do it? I do. It's great. Just compare>

Pros: No aiming required, water from shower washes urine away (no need for flush), it's comfortable, it's natural.

Cons: I can't think of any.

So let me know if you do. You can then join an organisation I set up called the ISUC, or the International Shower Urination Comission.

Yes I do it in the shower and so does my Wife. I did kinda shock me the first time my Wife did it while we showered together

[scaught]

Originally Posted by OSX Abuser

Yes I do it in the shower and so does my Wife. I did kinda shock me the first time my Wife did it while we showered together

thats so hottt.

ya. i pee in the shower. some people pee on their feet when they have a case of athletes foot, if i remember correctly. supposed to be good treatment.

[MindFad]

My name is Josh, and I piss in the shower daily. Yes. Yes, I do. Damn, Shower Pissers Anonymous up in this piece.

[wallinbl]

Originally Posted by scaught

some people pee on their feet when they have a case of athletes foot, if i remember correctly. supposed to be good treatment.

The army used to tell soldiers that. Don't know if they still do.

[mdc]

[Ignignokt] Behold y'all, the digital vats of urine
[Err] Drink up bitches! Taste our liquid gold
[Ignignokt] Err, you must respect yourself
[Ignignokt] Forst you wreck yourself
[Err] Hey man, you made a rhyme!
[Ignignokt] Yes it is for I am a rap God, from beyond the moon

[MF Doom]
Everybody talkin 'bout pistols, gats is borin
He came with a new topic to flip you, vats of urine
All pro, check the stats, his style scorin
While you at it, double check that Cristal you're pourin
Born of the pleads that needs a P in geniuses
Broads don't see it, since they don't got these, conveniences
Thank God she's not a ho
In the studio when you gotta go, you gotta go
Before you flow, make sure you practice or you losin
You don't wanna miss and let the cactus get to oozin
If any contestant splash, he's disqualified
Even if one drip should slide down the bottle side
Put a bum in a even better pickle
Reality show, how far would you go, to get a nickel?
... let alone a buck
Listen by the window, you can hear him moanin - yuck!
Remember, tomorrow is garbage day
It's not the kind of stuff you want to save and harbor away
Once it gets ripened and fermented
It takes on a bouquet that I should say is naturally scented
Tempted by a empty can of Guinness
Or waitin until we get there, say two or three minutes
Yeah, when it's fresh, it's sterile
Some say digestible, even edible
If you was stranded out to sea, alone and in trouble
Survive dehyrdation, guzzle your own cup full
Some day, you may even show your son how
to use it to make potassium nitrate for gunpowder
Funded by friends of ours who's generous
Join us next time when we discuss disgusting enemas

[Err] He's like a rap God
[Err] He's like a big log, that you find in your toilet
[Ignignokt] Fo' real!
[Err] Bow down and suck his knees!
[Ignignokt] And I am about to kick it all up in here
[Err] Stand by for kicking!
[Ignignokt] I am the kicker Err, not you
[Ignignokt] You kick elsewhere
[Err] This sucks man, I'm bored
[Ignignokt] Me too!

[yakkiebah]

Originally Posted by Busemann

Because if you pee at the end, then some of the urine may not be flushed.. Hardly rocket science

At the end it's probaly the best moment to pee, you won't breath anything in and you can clean the shower afterwards with clorine. Beginning and during is the worst moment.

Still, why worry about the moment if it doesn't matter anyway? It's like saying; the story about holes in condoms is nonsense(wich it is) but i'll use a second condom just to be sure anyway. Doesn't exactly make you sound confident.

BTW you only flush your toilet to clean it?

[Kevin]

You use two condoms?