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Toilet Monster, anyone ?
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Jan 6, 2006, 08:19 AM
 
Product Description:
Scare the crap out of your family and friends with the Toilet Monster! Halloween isn't the only time for scary fun! Painted, rubberized Toilet Monster easily attaches or deteaches to your toilet seat in seconds with 8 built-in suction cubs. It's nearly impossible to tell it's there under the lid, waiting to shock your unsuspecting victim! 13 x 15" and washes clean with mild detergent. You'll scream with laughter as the Toilet Monster scares the crap out of one person after another. Order ONLINE Today! Toilet Monster


http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...926678-5347808



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Jan 6, 2006, 09:03 AM
 
its in the toilet. Its all covered in toilet water. yuck.

And sometimes, if i'm in a real hurry, I don't even check under the lid before I empty myself.
     
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Jan 6, 2006, 09:04 AM
 

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Jan 6, 2006, 09:05 AM
 
OK, maybe that was a bit harsh. Sorry. Your original post was slightly funny.

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Jan 6, 2006, 09:19 AM
 
Originally Posted by turtle777
[g]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00024J7C6.01-A1V1Z4BJNVFJUK._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg[/img]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...926678-5347808



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I think if it would look a tad more creepy one could scare people to death..........literally
     
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Jan 6, 2006, 09:42 AM
 
Originally Posted by Tesseract


That's actually quite funny. But not as scary.

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Jan 6, 2006, 09:42 AM
 
Originally Posted by turtle777
Sh*t, I'd keep that around just for poker night.
     
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Jan 6, 2006, 10:53 AM
 
That is awesome.

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Jan 6, 2006, 11:28 AM
 
They had it on America's funniest home videos years ago.

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
     
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Jan 6, 2006, 01:03 PM
 
I will never go to the bathroom again.
     
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Jan 6, 2006, 02:12 PM
 
Originally Posted by Corpse of Chewbacca
I will never go to the bathroom again.
I wish you luck in keeping your word.

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Jan 6, 2006, 02:37 PM
 
Originally Posted by turtle777

at least amazon doesn't have the usual "x number new or used available."
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Jan 6, 2006, 03:31 PM
 
Nice typos in the description.
     
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Jan 6, 2006, 03:33 PM
 
Originally Posted by finboy
at least amazon doesn't have the usual "x number new or used available."
Ah, no prob. See here:

and washes clean with mild detergent.


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Jan 6, 2006, 05:12 PM
 
still ewww
     
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Jan 6, 2006, 05:16 PM
 
LOL I love this review:

9 of 11 people found the following review helpful:

great googly moogly, January 6, 2006
Reviewer: C. Haan - See all my reviews

I had the pleasure of encountering a toilet monstor over the holidays. I came home from a drunken escapade and found my self getting sick on the way up the stairs to my bedroom. I felt the gurgle of puke start to come up so I high tailed it to the john. As I lifted the toilet cover the vomit was already on its way out. I shut my eyes as the vomit spued out of my mouth and nose. After 10 seconds of a solid stream of beer/peanuts/chili mix, I opened my eyes to this f*#king thing looking at me like "RAAAAAARRRRRRRR" with vomit all over him. Seriously, the vomit made this even more scarier. I had to throw this one out but we ended up buying another.

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Actually, all of em are pretty funny.
     
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Jan 6, 2006, 05:25 PM
 
Would be so much fun.

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Jan 6, 2006, 09:01 PM
 
What kind of an ass would put that thing in the toilet. I'd just piss all over it just to spite whoever put it there.
     
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Jan 6, 2006, 09:23 PM
 
Shiat! Does it pay rent?
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Jan 6, 2006, 09:42 PM
 
I gotta get me one of those...
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