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A Possible Jesus Imposter
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
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I know this guy who is Jesus, except he pronounces his name "Hey-Zeus". For this reason, I think he is an imposter. The problem is, I'm afraid to call him on it. What if he really is an incarnation of the real Jesus? If he was, man, would I feel like an idiot! Besides, they say that the Lord works in mysterious ways.
Help me, MacNN... I don't know what to do, please help me figure this out. He doesn't have a beard, but I'm thinking that maybe he just shaved it off to disguise himself. He doesn't usually wear a robe, but Clark Kent doesn't always wear his cape...
You can see how I'm conflicted here. If he was the real Jesus, why would be pronounce his name differently? Then again, how do I know he's NOT the real Jesus?
I'm thinking of simply asking him, because I know that Jesus wouldn't lie, right? Still, I'm nervous. I can't even sleep, I'm so worried about making a mistake.
P.S. Maybe this thread belongs in the political lounge, since Jesus is religious?
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Baninated
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Pour wine over him, if he turns to a frog, he is a Jesus. I think that's what the bible said. 
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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I work with two of these impostor jesus' freaks me out everyday..
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Originally Posted by Cubeoid
Pour wine over him, if he turns to a frog, he is a Jesus. I think that's what the bible said.
I can't just go up to him and pour wine over him easily, unless I find some way to distract him.... In Superman 2, that old evil guy threw a bunch of busses and civilians at Superman. Unfortunately, I can't easily do that.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
I can't just go up to him and pour wine over him easily, unless I find some way to distract him.... In Superman 2, that old evil guy threw a bunch of busses and civilians at Superman. Unfortunately, I can't easily do that.
Take one for the team and kiss a guy, that will distract him.
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"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Tell him your concern, if He's the real Jesus He'll look at you with a pity and love...
If he's only human he'll give you the same dumb look I am 
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Kill him and hide his body in a cave.
If he's back at work on Monday he's the real Jesus. If not you've saved us from a false prophet.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
I know this guy who is Jesus, except he pronounces his name "Hey-Zeus". For this reason, I think he is an imposter. The problem is, I'm afraid to call him on it. What if he really is an incarnation of the real Jesus? If he was, man, would I feel like an idiot! Besides, they say that the Lord works in mysterious ways.
Help me, MacNN... I don't know what to do, please help me figure this out. He doesn't have a beard, but I'm thinking that maybe he just shaved it off to disguise himself. He doesn't usually wear a robe, but Clark Kent doesn't always wear his cape...
You can see how I'm conflicted here. If he was the real Jesus, why would be pronounce his name differently? Then again, how do I know he's NOT the real Jesus?
I'm thinking of simply asking him, because I know that Jesus wouldn't lie, right? Still, I'm nervous. I can't even sleep, I'm so worried about making a mistake.
P.S. Maybe this thread belongs in the political lounge, since Jesus is religious?
why start a thread you know is going to piss some ppl off. If I was a mod I would have locked this and banned you for 24 hours for it. Trying to start more arguments. Now that Ca$h is gone you are trying to fill the void? Shesh and ya Political lounge would have been a tad bit better.
2 Thumbs up  PS reported.
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Brian says (9:16 AM): I was looking at houses in Ottawa... I actually have a temptation in me to move
Jeff ******* says (9:19 AM): Eww, Ottawa is gross. It's infested with politicians, and presently, 1 Harper as well.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Ask him to turn some water into funk for you. If he does, then he's Jesus. Or a Issac Hays reborn. Either way, it would be cool.
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If I change my way of living, and if I pave my streets with good times, will the mountain keep on giving…
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If we X-tians (that means Christians...ya know as in "X-mas?) were really doing what the good book says we'd be treating ALL our earthly brothers and sisters as though each was, if not Jesus himself, at LEAST as an Angel.
And failing that, at least as we would treat ourselves.
So, to answer your question, just proceed on the basis that he IS Jesus.
THE Jesus.
Can't hurt.
Surely will help.
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Consider these posts as my way of introducing you to yourself.
Proud "SMACKDOWN!!" and "Golden Troll" Award Winner.
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
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BTW besson, is the wife not giving you enough attention?
You talk a big talk about being polite and civil, and being non-trollish all the time, then you post retarded threads like this. 
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Join Date: Oct 1999
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Originally Posted by Face Ache
Kill him and hide his body in a cave.
If he's back at work on Monday he's the real Jesus. If not you've saved us from a false prophet.
LOL
(really...i'm not saying lol just to say lol, i really lol'd when i read that  )
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Admin Emeritus  Join Date: Oct 1999
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Jesus ("hey zeus") is a common contemporary name in Spanish. (So is Mary -- "Maria" -- for both women and men.)
tooki
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