[Ratm]

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Female poster on CL, received a nice reply to her post from a true dawg...

Simply put it’s because animals don’t complicate sex with feelings. Animals don’t “go out for a drink or dinner or whatever”. Animals don’t have a “litany of reasons why they have not gotten out in a very long time”. Animals don’t say things like “Please be under 40, single, good looking, professional or at least well read, D/D free, and available Saturday night.” And animals don’t say “YOU HAVE TO SEND ME A PIC!”

When an animal is hungry they eat. They don’t care much what they eat. Some dogs will eat themselves sick and will eat poisonous things too. When an animal is thirsty they drink. Again, not too much thought goes into satisfying this need. When an animal is in heat they mate. No talking, no dinner and a movie, no nice car, no nice shoes. They give off a pheromone scent and howl to let others know they’re ready.

If you’re truly a good-looking woman, who’s busty, professional, with a big butt, and up for almost anything then the fault is yours alone. I’d do you, and most of my friends would do you too.
But being a girl is so very hard. You want to get laid, but you complicate things with history and emotion. If you make him shower and make him wear a condom you have eliminated 95% of the threat to yourself. If you carry a gun or a serrated knife then you’ve cut the remaining threat 5% down to 2%.
So there you are, 98% sure he’s safe enough to screw. And statistically speaking, most guys are clean and most guys are safe. Just like most guys’ just want to screw. We like women who like us. If you give it to us we’ll gratefully take it.

So what’s stopping you? You’re a girl. You have to talk to him. Have to. Genetic compulsion. If you don’t talk to him then you’d be a guy. Guys don’t talk to the hamburger they eat. If you’re horny then screw. If you’re thirsty then drink. You have to know if he can form sentences like an English teacher, because if he can’t talk then he can’t screw. At least that’s what girls think. You have to know that he has a job, or is looking for a job. You have to know that he lives on his own or he’s had a bad setback and is only living at home recently and temporarily because if he’s not ambitious then he can’t screw.
I mean how good could that steak dinner be if the cow was a mamma’s boy and a slacker and couldn’t conjugate Moos to save his life. If he was smart and sensitive, maybe he wouldn’t be on your plate in the first place.
No I don’t work for PETA.
No I’m not a vegetarian.
My point is that women don’t want sex. Why is the dog getting laid more than you? Because the dog wants to get laid. Women don’t want to get laid. If they did, they would. Women want safety and security and comfort and dependability. Women want a shoulder to lean on, a chest to cry on, a lap to sit on, and someone to count on. Women want to cuddle and talk and share secrets. Women want to go out and be out and stay out. Women want to see a great show, have a great meal, and dance at a great club. Women like dressing up and being seen, but when they stay in women like foreplay. Sex is like dessert, but foreplay is the true meal, the reason you came, the entrée, and the most fulfilling part of the dinner. Women can orgasm standing in the supermarket checkout line. They don’t need men for orgasm. They have better toys then men do, trust me. Women don’t want sex. Women want to make a deep quality connection with someone who will listen and respect them until death they do part, except when Patrick Swayze haunted Demi Moore. Even death can’t keep them apart. How romantic is that?
Speaking as a man, we’re more like dogs. We can be your best friends and we’re loyal to who feeds us best. We’re trainable, if you take the time to train us, but when it’s time to mate, then mate. Don’t have a headache, and don’t plan a special vacation to Vermont next month. Step up or step back and let some other woman try. I know this is wholly unattractive now, but why would I cheat if you were giving me sex when I wanted it? Everything can’t be blamed on women, but men don’t complicate sex with feelings. We just want to get laid. Just like dogs.

Well, I gotta be back to work. I hope this was more educational than funny.

[OwlBoy]

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Ohhh Ohhh

-Owl

[turtle777]

-t

[Tesseract]

The dog, the bunny, or both?

[turtle777]

The hampstor, of course !

-t

[Cody Dawg]

Women don’t want to get laid.

That's so totally not true.

I love sex, actually. Nothing kinky, just the basics (well, sometimes I do get adventurous in locales and position but nothing involving weird objects and fetishes) and I don't confuse it with love either. Sex and love are not the same at all.

One of the reasons that I married my husband is because we have GREAT sex together all of the time. It just so happened that our goals in life and our senses of humor and other things aligned also.

I feel awesome after sex. I can run without getting tired, work the rest of the day and get more done in one day than in three, I sleep better...you name it and it's better. I think sex is good for the body, to be honest.

Anyway, the person that wrote that doesn't have a true clue. Real men know that women NEED sex even if the women don't know it themselves. I just happen to know that sex is good for my mind and my body and I love it. It's a great thing. My husband and I have the hots for each other all of the time, after 7 years of marriage, and we'll hit it wherever and whenever possible. Even in his office. Even in a restroom at the courthouse. I'm surprised we haven't been arrested for some kind of indiscretion and we're lucky we haven't been caught...yet.

[wdlove]

Very good Cody.

Sex is much better in marriage. The making of Love is awesome.

[BlueSky]

nm, that didn't sound right. Here's a furry duck instead.

[jcadam]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Real men know that women NEED sex even if the women don't know it themselves.

So a woman may be saying "NO", but deep down she really needs it.

Got it, moving out.

[Dakar]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

That's so totally not true.

I love sex, actually. Nothing kinky, just the basics (well, sometimes I do get adventurous in locales and position but nothing involving weird objects and fetishes) and I don't confuse it with love either. Sex and love are not the same at all.

One of the reasons that I married my husband is because we have GREAT sex together all of the time. It just so happened that our goals in life and our senses of humor and other things aligned also.

I feel awesome after sex. I can run without getting tired, work the rest of the day and get more done in one day than in three, I sleep better...you name it and it's better. I think sex is good for the body, to be honest.

Anyway, the person that wrote that doesn't have a true clue. Real men know that women NEED sex even if the women don't know it themselves. I just happen to know that sex is good for my mind and my body and I love it. It's a great thing. My husband and I have the hots for each other all of the time, after 7 years of marriage, and we'll hit it wherever and whenever possible. Even in his office. Even in a restroom at the courthouse. I'm surprised we haven't been arrested for some kind of indiscretion and we're lucky we haven't been caught...yet.

I've seen Seinfeld, sex made Elaine dumber.

[Cody Dawg]

MEMO: Television is NOT the same as reality and Elaine is a CHARACTER who is a parody and her CHARACTER never develops - that's why we tuned in every week.

[Chuckit]

Originally Posted by Dakar

I've seen Seinfeld, sex made Elaine dumber.

Yes, but that isn't a potential problem with most women.

[MaxPower2k3]

besides, you've got it backwards. sex is like taking out the trash for a woman. elaine needed it to stay smart. George, on the other hand, was a genius when he realized that he had no chance at sex with his girlfriend, because the huge portion of his head of lettuce could be used for real thinking rather than trying to get laid.

[Dakar]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

MEMO: Television is NOT the same as reality and Elaine is a CHARACTER who is a parody and her CHARACTER never develops - that's why we tuned in every week.

MEMO: Don't state the obvious when I'm making a pretty transperent joke.

Originally Posted by Chuckit

Yes, but that isn't a potential problem with most women.

Ohhhh, burn.

[Cody Dawg]

I liked Elaine.

She's no one I could have for a friend in the real world, but she'd make for an amusing acquaintance.

[Dakar]

Originally Posted by MaxPower2k3

besides, you've got it backwards. sex is like taking out the trash for a woman. elaine needed it to stay smart. George, on the other hand, was a genius when he realized that he had no chance at sex with his girlfriend, because the huge portion of his head of lettuce could be used for real thinking rather than trying to get laid.

Ah, crap. Been a while since I've seen that one. All I remember is Elain clapping at the spinning tire display. That and George calculating his odds with the maid.

[Ratm]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

That's so totally not true.

I love sex, actually. Nothing kinky, just the basics (well, sometimes I do get adventurous in locales and position but nothing involving weird objects and fetishes) and I don't confuse it with love either. Sex and love are not the same at all.

Information on a need to know bases....I did not need to know this information.

I feel awesome after sex. I can run without getting tired, work the rest of the day and get more done in one day than in three, I sleep better...you name it and it's better. I think sex is good for the body, to be honest.

Well goodie for you Men just usually feel sleepy.

Anyway, the person that wrote that doesn't have a true clue. Real men know that women NEED sex even if the women don't know it themselves.

Where would a guy be able to buy this mind-reading-machine?


where's my porn collection at.

[Dakar]

More importantly, how do you show a woman who doesn't want sex that she NEEDS it?

[BlueSky]

Originally Posted by Dakar

More importantly, how do you show a woman who doesn't want sex that she NEEDS it?

Remind her that her C-battery bill for the last year is well over $300?

[macaddict0001]

Man this guy knows so little about women. Fact is, women like sex, usually more than men.(in my experience, or at least more than me) the problem is society says that women shouldn't have desires, be sexual or masturbate. That just isn't true. its easier to "get some" as a man than as a woman.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Ratm

Where would a guy be able to buy this mind-reading-machine?

At the Real Man Shop. That's where I got mine anyways.

[Dakar]

Originally Posted by BlueSky

Remind her that her C-battery bill for the last year is well over $300?

Originally Posted by macaddict0001

Man this guy knows so little about women. Fact is, women like sex, usually more than men.(in my experience, or at least more than me) the problem is society says that women shouldn't have desires, be sexual or masturbate. That just isn't true. its easier to "get some" as a man than as a woman.

I don't think so. Men don't have turnstiles on the seat next to them at bars like women do.

Originally Posted by Doofy

At the Real Man Shop. That's where I got mine anyways.

I think you're confusing that with your BS machine.

[Chuckit]

Originally Posted by macaddict0001

its easier to "get some" as a man than as a woman.

Bullshit. All an even marginally attractive woman has to do is take off her clothes in a room with 10 men and seven of them will most likely want to have sex with her.

[Tyler McAdams]

Originally Posted by macaddict0001

its easier to "get some" as a man than as a woman.

Mahahahah! Bullsh!t. I second that.

[Ratm]

Originally Posted by Doofy

At the Real Man Shop. That's where I got mine anyways.

Let me know the next time you're going, I'll make a list.

[Ratm]

Originally Posted by Chuckit

Bullshit. All an even marginally attractive woman has to do is take off her clothes in a room with 10 men and seven of them will most likely want to have sex with her.

What about the other three?

[BlueSky]

Originally Posted by Ratm

What about the other three?

Gather up her discarded clothes and marvel at her chic, yet sensible fashion style.

[ReggieX]

Elaine was hot.

[Cody Dawg]

Yeah, I'd do her.

[wdlove]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

I liked Elaine.

She's no one I could have for a friend in the real world, but she'd make for an amusing acquaintance.

You are an awesome friend Cody.

[Ratm]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Yeah, I'd do her.

[macaddict0001]

Originally Posted by Chuckit

Bullshit. All an even marginally attractive woman has to do is take off her clothes in a room with 10 men and seven of them will most likely want to have sex with her.

hey all this is just in my experience. so if your experience is different perhaps you are not even marginally attractive or have you never walked into a room and taken off all your clothes, you might me surprised at the responses you get, or the responses a women would get if she did that.

[Chuckit]

Seen both actually. Women get a better reception when they undress.

I mean, in your experience, do women often try to have sex with guys and fail a lot? More than guys trying to have sex with women?

[Kevin]

Cody sounds like my better half.

[macaddict0001]

Originally Posted by Chuckit

Seen both actually. Women get a better reception when they undress.

I mean, in your experience, do women often try to have sex with guys and fail a lot? More than guys trying to have sex with women?

woman may get a better reception when they undress but that doesn't mean its easier for them to get laid. there are a hell of a lot more sexually frustrated woman than men(again in my experience) besides I think that there are a lot of women who have bad experiences with sex(boyfriends who can't satisfy them). Who think that sex isn't pleasurable, but if you hang with the right crowd its not hard to find a girl to screw you.

[Chuckit]

So basically, it's easier for women to get laid than men, but because they either don't try or don't want to do it, they are frustrated more often. That I'll believe.

No matter what crowd you hang out with, it's easy to find a guy to screw you.

[subego]

Men have a hardwired biological imperative to produce as many offspring as possible.

Women have a hardwired biological imperative to find someone who will protect them during the exceedingly difficult and vulnerable state of pregnancy.

Conclusion: women get more horny, otherwise they'd never get pregnant, they are however, more choosy.

The exceptions prove the rule.

Simple, non?

[Mithras]

Originally Posted by Kevin

Cody sounds like my better half.

You're a hermaphrodite?

[Cody Dawg]

Funny, mithras.



Women are more choosy, subego? Try telling that to Paris Hilton. I find it hilarious that she's the offspring of a hotelier...she always has a place to shack up in.

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by Mithras

You're a hermaphrodite?

Wanna feel and find out sugar tits?

[macaddict0001]

Originally Posted by Chuckit

So basically, it's easier for women to get laid than men, but because they either don't try or don't want to do it, they are frustrated more often. That I'll believe.

No matter what crowd you hang out with, it's easy to find a guy to screw you.

no, any women who wants sex in our society is considered by many to be a "slut" or something like that. Is that not a barrier to sex? While men are expected to be horny bastards, and are expected to like sex unconditionally(even though most do not) You may or may not know a lot about finding a guy to screw you but I don't, so I'll have to take your word on how easy it is to find a guy to screw you.

Originally Posted by subego

Men have a hardwired biological imperative to produce as many offspring as possible.

Women have a hardwired biological imperative to find someone who will protect them during the exceedingly difficult and vulnerable state of pregnancy.

Conclusion: women get more horny, otherwise they'd never get pregnant, they are however, more choosy.

The exceptions prove the rule.

Simple, non?

Uhm, in most mammals after intercourse the male and female part ways never to see each other again.

[subego]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Women are more choosy, subego? Try telling that to Paris Hilton. I find it hilarious that she's the offspring of a hotelier...she always has a place to shack up in.

Well, I did say the exceptions prove the rule. I think we can all agree Paris Hilton is not the norm.

On the other hand, In that sex video of hers, I don't think I've ever seen someone so bored with the whole process.

I understand (my GF read the interview in "Jane") Paris has said she doesn't really like sex. Unsurprising, considering her minx-like behavior.

Of course, I have no objection to minx-like behavior (I bet that's a shock ), but I think lots of women convince themselves they are capable of male-league emotional detachment from sex, when ultimately, they just aren't designed that way.

Much wailing and gnashing of teeth follows.

[subego]

Originally Posted by macaddict0001

Uhm, in most mammals after intercourse the male and female part ways never to see each other again.

Most mammals are rodents. Very different than people.

[macaddict0001]

Originally Posted by subego

Most mammals are rodents. Very different than people.

well you were either referring to uncivilized humans or mammals in general so I figured you were talking about mammals.

[subego]

Originally Posted by macaddict0001

well you were either referring to uncivilized humans or mammals in general so I figured you were talking about mammals.

I was referring to humans in general.

I'm not sure how you mean to fit civilization into this.

[Chuckit]

Originally Posted by macaddict0001

no, any women who wants sex in our society is considered by many to be a "slut" or something like that. Is that not a barrier to sex?

Not really. If it is, colleges all over the country demonstrate that it isn't a particularly daunting hurdle.

Originally Posted by macaddict0001

While men are expected to be horny bastards, and are expected to like sex unconditionally(even though most do not)

People's assumptions may not be the same, but that's not fair to say. A woman who's known to be sexually promiscuous is branded a slut, while a man who's known to be promiscuous is called a player or a man-whore. There's epithets for both. Just because men start out with a worse reputation doesn't mean only women get talked about if they're brazen.

Originally Posted by macaddict0001

You may or may not know a lot about finding a guy to screw you but I don't, so I'll have to take your word on how easy it is to find a guy to screw you.

I have known sluts of both sexes. In the cases I've seen, the women always have an easier time of it.

[macaddict0001]

Originally Posted by subego

I was referring to humans in general.

I'm not sure how you mean to fit civilization into this.

There has been no need for a man to protect a women for a long time.

[far200]

some of the points are valid....... women seem to over complicate everything......

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by macaddict0001

There has been no need for a man to protect a women for a long time.

Subjective..

but it doesn't change the fact that women do look for this in a man.

[Cubeoid]

Originally Posted by wdlove

You are an awesome friend Cody.

You are an awesome friend wdlove.