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Make Up Your Own Quotes!
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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Come up with your own quotes!
I'll start with some idiotic nonsense...
"Ah, tis a wondrous thing to be a banana, hanging from the mouth of a small primate, awaiting doom." -tavilach
"If you were a sine and I a cosine, we would make a wonderful tangent. Make sure you're on top." -tavilach
"The future is simply the present at a later date. The past is the present as seen from the future. And the present? It's under the Christmas tree. Owned, you philosophical bastard." -tavilach
"God is just some big, invisible, and immortal dude who happens to be living backwards. His future is our past, and his past is our future. He has been around forever, because he's immortal in the other direction. That must be fun." -tavilach
Yes, I'm bored.
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"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world." -Archimedes
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"Criticism is a misconception: we must read not to understand others but to understand ourselves.”
Emile M. Cioran
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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Originally Posted by Pendergast
"meh." - Pendergast
That's some serious plagiarism. I'm sure that's been quoted hundreds of times!
In the spirit of plagiarism,
"Criticism is a misconception: we must read not to understand others but to understand ourselves.” -tavilach
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"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world." -Archimedes
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Join Date: Sep 2001
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"Attributing quotes to a screen name you made up for an internet forum will get you neither fame nor fortune." - Mas.
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Originally Posted by Mastrap
"Attributing quotes to a screen name you made up for an internet forum will get you neither fame nor fortune." - Mas.
Exactly. Otherwise I'd have a doozy. 
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"'Jelly Hat' sounds silly," I told Prince. "How about something poetic, like 'Raspberry Beret.'"
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Oct 2001
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"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world." -Chuckit
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"Instead of either 'multi-talented' or 'multitalented' use 'bisexual'."
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world." -Chuckit
Oh, snap.
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"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world." -Archimedes
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Clinically Insane
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Hey, that guy in your signature stole my quote!
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Chuck
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"Instead of either 'multi-talented' or 'multitalented' use 'bisexual'."
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Archimedes, you dog. Bad Archimedes.
Has anyone seen Rico Suave?
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"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world." -Archimedes
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Originally Posted by Pendergast
Oh, snap.
"You bet!" - Pendergast
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"Criticism is a misconception: we must read not to understand others but to understand ourselves.”
Emile M. Cioran
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
tavilach, you dog. Bad tavilach.
Has anyone seen Rico Suave?
"Oh yes!" - Pendergast
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"Criticism is a misconception: we must read not to understand others but to understand ourselves.”
Emile M. Cioran
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Dedicated MacNNer
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Please keep in mind the ambiguously selective general understandings we've all agreed upon...
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
"blah blah blah fulcrum on which to place it, blah blah." -Archimedes
Fixed!
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"Sometimes, a root beer is the only thing that will help." -M.L. 
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