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31 Excellent Masturbation Ideas
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just post a link to the woman in the bathtub while you are at it 
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Originally Posted by Ratm
Many, many moons ago a wise guy told me he and his wife tried what I see is on the list at #9.
I always wondered how it would work with a partner (he called it "a menthol FXXK") but something told me, naaah!
Now, I'm glad I never tried it.
These many years later and I finally know FOR SURE what a dick he was. He knew it would hurt but thought it would be fun to play the trick on me and Suzy Lou all the same! 
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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's."
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Originally Posted by nredman
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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
i am confused by this thread, not you. whatever happened to normal spanking. people must really masturbate alot of have to resort to these ideas
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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's."
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Yes, a very active young man. Also imaginative. 
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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I laughed out loud at number 17, "with magnets."
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Most of those were so idiotic the idiots who did it deserved every bit of pain and trouble they got for it. Seriously, clapping magnets on your testicles? Inserting incense into your urethra and lighting it? Inserting a Barbie shoe into... well, anywhere in your body? Using detergent as lubricant? Using the spokes on an exercise bike on your foreskin? What were these morons thinking?!?
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number 2 made my whole body go numb.. and then I couldn't read any more. That guy is seriously ****ed up.
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That's fecking foul
We're becoming a society of wankers
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Originally Posted by Albert Pujols
number 2 made my whole body go numb.. and then I couldn't read any more. That guy is seriously ****ed up.
It’s not just one person, it’s lots of different people.
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Originally Posted by Oisín
It’s not just one person, it’s lots of different people.
yeah but just the guy who used the pump.. I didn't read the others anyway.
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I've done #7. It sucked. 
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Originally Posted by jcadam
I've done #7. It sucked.
Try hand/body soap next time.
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Some people have both WAY too much time on their "hands" and a combination of too little sense and too much imagination. This sounds like a potential source of Darwin Award winners to me!
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I started to feel pain at #3. Couldn't read any farther.
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Goodness, you'd think some people would realize that if it looks like its going to hurt it probably will hurt.
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Originally Posted by JoshuaZ
Goodness, you'd think some people would realize that if it looks like its going to hurt it probably will hurt.
My point exactly!!!
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I've never tried any of these but pain can be very pleasurable.
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