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Doofy · Jan 18, 2006, 05:40 PM

Comedy gold...

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showth...ge=1&pp=20

BlueSky · Jan 18, 2006, 05:47 PM

The Mousse Mafia.
The Gel Cartel.

rambo47 · Jan 18, 2006, 05:50 PM

Holy crap! What's truly amazing is that when they posted that pic they were thinking, "Man,we look so killer! The chicks will be all over us!!" Notice how they're all going for that "toughest yuppie at the Short Hills Mall" look witht the upturned collars.

Doofy · Jan 18, 2006, 05:54 PM

I just hit page 35. It gets funnier and funnier.

MaxPower2k3 · Jan 18, 2006, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by rambo47

Holy crap! What's truly amazing is that when they posted that pic they were thinking, "Man,we look so killer! The chicks will be all over us!!" Notice how they're all going for that "toughest yuppie at the Short Hills Mall" look witht the upturned collars.

(lived 10 minutes from the Short Hills mall for a decade)

Doofy · Jan 18, 2006, 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by Original Poster

funny dat all of u are talkin sheit on the internet becuz i know that in real life y'all wouldnt say a damn thing to our face since we all 6'0+ and buff n sheit.

Originally Posted by some guy

Dude, I'd call you ALL girls to your faces and break your arms one after another. Your arrogance is hilarious. Do you even realise you are talking sh*t to a site FULL of trained martial artists? at least 70% of this site could kill you all.

Atomic Rooster · Jan 18, 2006, 06:15 PM

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Ratm · Jan 18, 2006, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by BlueSky

The Gel Cartel.

That's the funniest **** I've read all day.

ha i can tell you try to hide the fact that you are a red headed ginger

waxcrash · Jan 18, 2006, 06:23 PM

Some of the comments in the thread are classic…

"That eleven year old on the left has a sweet rope chain on."

"Wow, you boys look like you're on the hunt for some gayness in your anus.."

"Hahahahahha...Jersey guidos."

"Ps: tell u boys to stop plucking there eyebrows it makes em look the ghey!"

Kevin · Jan 18, 2006, 06:24 PM

"gayness for your anus"

Ratm · Jan 18, 2006, 06:47 PM

I absolutely hate Jersey guido trash.

http://www.njguido.com/

Doofy · Jan 18, 2006, 07:58 PM

...And the thread gets its own fansite.

http://leehotti.com/index.htm

IceEnclosure · Jan 18, 2006, 08:03 PM

ha, yea I ran across this the other day, I busted my gut from laughin' so much!

DoGoodDrugs · Jan 18, 2006, 08:48 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...;q=john+hottie

teknopimp · Jan 18, 2006, 09:01 PM

^^^ that was awesome.

festeringwounds · Jan 18, 2006, 09:12 PM

heh.

"You know, usually I think its pretty retarded to be criticizing people's physical appearance on the internet just cuz they are not perfect, or claiming the place you live is somehow superior to everywhere else..... but my god man.... MY GOD.... WTF is wrong with these guys?

Calling him gay is a major insult to gay people. I have never ever met a gay man who looked like an ORANGE Sonic the Hedgehog."

festeringwounds · Jan 18, 2006, 09:17 PM

Original link seems to be dead, but yeah, it is pretty funny stuff.

Kerrigan · 10:16 PM

Found that in the linked thread.

Doofy, like you said, that thread is comedy gold

Leia's Left Bun · 10:29 PM

Ya that is comedy gold taking some pics of Geno's and writing GAAAY over it.

Some of them are kinda hot actually. Geno style and gay is usually the same thing.

I mean who is worse? These italians that all dress the same or the morons that leave comments like this:
"Which is you and which is your boyfriend or do al of you fags spread the Hiv-ee throughout your group?'
"you look ****ing homosexual ... and i hope you all die of cancer very quickly before you get to procreate.

But like I said .. maybe a nice dose of cancer (or more probably AIDS) will have ravaged your system well before then.

You are a ****ing disgrace to anyone of the male gender."

festeringwounds · Jan 18, 2006, 10:34 PM

Bleh just a bunch of insecure, uncultured, stupid ****s with money. Now, I'm not going to be a total jerk, and I'll acknowledge that it takes a lot of work to get super-ripped and spend your parent's money on tanning packages and diamond earrings and hairgel, and yeah, they probably get a lot of girls. But they're bottom feeders. They get the dumbest, sluttiest girls, girls that have nothing to offer so they party like rockstars hoping to meet a rich guy they can leech off from the rest of their lives. Basically, the only thing that seperates all of these 'club goer' type people from the trailerpark is cash. Cash doesn't hide trash.

Leia's Left Bun · Jan 18, 2006, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by festeringwounds

Bleh just a bunch of insecure, uncultured, stupid ****s with money. Now, I'm not going to be a total jerk, and I'll acknowledge that it takes a lot of work to get super-ripped and spend your parent's money on tanning packages and diamond earrings and hairgel, and yeah, they probably get a lot of girls. But they're bottom feeders. They get the dumbest, sluttiest girls, girls that have nothing to offer so they party like rockstars hoping to meet a rich guy they can leech off from the rest of their lives. Basically, the only thing that seperates all of these 'club goer' type people from the trailerpark is cash. Cash doesn't hide trash.

You think the trailer trash, ungroomed, poorly dressed, white trash are better and get the quality woman?

Kerrigan · Jan 18, 2006, 10:39 PM

Italian overload

festeringwounds · Jan 18, 2006, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by Leia's Left Bun

You think the trailer trash, ungroomed, poorly dressed, white trash are better and get the quality woman?

No.

I'm saying that well groomed, dressed trash gets well groomed, well dressed trash.
Poorly dressed, poorly groomed trash gets poorly dressed, poorly groomed trash.

Leia's Left Bun · Jan 18, 2006, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by festeringwounds

No.

I'm saying that well groomed, dressed trash gets well groomed, well dressed trash.
Poorly dressed, poorly groomed trash gets poorly dressed, poorly groomed trash.

And normal gets normal?

I am well dressed, well groomed but sure as hell am not trash.

dcmacdaddy · Jan 18, 2006, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by DoGoodDrugs

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...;q=john+hottie

THAT is a masterpiece of cruel, vicious, satire. It gets

and a snap.

dcmacdaddy · Jan 18, 2006, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by Leia's Left Bun

And normal gets normal?

I am well dressed, well groomed but sure as hell am not trash.

The normal well-dressed well-groomed (don't forger the hyphen) gets normal well-dressed and well-groomed.

starman · Jan 19, 2006, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by rambo47

Holy crap! What's truly amazing is that when they posted that pic they were thinking, "Man,we look so killer! The chicks will be all over us!!" Notice how they're all going for that "toughest yuppie at the Short Hills Mall" look witht the upturned collars.

Even Short Hills doesn't have that much hair spray in it.

festeringwounds · Jan 19, 2006, 12:33 AM

Originally Posted by Leia's Left Bun

And normal gets normal?

I am well dressed, well groomed but sure as hell am not trash.

.... um... no

Jesus. Why are you guys not getting this? I'll ****ing bold the important parts for you.

I'm saying that well groomed, dressed trash gets well groomed, well dressed trash.
Poorly dressed, poorly groomed trash gets poorly dressed, poorly groomed trash.

You aren't trash SWG. I think you're cool. And I hope you find someone worth spending time with, if you haven't already. But I'm saying that if you're 'trash'... meaning lacking culture, education, intelligence, and most importantly, you're proud of it and willingly remain ignorant, you get the same. Bank accounts and fancy cars don't turn trash into classier, better people.

festeringwounds · Jan 19, 2006, 12:34 AM

Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy

The normal well-dressed well-groomed (don't forger the hyphen) gets normal well-dressed and well-groomed.

Nah. Non trashy people have the ability to intermingle. I've seen lots of examples of mediocre guys getting hot girls, and vice versa.

Leia's Left Bun · Jan 19, 2006, 12:35 AM

Originally Posted by festeringwounds

.... um... no

Jesus. Why are you guys not getting this? I'll ****ing bold the important parts for you.

I'm saying that well groomed, dressed trash gets well groomed, well dressed trash.
Poorly dressed, poorly groomed trash gets poorly dressed, poorly groomed trash.

You aren't trash SWG. I think you're cool. And I hope you find someone worth spending time with, if you haven't already. But I'm saying that if you're 'trash'... meaning lacking culture, education, intelligence, and most importantly, you're proud of it and willingly remain ignorant, you get the same. Bank accounts and fancy cars don't turn trash into classier, better people.

I do know what you mean but I don't know how anyone call call these guys trash based on one pic of them. Sure they are posing like losers but who doesn't do stupid crap when they are young and trying to look cool?

Just because they pluck their eyebrows and wear tanktops doesn't make them trash.

festeringwounds · Jan 19, 2006, 12:43 AM

Originally Posted by Leia's Left Bun

I do know what you mean but I don't know how anyone call call these guys trash based on one pic of them. Sure they are posing like losers but who doesn't do stupid crap when they are young and trying to look cool?

Just because they pluck their eyebrows and wear tanktops doesn't make them trash.

Dude. Trash is trash. I've known people like this, and they're trash. They aren't intelligent, or good at anything, so they work really hard to be as attractive as possible. Then they 'club' and get laid with some skanky ho's, and in about 5 years tehy wonder why every one else is succeeding while they're still working at some bullshit job paying rent every month.

They end up being used car salesmen, hotel managers, etc etc etc etc etc.

Trash.

Railroader · Jan 19, 2006, 01:02 AM

Originally Posted by Leia's Left Bun

You think the trailer trash, ungroomed, poorly dressed, white trash are better and get the quality woman?

It happened to me. It could happen to anyone.

Railroader · Jan 19, 2006, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by Leia's Left Bun

I do know what you mean but I don't know how anyone call call these guys trash based on one pic of them. Sure they are posing like losers but who doesn't do stupid crap when they are young and trying to look cool?

Just because they pluck their eyebrows and wear tanktops doesn't make them trash.

Rob judges everyone based upon outward appearances. What they own, what they drive, how they dress, and where they live is everything to Rob. He makes snap decisions about someone like no other I know.

Remember, Rob is the guy who drives over a hundred MPH on public roads and licks throwing stars at guys who bug him. He also flips off parking attendants who drive SUVs even though they don't pick the cars they drive on their job.

He's a real calss act. Just wanted you to remember who you're dealing with here SWG.

Leia's Left Bun · Jan 19, 2006, 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by festeringwounds

Dude. Trash is trash. I've known people like this, and they're trash. They aren't intelligent, or good at anything, so they work really hard to be as attractive as possible. Then they 'club' and get laid with some skanky ho's, and in about 5 years tehy wonder why every one else is succeeding while they're still working at some bullshit job paying rent every month.

They end up being used car salesmen, hotel managers, etc etc etc etc etc.

Trash.

Not that i disagree but nobody deserves to be told "get cancer or AIDS you closeted faggots" based on some club pics.

festeringwounds · Jan 19, 2006, 01:28 AM

Originally Posted by Railroader

Rob judges everyone based upon outward appearances. What they own, what they drive, how they dress, and where they live is everything to Rob. He makes snap decisions about someone like no other I know.

Remember, Rob is the guy who drives over a hundred MPH on public roads and licks throwing stars at guys who bug him. He also flips off parking attendants who drive SUVs even though they don't pick the cars they drive on their job.

He's a real calss act. Just wanted you to remember who you're dealing with here SWG.

True. I'm honest enough to admit that I judge people on their appearances...but I leave room for error. And I don't judge based on income. I've met a lot of total nimrods with a lot of money. But yes, I make snap decisions, with the ability to change them later.

And yes, I drove over 100mph in south dakota @ 2:30am with nobody around. And another time in southern WI at about 11pm at night on a road I know very well that has no driveways or traffic. Of course to you, that means all the time because you like to blow things out of proportion and paint me in a negative light. Very christian of you. One time, I had some nutball chase me for lord knows what into a parking lot who came after me. So I pulled out some throwing knives, and he went away. Of course to you, that means throwing stars and I do this to anybody who bugs me. Your inaccuracies are not surprising. Christians persecute a lot of people under false pretenses.

festeringwounds · Jan 19, 2006, 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by Leia's Left Bun

Not that i disagree but nobody deserves to be told "get cancer or AIDS you closeted faggots" based on some club pics.

I didn't say that. In fact, I stood up for gay rights in the linked thread. I said that hte people wanting 'to bash fags' are just as dumb as the hotti type people who hang out in clubs. All I'm saying is that they're about the same as white trash.

"3. The anti-gay talk is a bit disturbing. Wishing all gay people death? Working out to 'bash fags'? K...um.. that's kinda ****ed up, honestly. Who gives a **** who's gay or not. I hate stupid people. I don't give a **** what gets people off because I'm not sleeping with them. Personally I think the people who are spouting off gay hatred are about on the same level as the 'hotti' dumbasses."

Leia's Left Bun · Jan 19, 2006, 01:34 AM

Originally Posted by festeringwounds

I didn't say that. In fact, I stood up for gay rights in the linked thread. I said that hte people wanting 'to bash fags' are just as dumb as the hotti type people who hang out in clubs. All I'm saying is that they're about the same as white trash.

I know you didn't say anything bad towards homosexuals. I was commenting on the posts on that other board which were just warped white trash being homophobic because those guys look better than they do.

volcano · Jan 19, 2006, 01:49 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Comedy gold...

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showth...ge=1&pp=20

That's the longest thread I've ever seen. In fact, it's grown from 180 to 182 pages in about one hour. I can't keep up.

Railroader · Jan 19, 2006, 03:50 AM

Originally Posted by festeringwounds

True. I'm honest enough to admit that I judge people on their appearances...but I leave room for error. And I don't judge based on income. I've met a lot of total nimrods with a lot of money. But yes, I make snap decisions, with the ability to change them later.

And yes, I drove over 100mph in south dakota @ 2:30am with nobody around. And another time in southern WI at about 11pm at night on a road I know very well that has no driveways or traffic. Of course to you, that means all the time because you like to blow things out of proportion and paint me in a negative light. Very christian of you. One time, I had some nutball chase me for lord knows what into a parking lot who came after me. So I pulled out some throwing knives, and he went away. Of course to you, that means throwing stars and I do this to anybody who bugs me. Your inaccuracies are not surprising. Christians persecute a lot of people under false pretenses.

See that bolded part, that's where you completely confused yourself with me.

Didn't you once post a video of yourself doing well over 100 on Madison's expressways on here once? And are you claiming that those are the only times you have exceeded 100 MPH twice in your entire life?!?!

And pulling a weapon, any kind of weapon, is a moron thing todo. You are a weak person and try to justify every little wrong thing you do. Are you saying pulling the "throwing knives" was a wise thing?

I am not persecuting you Rob. I am pointing out your hypocracy. And the pretenses are FAR from false! HA HA HA!!!

Doofy · 05:09 AM

Originally Posted by volcano

That's the longest thread I've ever seen. In fact, it's grown from 180 to 182 pages in about one hour. I can't keep up.

It's had something like a million plus views in less than a week - it's becoming a legend! It's on the Metallica forums, it's on the ESPN forums, it's everywhere!

Doofy · Jan 19, 2006, 05:07 AM

Originally Posted by Leia's Left Bun

Ya that is comedy gold taking some pics of Geno's and writing GAAAY over it.

You missed the point. Which is... ...the guy was trying to look tough in front of a bunch of people who actually *are* tough. And got slapped down for it. Context is everything.

JoshuaZ · Jan 19, 2006, 05:11 AM

Holy forum overload batman!

Leia's Left Bun · Jan 19, 2006, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

You missed the point. Which is... ...the guy was trying to look tough in front of a bunch of people who actually *are* tough. And got slapped down for it. Context is everything.

Ya some "cool" guys on a forum slapped them down by telling them to get AIDS and Cancer. What a dis

festeringwounds · Jan 19, 2006, 08:00 AM

Originally Posted by Railroader

See that bolded part, that's where you completely confused yourself with me.

Didn't you once post a video of yourself doing well over 100 on Madison's expressways on here once? And are you claiming that those are the only times you have exceeded 100 MPH twice in your entire life?!?!

And pulling a weapon, any kind of weapon, is a moron thing todo. You are a weak person and try to justify every little wrong thing you do. Are you saying pulling the "throwing knives" was a wise thing?

I am not persecuting you Rob. I am pointing out your hypocracy. And the pretenses are FAR from false! HA HA HA!!!

I did 120mph on a straight road near platteville, WI at night that I KNOW really well that has ZERO driveways or intersections for about 2 miles. No, I'm not claiming that. I speed occasionally in very spartan locations because it's fun, just like any other male on the planet. And how is pulling a weapon a dumb thing to do? The guy left. It worked fine. You are a horrible christian and try to justify every little way you attack me. I am pointing out your hypocracy. And the accusations of you being just another hypocritical christian hell bent on making fun of others are pretty much true. Congrats for being a stereotype.

Leia's Left Bun · Jan 19, 2006, 08:01 AM

Alright please don't turn this thread into something about cars.

festeringwounds · Jan 19, 2006, 08:01 AM

Originally Posted by Leia's Left Bun

Ya some "cool" guys on a forum slapped them down by telling them to get AIDS and Cancer. What a dis

Dude, while I find that pretty much just as offensive as you, I also realize that not EVERYBODY who thought they were total dumbasses or dressing like fairies was posting 'all fags should die and I like beating them up". Learn to laugh a little.

festeringwounds · Jan 19, 2006, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by Leia's Left Bun

Alright please don't turn this thread into something about cars.

K. Factory boy has made it to my ignore list. God I hate self righteous christians. They're such assholes. So what if I decide to speed in the middle of nowhere? Oh, that's right. Kilbey feels tha he should enforce his viewpoints on my life because that's the christian thing to do. Oh well, at least he isn't outside my house trying to burn me at the stake like you know he'd have been all about a few hundred years ago.

Leia's Left Bun · Jan 19, 2006, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by festeringwounds

Dude, while I find that pretty much just as offensive as you, I also realize that not EVERYBODY who thought they were total dumbasses or dressing like fairies was posting 'all fags should die and I like beating them up". Learn to laugh a little.

Trust me I laugh at these types of people but is it even possible to get dised by someone on the internet on a forum? I'm sure they went out clubbin' in shame that night.

festeringwounds · Jan 19, 2006, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by Leia's Left Bun

Trust me I laugh at these types of people but is it even possible to get dised by someone on the internet on a forum? I'm sure they went out clubbin' in shame that night.

Considering over a million people are laughing at them.... yeah... I dunno.

Railroader · Jan 19, 2006, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by festeringwounds

I did 120mph on a straight road near platteville, WI at night that I KNOW really well that has ZERO driveways or intersections for about 2 miles. No, I'm not claiming that. I speed occasionally in very spartan locations because it's fun, just like any other male on the planet. And how is pulling a weapon a dumb thing to do? The guy left. It worked fine. You are a horrible christian and try to justify every little way you attack me. I am pointing out your hypocracy. And the accusations of you being just another hypocritical christian hell bent on making fun of others are pretty much true. Congrats for being a stereotype.

I am not making fun of you.

You are a VERY horrible victim Rob.

You defense mechanisms are to try to attack instead of defend your actions.

I am going to guess you ran out of medication again. This is not me making fun of you... it's simply an observation.