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Anna Benson and new Orioles pitching hubby, Kris, want to "CHRISTEN" every city?
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Anna Benson and new Orioles pitching hubby, Kris, want to "CHRISTEN" every city?
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Anyone have a problem with this?

http://www.annabenson.net/

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/baseb...ams-150159.php

http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/8737
Anna Benson Needs Sex
Posted by James Joyner at 12:02
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Anna Benson has issues … with major League Baseball. Not the kind Pete Rose faces but ones that are far more personal. The wife of Pittsburgh Pirate ace Kris Benson has made it her mission to take on one of sport’s oldest taboos: No sex before a game.

“I hate it. There’s no scientific proof that sex is going to hurt your pitching performance,” says Anna. But she’s fighting an uphill battle that dates back decades. Advocates of abstaining prior to competition are legion and range from trainers to coaches to athletes. But Anna persists.

“Each player has his own ritual, and Kris’s is no sex when he pitches. It pisses me off because if you tell me I can’t have something then that just makes me want it more. I like having sex with Kris. We’ve had some pretty nasty fights over this issue.”

The upside to her personal crusade is that she believes she has found the cure to the curse facing every pro athlete’s wife: groupies. Her simple solution: sex.

“Sex is healthy and wonderful,” Anna says. “And we like it. But we do it with each other, and we stay within the promises we made when we were married.” Sex is not only healthy for the Bensons, it’s also a personal adventure, one that Kris and Anna don’t mind talking about. “If what we have to say helps other couples, then that’s a good thing,” Anna says.

So what do the Bensons do to keep their sex life so exciting? Pretty much whatever they feel like. “We like video taping ourselves while having sex,” Anna says. “It’s a lot of fun making sex tapes. We share them only with each other. I mean, what guy doesn’t want to videotape himself and his woman having sex? All men want to.” Another of the couple’s aphrodisiacs is phone sex. “Every time Kris goes out of town, one of the first things we do is get on the phone and have phone sex. It’s still the two of us. The only difference is a phone and a movie going on.”

Then, of course, there is the more obvious solution. “Sometimes I’ll fly to whatever city where the Pirates are playing, and if Kris isn’t pitching then we have sex.” These road trips are a part of a nationwide quest for the couple. “We want to christen every city that Kris has played in during his professional career,” Anna says. “We have a ways to go, but that’s something we want to do. We haven’t even done it at the new stadium in Pittsburgh [PNC Park], but I’m sure we’ll get that done.”

The Pirates’ old home, legendary Three Rivers Stadium, was site of one of the couple’s more bizarre encounters. “We hadn’t had sex for a few days so we got into the back seat of our SUV in the parking lot at Three Rivers and while we were doing it fans were beating on the windows,” Anna says. The vehicle had tinted windows so the Bensons continued their business. “We finished screwing then Kris got out and greeted the fans. Hell, I’m not stopping sex with my man so some overzealous fan can have an autograph!”

And no matter how much energy he may exert during the game, Kris knows he has a follow-up performance when he steps off the field.

“After Kris has pitched in a game, we’re usually half naked before we get home and then we get after it. We’ve even pulled over and had sex on the way home.”

So the next time you see Kris Benson giving it his all on the mound for the Pirates, remember … his night is still very young.
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There should be more women like that.
     
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Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n
yeah, so?
So you have no problem with this, right?
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she sure likes to kiss and tell - way too much info lady

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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
So you have no problem with this, right?
Do you have a problem with everything? I assure you that someone, somewhere, in your city is having sex. Right now.

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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
So you have no problem with this, right?
they have what seems to be a healthy and loving marriage. i don't know that it needed to be discussed in public, but hey, sharing that info got a thread started on a random message board on the internet.

or are you particularly upset with the word Christen? you'd think you would have learned the lingo that us "whipper-snappers" use while you were robbing the cradle.
     
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Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n
they have what seems to be a healthy and loving marriage. i don't know that it needed to be discussed in public, but hey, sharing that info got a thread started on a random message board on the internet.

or are you particularly upset with the word Christen? you'd think you would have learned the lingo that us "whipper-snappers" use while you were robbing the cradle.
You have crossed the line. Legally.
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this thread is going places

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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
You have crossed the line. Legally.
yeah yeah yeah, i'm a foreign agent too.

she's hot and i'm sure that there was a time where she too was a baseball groupie. all that sets her apart is that she said this publicly.
     
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Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n
they have what seems to be a healthy and loving marriage. i don't know that it needed to be discussed in public, but hey, sharing that info got a thread started on a random message board on the internet.

or are you particularly upset with the word Christen? you'd think you would have learned the lingo that us "whipper-snappers" use while you were robbing the cradle.
     
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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
So you have no problem with this, right?
I don't. What's YOUR problem with two married adults wanting to have sex?
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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
You have crossed the line. Legally.
Man, so many people have crossed your lines, I can understand that you're pissed. Coke isn't cheap enough to just throw away.
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I'm sorry to see Kris go, he's a good pitcher. But he'll get the chance to be the ace in Baltimore, and this (and the Jae Seo trade) gives Aaron Heilman a spot in the Mets rotation while bolstering our bullpen. We had seven or eight starting pitchers on the roster heading into the off-season, so we knew there'd be some changes. Sometimes you have to give up quality to get quality, after all.

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I heard anabolic steroids usage is a proven way to get those testosterone level up again after sex. Someone should tell the MLB players this useful tip.
     
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i love this thread.

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i love this thread.

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the "" was a link. sneaky sneaky.

but wait, there's more-
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Where do I get my aberdeenwriter T-shirt? Is there some kind of newsletter?
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Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n
the "" was a link. sneaky sneaky.

but wait, there's more-
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DAN!!!!! Don't do it!!!! Think of the child... oops
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Actually, this thread was meant as a red-herring. I wanted to find out what everyone thought about the subject but I didn't want to come right out and say what my thoughts were. Instead, I wanted to see what you all THOUGHT my sensibilities were.

My suspicions were right. You misperceive me and you misperceive information and data seemingly everywhere and in every way possible. Some of you can be counted on to jump to conclusions without having anything to go on but your own, often incorrect, suppositions.

I stated in the Bowie thread, and it is evidenced by my support for Howard Stern, that I have no problem with healthy, consensual, legal sexual activity.

So, with the benefit of a written statement of my position in one thread, and an allusion to my sensibilities in another thread and no definitive evidence to go on in this thread (but your own fuzzy reasoning) you STILL were unable to read things correctly.

So, with this thread your powers of observation and credibility have been demonstrated to be zero.

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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
Actually, this thread was meant as a red-herring. I wanted to find out what everyone thought about the subject but I didn't want to come right out and say what my thoughts were. Instead, I wanted to see what you all THOUGHT my sensibilities were.

My suspicions were right. You misperceive me and you misperceive information and data seemingly everywhere and in every way possible. Some of you can be counted on to jump to conclusions without having anything to go on but your own, often incorrect, suppositions.

I stated in the Bowie thread, and it is evidenced by my support for Howard Stern, that I have no problem with healthy, consensual, legal sexual activity.

So, with the benefit of a written statement of my position in one thread, and an allusion to my sensibilities in another thread and no definitive evidence to go on in this thread (but your own fuzzy reasoning) you STILL were unable to read things correctly.

So, with this thread your powers of observation and credibility have been demonstrated to be zero.

It may not mean much to you, but whenever you post something we'll all know not to take it seriously.

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Cool. In other (and far fewer) words, you were flamebaiting.

Congrats. Now EVERYONE knows how seriously to take you. Nice job.
     
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Originally Posted by xi_hyperon
Cool. In other (and far fewer) words, you were flamebaiting.
Nope. Wrong again. As usual. So why not stick to the topic and use your brain and behave rationally? You'll do yourself a favor.
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Yeah, I know. You meant for this to happen. Ok.



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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
Actually, this thread was meant as a red-herring. I wanted to find out what everyone thought about the subject but I didn't want to come right out and say what my thoughts were. Instead, I wanted to see what you all THOUGHT my sensibilities were.

My suspicions were right. You misperceive me and you misperceive information and data seemingly everywhere and in every way possible. Some of you can be counted on to jump to conclusions without having anything to go on but your own, often incorrect, suppositions.

I stated in the Bowie thread, and it is evidenced by my support for Howard Stern, that I have no problem with healthy, consensual, legal sexual activity.

So, with the benefit of a written statement of my position in one thread, and an allusion to my sensibilities in another thread and no definitive evidence to go on in this thread (but your own fuzzy reasoning) you STILL were unable to read things correctly.

So, with this thread your powers of observation and credibility have been demonstrated to be zero.

It may not mean much to you, but whenever you post something we'll all know not to take it seriously.
wow, well i'm glad you've cleared that one up. why did you leave for a while there? think you could do that one again?
     
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Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n
wow, well i'm glad you've cleared that one up. why did you leave for a while there? think you could do that one again?
What do you mean?
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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
What do you mean?
it might be time to go on leave again. here, let me get you started

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Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n
it might be time to go on leave again. here, let me get you started

http://www.imahotlegallolitawhoisloo...sugardaddy.com

go get 'em.


You are sick and mean spirited. Do you really want me as an enemy?
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:raises hand:

OOH OOH Choose me! Choose me!

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Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n
i don't have time to have internet enemies. you're on a roll lately though.
Just remember this.

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what's to respect?

what, just because you were younger than i am now when i was born doesn't strike me as a solid reason to not call you out. try not baiting the forum if you want respect.




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My girlfriend and I are going on a little rural-Ontario resort trip over my Reading Week break. Apparently our cottage has 3 bedrooms, and we have to christen every one the first night and decide which one's best.

I'm looking forward to it.

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Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n
what's to respect?
How about respecting confidences? You have no honor, man. You squealed like a pig on the PM you sent. You snitched on the person responsible for spreading bogus information about me like a crack addict in exchange for a fix.

Your sig image makes you look like a Marilyn Manson wannabe. Your handle makes you look dyslexic.

Well, whatever your name is, I humbly advise you to stop this now. Nothing good will come of it for anyone.
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Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton
My girlfriend and I are going on a little rural-Ontario resort trip over my Reading Week break. Apparently our cottage has 3 bedrooms, and we have to christen every one the first night and decide which one's best.

I'm looking forward to it.

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