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Stephen Colbert on iPod suits
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Tonight's Colbert Report:
"A man is sueing over hearing loss from playing the iPod at its highest volume, even though this warning is printed clearly in the manual.
They really need to include a warning for the Video iPod too, saying that it is unsafe to tape the iPod to the bill of your baseball cap so that you can watch the latest Toby Keith video while driving your car".
*cue picture of Colbert driving with iPod hat*
I thought it was funny....
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MAN! I Thought this thread was about someone FINALLY making a suit completely out of iPods!
Nevermind!
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I'll have to catch that clip when they re-play The Daily Show & Colbert Report at midnight (central time) 
On a local news station here in Austin, they're running a commericial about a special report they're doing tomorrow evening over "Hearing Loss and your MP3 player." They're trying to make it sound so general - but guess what? The commercial has a bunch of black-silouetted figures dancing around amidst a variety of brightly-colored backgrounds. I wonder which mp3 player they're referring to? 
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"You rise," he said, "like Aurora." 
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Originally Posted by Stradlater
When I have a kid, I'm going to buy baby clothes like that for him/her. Forget about USA Baby and all that run-of-the-mill baby clothing!
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That baby suit is rather disturbing.
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you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
That definitely put a smile on my face on this stressful Tuesday afternoon.
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awww... 
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sooo, where could i buy one of those oneies
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Darn... now if only I had a kid to dress in that sort of thing.
Oh well, back to the classroom for me. Maybe I`ll swing by a nursery and pick up a kid on the way home.
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Colbert. How can you listen to that Right Wing propaganda.
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Originally Posted by Moderator
Colbert. How can you listen to that Right Wing propaganda.
You being serious? You think he's really Right Wing?
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
<snip image>
I laughed out loud when I saw that! I wish I had found this last year, I have a few friends whose kids were at the right age, and would have gotten a kick out of it!
The comments on the store page for this item are a hoot, too!
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details....;productID=461
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Originally Posted by besson3c
You being serious?
Are you? Have you heard him battle with Russ Lieber? The guy is a Whit House shill.
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Originally Posted by Moderator
Are you? Have you heard him battle with Russ Lieber? The guy is a Whit House shill.
Haha. I loved the Russ Lieber appearance.
"Wait, wait, I can still hear him. I think he's coming through over my mic. CUT OFF MY MIC TOO!"
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Originally Posted by Moderator
Are you? Have you heard him battle with Russ Lieber? The guy is a Whit House shill.
The only problem with good satire is that some people don't realize it.
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Originally Posted by Moderator
Are you? Have you heard him battle with Russ Lieber? The guy is a Whit House shill.
If Colbert is a White House shill then I'm Steve Jobs' steak dinner.
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These just kill me. I mean sure if the ipod spiked volume up so high it damaged your hearing and you had no time to yank the earbuds you could sue but ear damage takes time. I can't believe there's anyone who doesn't know loud volume hurts ears. Or do they know it but just choose not to care until it happens to them then they need to sue? He could hang it from his cap and offroad his car and take himself out of the gene pool I guess
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Originally Posted by Moderator
Are you? Have you heard him battle with Russ Lieber? The guy is a Whit House shill.
Whatever persona he chose to adopt in battling with Lieber is surely false. In many sketches they poke fun of Bush and his shortcomings, and Colbert makes the jokes very unapologetically.
Trust me, he's definitely not a Neo-con shill.
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I know i know I love Colbert....was trying to kid without an emoticon...apparently just can't be done...about half the people got it.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Whatever persona he chose to adopt in battling with Lieber is surely false. In many sketches they poke fun of Bush and his shortcomings, and Colbert makes the jokes very unapologetically.
Trust me, he's definitely not a Neo-con shill.
Dude. He's joking. You may remember "Lieber" from such television shows as...Mr. Show, and Arrested Development.
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Originally Posted by Moderator
I know i know I love Colbert....was trying to kid without an emoticon...apparently just can't be done...about half the people got it.
oooppsies!
*blush*
I hope next time you will emote so that I'm not fooled again! *shakes fist in air*
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