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Chuck Norris facts, Apple style
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Chuck Norris’ handwriting was misread by the Newton. Once.
Chuck Norris doesn’t browse iTunes. He just stares at his Mac until it plays the song he wants.
Roz Ho was once as captivating and charismatic as Steve Jobs. That is, until Chuck Norris round house kicked her to the face and caused her to “Think Different.”
Chuck Norris is the only person Steve Jobs fears getting into an elevator with.
Apple renamed the PowerBook because Chuck Norris hated the name.
There is only one way to break into Mac OS X: Chuck Norris’ fist.
To avoid a repeat lawsuit, Apple is paying Chuck Norris to breath on all new iPods. They don’t scratch. Ever.
In fear of upsetting Chuck Norris, Apple insured all the applications on his new iMac were Universal Binaries, including Photoshop.
Apple’s original 1984 Super Bowl commercial featured Chuck Norris. It was deemed far too awesome to display on television and was replaced by an alternate commercial only half as good.
Chuck Norris is the reason Woz left Apple.
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"That plane's dustin' crops where there ain't no crops."
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Thanks for that! Made me laugh.
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“Building Better Worlds”
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Man, me and my friends had a good laugh over the original facts. Too bad they're not Mac users, those are priceless 
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Chuck is kind of a paradigm loser wise. I hate him, although I have barely watched anything with him. Good find, thx for sharing
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Hahahaha.. funny stuff. 
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MBP 15" C2D 2.2GHz 4.0GB 500GB@5400
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I wonder if Chuck Norris knows about this new following of his
He could really make some dough now...
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**** Chuck Norris jokes, I hear them ALL day. They get effing redundant.
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I saw Chuck Norris eating at a Texas Roadhouse steak joint in Peoria, AZ a couple of years ago. Not sure if he knows someone here, was in town for a project or what. He had a surprisingly grandiose posse for a B-lister.
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Slide to Unlock
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"You rise," he said, "like Aurora." 
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Chuck Norris is gay. Really.
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"When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris."
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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Chuck Norris has a Reality Distortion Field- a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Paco is bitter about the loss of his .mac webpage. Image will return when his sadness lessens.
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