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Join Date: Dec 2004
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See how many amusing headlines you can find
I found this one (sad subject)
Should be Vigil held in Toronto for US hostage.
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Anyone who denies climate changes naturally is a Climate Change Skeptic.
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Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Theory - everything works in theory
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Here's a list of amusing headlines from here:
- Man Struck by Lightning faces Battery Charge
- New Study of Obesity looks for Larger Test Group
- Astronaut takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
- Kids make Nutritious Snacks
- Chef Throws his Heart into Helping Feed Needy
- Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
- British Union finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
- Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
- Lansing Residents can Drop off Trees
- Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
- New Vaccine may Contain Rabies
- Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
- Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
- Air Head Fired
- Steals Clock, Faces Time
- Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
- Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
- Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
- Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
- Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
- Include your Children when Baking Cookies
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
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I would say that is a very inclusive list.  
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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Here's some on Google News right now
US Works to Reassure Japan on Mad Cow
..I see it right now. All of the US is working on the back of a mad cow to reassure Japan
Bombs rip through Baghdad Shi'ite area, kill 46
...subliminal message telling me to kill 46 something
Deal on Doha trade round inches forward
....how do round inches go forward?
Kipnappers Tortured Slain American Peace Worker
(seriously, kipnappers)
Japanese city votes on US base
.....yes, a city on a US base. Those Japanese make things sooo small
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Anyone who denies climate changes naturally is a Climate Change Skeptic.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Yamanashi, Japan
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: San Diego, CA, USA
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Not headlines, but somebody once told me about some funny newswriting they saw that went like this:
"A woman's body was found stuffed in the trunk of her car by the police. The cause of death was determined to be strangulation by the coroner."
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Chuck
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"Instead of either 'multi-talented' or 'multitalented' use 'bisexual'."
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