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Yes, that's right. For years I have pulled the wool over your eyes. I am 100% straight, sorry for misleading you all.
Oh wait, no I'm not.
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Administrator  Join Date: Apr 2001
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Ya I'm straight to. Sorry about pushing my gay agenda.
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"She's gone from suck to blow!"
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I'm a pretty girl.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
I'm a pretty girl.
No, SWF is.
Uhm, no, wait 
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Sorry guys, I am actually a bot. wdlove is my brother.
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"You rise," he said, "like Aurora." 
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Moderator  Join Date: Feb 2006
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I was expecting someone to post this thread.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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I am the walrus. +1 coooocoooocooochuuuuuuuuu
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If I change my way of living, and if I pave my streets with good times, will the mountain keep on giving…
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Originally Posted by Rumor
I was expecting someone to post this thread.
Don't worry, I think he is a bit scared now since his gay obsession might also lead to his "I'm gay" thread.
Anywho, I'm a lesbian.
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
Don't worry, I think he is a bit scared now since his gay obsession might also lead to his "I'm gay" thread.
Anywho, I'm a lesbian.
I am too! I love women!
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Moderator Join Date: Feb 2006
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
I'm a lesbian.
Same here. I can't seem to get enough of that flavor. 
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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I was a llama in another life.
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If Heaven has a dress code, I'm walkin to Hell in my Tony Lamas.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
Same here. I can't seem to get enough of that flavor.
Funny way to say it. 
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Originally Posted by euchomai
I am too! I love women!
So what you're saying is that you have a snatch and love snatch?
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Originally Posted by boots
I was a llama in another life.
Demon Llama?
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2008 iMac 3.06 Ghz, 2GB Memory, GeForce 8800, 500GB HD, SuperDrive
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Originally Posted by Rumor
Same here. I can't seem to get enough of that flavor.
flava?
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by boots
I was a llama in another life.
Oh joy, let the post-whoring begin. Page 25, here we come
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Oh joy, let the post-whoring begin. Page 25, here we come
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Nah. After Chi[c]ken goes back in the closet, the other thread will explode.
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by boots
Nah. After Chi[c]ken goes back in the closet, the other thread will explode.
I'm still waiting for abe to come out
30 pages min.
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
So what you're saying is that you have a snatch and love snatch?
Oh, have a snatch? Hmmm, nope, I don't. Can I still love the flavor?
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Originally Posted by euchomai
Oh, have a snatch? Hmmm, nope, I don't. Can I still love the flavor?
Just amend the statement. "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body."
And don't go wastin' the flava.
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Clinically Insane
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tooki, WhyTF was this NOT locked ?
How is this any better than all the other "I am" thread ? 
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when i grow up i want to be a lesbian....
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by djSTP
when i grow up i want to be a lesbian....
Married ?
Tall ?
Blonde ?
Hungry ?
Gotta be more specific...
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
tooki, WhyTF was this NOT locked ?
How is this any better than all the other "I am" thread ?
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Don't question it. Take your freedom and run.
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by boots
Don't question it. Take your freedom and run.
I was really tempted to trade my freedom in for a "I WAS Single" thread  
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Married ?
Tall ?
Blonde ?
Hungry ?
Gotta be more specific...
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just any one of the above
ps... im male
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
I'm still waiting for abe to come out
30 pages min.
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I think he is going to "come out" as a Scientologist. That thread is guaranteed to go to 30 pages.
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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I'm a dinosaur.... literally.
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Originally Posted by boots
Just amend the statement. "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body."
Heh, that used to be my pick-up line…
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Why'd tooki lock the other threads but not this one?
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this is a "special" thread
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Originally Posted by Kr0nos
Heh, that used to be my pick-up line…
Please tell me it never worked for you. I hate to think there are actually women out there who would fall for that.
"Was your dad a thief? Because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
"Did that hurt? Falling all the way from Heaven like that?"
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Originally Posted by boots
Please tell me it never worked for you. I hate to think there are actually women out there who would fall for that.
"Was your dad a thief? Because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
"Did that hurt? Falling all the way from Heaven like that?"
Blech. A little too prissy for me. I prefer "Hey, I might not be the best looking guy in this place... but I'm the only one talkin to you."
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Yeah, that was my point. I always liked:
"So that's 'no' on the BJ in the back room? K. I guess a handjob in the parking lot is out of the question then."
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Originally Posted by boots
Please tell me it never worked for you. I hate to think there are actually women out there who would fall for that.
I got a couple of chuckles out of it, broke the ice a few times…nothing special.
Originally Posted by boots
"Was your dad a thief? Because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
"Did that hurt? Falling all the way from Heaven like that?"
And you are slamming my pick-up line? Dayum Boots, those are cheesier than a Bob Ross painting…
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Our college paper had an annual "best of" issue. There was always a list of the cheesiest pick-up lines. Those two were my favorite. Personally, I never needed a pick up line. I was pretty oblivious to everything and never thought about it.
By the time I was dating my (now) wife, I can't think of a single pick-up line I ever used. And by then, I didn't need one.
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My thread was satire, the other threads had nothing on mine. 
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
No, SWF is.
Uhm, no, wait
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Well to be fair, his sister IS kinda cute. And he does look like his sister..hmm..
Got any pictures of you in drag SWG?
Originally Posted by pooka
Blech. A little too prissy for me. I prefer "Hey, I might not be the best looking guy in this place... but I'm the only one talkin to you."
Ahahah 
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