[abe]

'Nuff said.

[cjrivera]

Maybe he bought a new cat and his girlfriend was allergic, and so she left him...

[Dakar]

Don't you mean, "Don't get Caught Cheating on your Girlfriend"?

[turtle777]

Obviously

-t

[abe]

So, is it unanimous that everyone here condones cheating?

In all it's variations?

[abe]

Originally Posted by cjrivera

Maybe he bought a new cat and his girlfriend was allergic, and so she left him...

I was trying to fashion a reply which complemented your supposition and used the term, "screwin the pooch." But, it became too much trouble, so here are the parts for someone else to assemble if they are interested.

[Dakar]

ACtually, cj's response was fairly clever.

[Mastrap]

Absolutely.

[SpaceMonkey]

What's a "barstard"?

[Mastrap]

Anyway, that car sucked even without the graffiti. She did him a favour.

[Dakar]

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

What's a "barstard"?

Her accent shows through on her writing, apparently.

[Dark Helmet]

That's a pretty good idea.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by abe

So, is it unanimous that everyone here condones cheating?

In all it's variations?

No. I hate cheating.

[Eug Wanker]

"Wanker"

I swear it wasn't me. Honest.

[ghporter]

I certainly don't condone ANY cheating. It's stupid, it requires a lot of trouble to cover, and it almost always becomes public knowledge fairly quickly. It's DUMB. AND it often causes the injured party to react very harshly - and to me, very understandably.

[tooki]

I like how the GF also parked it illegally to get it a parking ticket, too.

tooki

[euphras]

Originally Posted by Dakar

Her accent shows through on her writing, apparently.

Harr harr harr!

BTW did we have a "speak like a pirate"´s day last year?

[Dakar]

Originally Posted by tooki

I like how the GF also parked it illegally to get it a parking ticket, too.

tooki

Good eye. I appreciate her attention to detail then.

[Tuoder]

I am not exactly knowledgeable on any foreign law, but it seems like it would be terribly easy to sue and get all of the cash for the ticket and the paint job back. I guess that just depends on how much "outing" him as a cheater was worth to her.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Tuoder

I am not exactly knowledgeable on any foreign law, but it seems like it would be terribly easy to sue and get all of the cash for the ticket and the paint job back. I guess that just depends on how much "outing" him as a cheater was worth to her.

It's in the UK, so while technically possible you actually wouldn't be able to get in touch with any authorities (including the police) who'd be the slightest bit arsed about your predicament... ...until you'd phoned them several thousand times over the course of a couple of months.

[CMYKid]

Originally Posted by ghporter

I certainly don't condone ANY cheating. It's stupid, it requires a lot of trouble to cover, and it almost always becomes public knowledge fairly quickly. It's DUMB. AND it often causes the injured party to react very harshly - and to me, very understandably.

anyway, if you pick the right girls you dont have to hide it... I'm referring to the competitive ones, where one sort of girl would say "forget you", the other kind'll say "OH no, I'm not lettin that bitch win over ME..." Then you get both of them. ;-)

of course I'm skipping the obvious other scenario that involves 2...

[sknapp351]

I'm confused by the smiley face on the windshield.
SAm

[CMYKid]

i·ro·ny

1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
3. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by CMYKid

i·ro·ny

1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
3. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs

None of those definitions was actually correct. You guys over there on the other side of the pond, even the ones who write your dictionaries, really don't have a clue about the word, do you?

[Dakar]

The word has been used and abused the past 10 years. I have no clue as to its actual meaning anymore.

[Millennium]

Cheating's bad, mmmkay?

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Dakar

The word has been used and abused the past 10 years. I have no clue as to its actual meaning anymore.

Contrary to popular belief, the second verse of Alanis Morissette's song is actually quite close:

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well isn’t this nice...

That's an ironic event. If I recall it correctly, irony is like a self-referencing tragedy.

(ignore the rest of the song though, it's just plain wrong)

[abe]

Originally Posted by Doofy

None of those definitions was actually correct. You guys over there on the other side of the pond, even the ones who write your dictionaries, really don't have a clue about the word, do you?

What does your Funk & Wagnalls say?

[Dex13]

Originally Posted by Dakar

Don't you mean, "Don't get Caught Cheating on your Girlfriend"?

So True. So True.

[Kevin]

You always get caught. The gals send out their vagnetic wavs when you are gone. It works like a bat's sonar. If it come back and she senses cheating, you are in for it.

[KeriVit]

OK, I won't.

[abe]

Originally Posted by Kevin

You always get caught. The gals send out their vagnetic wavs when you are gone. It works like a bat's sonar. If it come back and she senses cheating, you are in for it.

Do all of them know about these signals?

[macmad]

Originally Posted by Doofy

It's in the UK, so while technically possible you actually wouldn't be able to get in touch with any authorities (including the police) who'd be the slightest bit arsed about your predicament... ...until you'd phoned them several thousand times over the course of a couple of months.

Sad, but very true! Now if the car was speeding, that would be different... but vandalism, no chance.

[Hal06]

Couldn't authorities give the guy another ticket due to the number plate being kinda unreadable?, I hope so, the guy is a moron, such behavior is immoral in principle.

[abe]

Originally Posted by Inside Man

Couldn't authorities give the guy another ticket due to the number plate being kinda unreadable?, I hope so, the guy is a moron, such behavior is immoral in principle.

I hope we all mentally stop at least a nano-second to grant that we really are just ASSUMING he is guilty.

What about in "FRIENDS" when David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston were on a 'break?' She was going by different rules than he and she may have thought she would be justified in trashing his car when she discovered he was shagging someone else. But she'd be wrong.

So, I guess I'm saying that for the sake of the thread we can keep on believing he truly got busted and there's nothing else to say.

But, in terms of our mental attitudes and development and stuff, we must recognize that he MIGHT be innocent.

Ok. End of sermon.

[ajprice]

Maybe he went for a girl who could spell properly...

Barstard, hehehe!!

[subego]

Anybody know what's on the rest of the car?

On the side I can make out "Wanker U have..."

The next word might be "been", but I'm not sure.

[TheoCryst]

Oh no, people are referencing sitcoms now...

PS: Haha, serves him right (assuming he's guilty, if he isn't I hope he pisses in her coffee).

[Mithras]

I never cheat on my girlfriends, but sometimes my wife gets upset anyway. :rimshot:

[ghporter]

Is that a hole in the passenger side windscreen? Like about the size of an 8 pound sledge? Hmmmm.

[loki74]

cheating is incredibly stupid. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy deserved this, but man... what a bitch.

ghporter: heh I didnt even notice that at first...sure looks like it, but wouldnt an impact like that cause some fairly long radial cracks?

[Sealobo]

You're not cheating unless you get caught.

Seriously, cheating is not something a wise man would do; you need to do a lot of things to cover up all the shxt.

[freudling]

A real man can cheat and lie about, convincingly. Just revert to being a cold, calculating male and follow your penis where it wills you. Screw chics (pun intended).

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by ghporter

Is that a hole in the passenger side windscreen? Like about the size of an 8 pound sledge? Hmmmm.

No, it's the "tax disc".

Here in Blighty we have to display it on the inside of the passenger side windscreen to show we've paid road tax for that year. That one's mounted a bit high. Check the DoofyMobile in this thread to see the more usual mounting spot for it (right next to the yellow AA card holder).



(they're actually round - the square bit is so it runs through the printers easily. Round bit is perforated at circumference)

[ghporter]

That's "interesting." The last circular windscreen sticker I had to use was commonly called "the target" and very obviously identified US forces' cars in Panama-in 1987-89. Bad times.

Our road taxes are (generally) connected to annual registration; when I renew my registration (which at one time generated new license plates), I get a new sticker. Here in Texas, it's a windshield sticker featuring a Texas flag (surprise!), and it goes next to/above/below the annual inspection sticker (which often also features a Texas flag). Other places use stickers that go on the license (number) plate, but we found there was a rash of stolen plates, and the windshield sticker turned out to be the solution.

Here's a picture:

[abe]

http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/home/index.html

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[loki74]

Originally Posted by abe

http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/home/index.html

I really think that there should be a directory of chicks for guys as well. Dudes are not the only ones who cheat. That is one stereotype I hate beyond words. There are so many women out there who are sluts or just plain psycho, and I think a directory of them as well would only be fair...

[Spliffdaddy]

The last statistics I noticed mentioned that 51% of married men have cheated - and 49% of married women have cheated.

Cheating ain't a 'man thing'.

[abe]

Originally Posted by loki74

I really think that there should be a directory of chicks for guys as well. Dudes are not the only ones who cheat. That is one stereotype I hate beyond words. There are so many women out there who are sluts or just plain psycho, and I think a directory of them as well would only be fair...

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

The last statistics I noticed mentioned that 51% of married men have cheated - and 49% of married women have cheated.

Cheating ain't a 'man thing'.

Hey Spliffdaddy!

coming soon

Men tell us your story - Send your Cheating women profiles to

info@dontdateherman.com

http://dontdateherman.com/

IMHO I think you can tell it's a woman's construct. A guy might have called the men's version, "Don't Date Her, DUDE!"

This one is going to be called Don't Date Her Man. I guess I could imagine myself using 'man' when delivering that bit of caution to a male colleague. But, there's something about reading that title that makes it say something COMPLETELY different in my brain than what it's supposed to say.

It reads like someone talking to a floozy homewrecking woman and telling her, "Don't date her man."

The comma makes a difference.

Don't date her man. Don't date her, man.

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by Mithras

I never cheat on my girlfriends, but sometimes my wife gets upset anyway. :rimshot:

This deserved to be quoted and given a atleast once in this thread.

And since no one has yet, I am going to.