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abe · Apr 29, 2006, 12:21 AM

April 14, 2006
Heather Locklear and David Spade are seriously together

I thought it was a sick joke, but now we've got a first hand account of the madness that is Heather Locklear and David Spade's relationship. Reader Pete writes in:

I saw it with my own eyes. Last night at Arnie Morton's restaurant in Burbank, Spade and Locklear were making out in a booth while three of their friends looked on. But dig this: SHE was all over HIM!! My $36 double cut filet nearly came back up on me. Yikes!!
There has to be more to this that I'm just not seeing. It's physically impossible for a woman like Heather Locklear to be attracted to David Spade. It'd be like a beautiful swan falling in love with a monkey. Only the monkey is short. And ugly. And all the other monkeys hate him because he tells bad jokes and looks like a rodent. And maybe eats his own poo.

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http://www.thesuperficial.com/archiv...vid_spa_1.html

I don'r think that lowly of David Spade, but I never thought he was in Locklear's circle. Although she's not the young cutie she once was. She might even be on the 'C' list now. Hope they are happy, though!

JoshuaZ · Apr 29, 2006, 12:31 AM

No... frickin... way.

abe · 01:17 AM

Originally Posted by JoshuaZ

No... frickin... way.

THIS is how I prefer to always think of her.

Salty · Apr 29, 2006, 01:51 AM

Maybe she's had enough of sexy men, and wants one of us funny men?

far200 · Apr 29, 2006, 02:07 AM

David Spade has given hope to all men around the world........ sexy is out and funny and rich are in.... Oh s**t...... "rich????????" well try to be funny as h*LL boys.....

there is still a chance

Cadaver · Apr 29, 2006, 07:44 AM

Guess there's hope for me yet!

brapper · Apr 29, 2006, 08:28 AM

She's just on the rebound...from me.

abe · Apr 29, 2006, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by brapper

She's just on the rebound...from me.

Heather Locklear to Denise Richards: 'You're Dead to Me'
By Jill Atkins
Apr 26, 2006
Heather Locklear is reportedly none too happy that former BFF Denise Richards is off canoodling with her soon to be ex-husband Richie Sambora.

Heather and Richie (Image: Star Magazine)

The two apparently have been carrying on since early March and were spotted and snapped on a balcony in pictures that were published earlier this week.

Heather's reported response to Denise 'You're Dead to Me.'

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Star Magazine gives the report:

Not surprisingly, the affair does not please Locklear, who views it as betrayal. In fact, when Denise went with a friend to a Bon Jovi (featuring Sambora) concert and after-party on March 3 in L.A., a source tells Star: "Heather went crazy when she learned her best friend had gone to the party. She told Denise she was a traitor who had betrayed their friendship."

She reportedly even went so far as to ask if Richards and Sambora were having an affair, and Denise — who hadn't slept with him yet — was too stunned to answer, prompting Locklear to proclaim, according to a source, "Well, I think you've answered the question. I never want to see you again."

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She reportedly concluded, "You no longer exist to me. It's like you've died."

Brapper Richie, HOW COULD YOU???!!!

Ok.

Now tell us, how is Denise Richards in the sack? Inquiring minds want to know!

(Just Kidding!)

Cody Dawg · Apr 29, 2006, 09:12 AM

Want more juice?

Her soon-to-be ex, Sambora, has been on the hot and heavy with Charlie Sheen's soon-to-be ex Denise Richards.

They've been involved for a couple of months.

And, the twist is this: Denise and Heather have been friends for years.

Talk about a backstabbing bitch - Denise Richards is a backstabber.

cybergoober · Apr 29, 2006, 12:29 PM

OMG, the drama!

ShortcutToMoncton · Apr 30, 2006, 11:22 AM

All I've got to say is: after seeing pictures of Locklear on magazine covers when the split happened, man, would I ever nail that. She's definitely kept her looks.

greg

Dark Helmet · Apr 30, 2006, 11:23 AM

They are both pretty unattractive.

Agasthya · Apr 30, 2006, 11:27 AM

Heather Locklear is hot.

d4nth3m4n · Apr 30, 2006, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by Salty

Maybe she's had enough of sexy men, and wants one of us funny men?

Jawbone54 · Apr 30, 2006, 12:10 PM

I really don't know what to say to this news...

Go, Dirt, go!

zmcgill · Apr 30, 2006, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet

They are both pretty unattractive.

And you would definitely refuse to hit Locklear given the opportunity.

turtle777 · Apr 30, 2006, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by Gossamer

And you would definitely refuse to hit Locklear given the opportunity.

Haha, gotta love da n00b. If only you knew about SWF...

-t

JoshuaZ · Apr 30, 2006, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by abe

THIS is how I prefer to always think of her.

Lets do the time warp again. Its just a step to the left.... and then a jump to the ri-ri-ri-ri-right. Put your hands on your hips. And turn your news in tight...

Yeah, thats quite hot.

Salty · Apr 30, 2006, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by Gossamer

And you would definitely refuse to hit Locklear given the opportunity.

Yah uhh... SWG is gay... he'd probably sooner hit Spade

abe · Apr 30, 2006, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by JoshuaZ

Lets do the time warp again. Its just a step to the left.... and then a jump to the ri-ri-ri-ri-right. Put your hands on your hips. And turn your news in tight...

Yeah, thats quite hot.

THAT is a clever take!

abe · May 18, 2006, 04:47 AM

Ooops...

David Spade and Heather Locklear have split

By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
Updated: 40 minutes ago
Looks like David Spade’s lucky streak is over.

The actor’s rebound romance with Heather Locklear has ended, according to In Touch Weekly. The star of “The Showbiz Show” hooked up with Locklear after her split from rocker hubby Richie Sambora, and reportedly “isn’t happy” about the split.

“Heather isn’t in a rush to get into another serious relationship,” a “pal” told the mag. Her spokeswoman didn’t respond to The Scoop’s request for comment.

Locklear is not looking back to get with Sambora, who has hooked up with — and reportedly dumped— her former best friend, Denise Richards, according to In Touch. That may not be an issue. Reports that Richards and Sambora have split may have been greatly exaggerated.

“Denise and Richie are still together,” Richards’s rep told Us Weekly. She has reportedly joined him with his band, Bon Jovi, which is on tour — though he’s not eager to publicize it. “Richie was just being a rock star,” a source told the mag. “His public and private personae are different. When you’re a rock star, being carefree is part of the game.”

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12804646/

dcmacdaddy · May 18, 2006, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by abe

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archiv...vid_spa_1.html

I don't think that lowly of David Spade, but I never thought he was in Locklear's circle. Although she's not the young cutie she once was. She might even be on the 'C' list now. Hope they are happy, though!

Originally Posted by abe

Ooops...

David Spade and Heather Locklear have split

Thanks for the update, Cody.

Dark Helmet · May 18, 2006, 07:39 AM

Originally Posted by Salty

Yah uhh... SWG is gay... he'd probably sooner hit Spade

Actually I would definitely take her over him as she is less horridly ugly.

abe · May 18, 2006, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy

Thanks for the update, Cody.

Oh, I'm versatile.

zmcgill · May 18, 2006, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by what_the_heck

Haha, gotta love da n00b. If only you knew about SW[G]...

-t

Check my sig, I've been here since 2001. It's true, I don't keep tabs on anyone's gay/straight status. But it looks like I was at least halfway right.

turtle777 · May 18, 2006, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by Gossamer

Check my sig, I've been here since 2001. It's true, I don't keep tabs on anyone's gay/straight status. But it looks like I was at least halfway right.

Pfff, I don't have time to check every n00bs sig

-t