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And the dog too!?!?!
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Incredible. Not the pooch!
I wish the dog would testify.
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A $100 down payment?
Anywho, those are the two ugliest people i have seen in a while.
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54
I wish the dog would testify.
"Mr. Spike, would you please, in your own words, tell the court how you feel?"
"I like eating sh*t."
"Indeed, and how does that make you feel about the attempted hit on your life?"
"I like humping legs."
"What about the hitman?"
"I like humping his legs too."
"As you can see ... your honor ... my client ... is visibly distressed ... about the whole situation."
*spike is humping the lawyer's leg*
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you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo
A $100 down payment?
Anywho, those are the two ugliest people i have seen in a while.
That should be your first clue that you are not working with a real hitman.
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
"Mr. Spike, would you please, in your own words, tell the court how you feel?"
"I like eating sh*t."
"Indeed, and how does that make you feel about the attempted hit on your life?"
"I like humping legs."
"What about the hitman?"
"I like humping his legs too."
"As you can see ... your honor ... my client ... is visibly distressed ... about the whole situation."
*spike is humping the lawyer's leg*
Talking animals always makes me miss The Far Side. Especially those who are involved in court cases.
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What state did you say this happened in again?
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54
Talking animals always makes me miss The Far Side. Especially those who are involved in court cases.
I like the Scientist who perfects his Dog translator.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Grrrr! Hey!"
What humans say: Don't pee on the carpet, Sparky! Don't tear up the couch, Sparky! Don't dig up the lawn, Sparky!
What dogs hear: Blah blah blah blah, Sparky! Blah blah blah blah blah, Sparky! Blah blah blah blah blah, Sparky!
Edit: Here it is. 
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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I've got to pull out all of my old Galleries.
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Best. Comic. Ever.
I like the one with two smiling dogs. A woman in the foreground is opening up a dog food can, it reads:
Oh boy! Dog food again!
Priceless.
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Remember the one where the dog is hanging out of his owner's car, yelling, "(something)...and then I'm going to the vet to get tutored!" to his buddies?
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Damn, but if she doesn't look undead... wow.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
And the dog too!?!?!
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In the past there's been some dogs I'd have paid a hit man to "take care of". But $100?!?! You know it's a cop.
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Originally Posted by Railroader
In the past there's been some dogs I'd have paid a hit man to "take care of". But $100?!?! You know it's a cop.
Perhaps he posed as a desperate junkie who’d do anything for a buck. If the second installment was, for instance, $1000, that would be a definite possibility.
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Originally Posted by Oisín
Perhaps he posed as a desperate junkie who’d do anything for a buck. If the second installment was, for instance, $1000, that would be a definite possibility.
Good point.
I'm just not into the lifestyle, or watch enough movies, to really think these "hit man" scenarios out.
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wow. just. some people. you love your son that much that you'd obey his orders FROM PRISON? scary.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
I think it's in Florida.
haha. florida might be the bat sh1t craziest state in the union. back when i used to scan fark everyday, all the crazy ass stories ALWAYS came out of that depraved state.
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Originally Posted by andi*pandi
wow. just. some people. you love your son that much that you'd obey his orders FROM PRISON? scary.
I'm not so sure the right word here is love. Sounds more like they are full of hate.
I mean.... killing the dog on top of it?
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you quoted the wrong person, neener neener neeeeeeeener. (goddamn, i just drank a cup of coffee[very rare for me anymore] and am in a weird mood)
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