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MacManMikeOSX · May 31, 2006, 04:03 PM

(add yours today)

I demand I be called 'Zeus Lord of The Sky' forthright, also I demand a picture of pancakes be posted for my delight.

And people say I have too much spare time? hah

Rumor · May 31, 2006, 04:06 PM

mdc · May 31, 2006, 04:08 PM

I demand only people with green stars get to start threads like this.

MacManMikeOSX · May 31, 2006, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by mdc

I demand only people with green stars get to start threads like this.

I demand only long time members start threads like this, as I am a 7 year member my foe (I was banninated once).

paul w · May 31, 2006, 04:11 PM

your demand will be met in about a year and a half, by the looks of it.

rickey939 · May 31, 2006, 04:11 PM

I demand gorickey to join the Kansas City Royals.®

andi*pandi · May 31, 2006, 04:17 PM

I demand my clients accept this logo as the design gold that it is.

scaught · May 31, 2006, 04:19 PM

i demand to be showered with hundred dollar bills.

zmcgill · May 31, 2006, 04:24 PM

I demand that no one have strong opinions on anything.

paul w · May 31, 2006, 04:25 PM

I demand that once his money shower is finished, scaught give me all his money.

xi_hyperon · May 31, 2006, 04:27 PM

I demand access to paul's bank account.

Salty · May 31, 2006, 04:28 PM

I demand that a recent friend who completely betrayed me, stop trying to make small talk as if we still have something that resembles a good relationship!

greenamp · May 31, 2006, 04:43 PM

I demand less drama.

chris v · May 31, 2006, 04:50 PM

I demand that everybody do as they please!

turtle777 · May 31, 2006, 04:51 PM

I demand supply !

-t

Salty · May 31, 2006, 05:06 PM

I demand that chocolate begin actively making me more sexy! (In places other than the Polynesian islands!)

scaught · May 31, 2006, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by xi_hyperon

I demand access to paul's bank account.

i demand that xi send me a card and pin for this bank account full of my money.

Rumor · May 31, 2006, 05:19 PM

I demand to have the Swedish Bikini Team cater to my every whim.

davesimondotcom · May 31, 2006, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by andi*pandi

I demand my clients accept this logo as the design gold that it is.

I feel your pain, andi!

FeLiZeCaT · May 31, 2006, 05:30 PM

I demand a mud fight between Batwoman, Catwoman, and Supergirl.

FeLiZeCaT · May 31, 2006, 05:33 PM

How about this?

Oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?

Oh lord, wont you buy me a color tv ?
Dialing for dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh lord, wont you buy me a color tv ?

Oh lord, wont you buy me a night on the town ?
Im counting on you, lord, please dont let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh lord, wont you buy me a night on the town ?

Everybody!
Oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?

Thats it!

davesimondotcom · May 31, 2006, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by FeLiZeCaT

I demand a mud fight between Batwoman, Catwoman, and Supergirl.

Sure you want to see them fight? Or some other "F" verb?

zmcgill · May 31, 2006, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by davesimondotcom

Sure you want to see them fight? Or some other "F" verb?

frolick?

Rumor · May 31, 2006, 06:03 PM

I demand fat women quit wearing spandex.

Helmling · May 31, 2006, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by what_the_heck

I demand supply !

-t

Bravo, Bra-f@#$ing-o, I say!

davesimondotcom · May 31, 2006, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by Rumor

I demand fat women quit wearing spandex.

That's not rediculous at all... or you could just stop going to Disneyland.

Salty · May 31, 2006, 06:38 PM

I demand a higher end graphics card in a MacBook!

zmcgill · May 31, 2006, 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by Salty

I demand a higher end graphics card in a MacBook!

and mini! No more mocking integrated graphics, then turning around and using them, Apple.

Chuckit · May 31, 2006, 10:22 PM

I demand the sum of…one million dollars!

Gamoe · May 31, 2006, 10:42 PM

I demand a MacBook, free from defects and heat issues, delivered with a life-long membership to the Internet! Is that so ridiculous?

Oh, and I demand such ridiculous threads as these not be allowed!

Railroader · May 31, 2006, 10:48 PM

I demand nothing for the nihilists.

TheoCryst · May 31, 2006, 11:10 PM

I demand that my girlfriend stop being crazy! Oh, and cake, preferably of the chocolate variety.

Albert Pujols · May 31, 2006, 11:24 PM

I demand all petty arguments and debates involving religion, race, politics, sexual orientation, integrated graphics, specs, heat issuses, hotness, Iraq, and anything I haven't covered be abolished from this forum.

voodoo · May 31, 2006, 11:25 PM

I demand peace on Earth and goodwill towards all. (beat that for a ridiculous demand)

V

Stogieman · 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by rickey939

I demand gorickey to join the Kansas City Royals.®

I demand gorickey to be inducted into Cooperstown as a San Diego Surf Dawg.®

Chuckit · May 31, 2006, 11:31 PM

I demand Catherine Zeta-Jones make sweet, sweet love to me.

I think peace on Earth is more likely, so I win.

Salty · May 31, 2006, 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by Albert Pujols

I demand all petty arguments and debates involving religion, race, politics, sexual orientation, integrated graphics, specs, heat issuses, hotness, Iraq, and anything I haven't covered be abolished from this forum.

So you want the lounge locked then?

cjrivera · Jun 1, 2006, 12:16 AM

I demand gorickey's child to be named Rickey.

E's Lil Theorem · Jun 1, 2006, 01:20 AM

I demand all femmes give me a picture of their tummy!

Railroader · Jun 1, 2006, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by E's Lil Theorem

I demand all femmes give me a picture of their tummy!

and...

Dakar · Jun 1, 2006, 08:27 AM

Tastes great AND less filling.

rickey939 · Jun 1, 2006, 08:51 AM

Haha, Rickey needs to re-join them.....immediately.

rickey939 · Jun 1, 2006, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by cjrivera

I demand gorickey's child to be named Rickey.

It has a better change of being named "ankle_brains."®

turtle777 · Jun 1, 2006, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by rickey939

It has a better change of being named "ankle_brains."®

1 in 100,000,000,000,000 vs. 1.2 in 100,000,000,000,000 ?

-t

scaught · Jun 1, 2006, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by Railroader

daaaaaaaamn. you're a sick sick man. and look at that piercing, it looks like it got yanked out at some point or something. UGH.

(on a side note, thanks for more gym workout inspiration. ill go workout for another 2 hours tonight)

chris v · Jun 1, 2006, 09:59 AM

The golden rule of halter tops: when the gut sticks out past the boobs, don't wear them!

turtle777 · Jun 1, 2006, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by chris v

The golden rule of halter tops: when the gut sticks out past the boobs, don't wear them!

Sigh.

Since when are *ANY* rules for decent clothing followed in the US ?

-t

scaught · Jun 1, 2006, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by chris v

The golden rule of halter tops: when the gut hangs over the top of your pants, don't wear them!

editted for further clarity.

zmcgill · Jun 1, 2006, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by chris v

The golden rule of going out in public: when the gut sticks out, don't go!

Fixed even more! (Okay, that was kind of mean)

chris v · Jun 1, 2006, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by what_the_heck

Sigh.

Since when are *ANY* rules for decent clothing followed in the US ?

-t

That's not unique to this country by any means.