[d4nth3m4n]

Caught this in an email with the subject "Wedding of the year..."

i used to work with this poor guy! (and nobody believes me when i say there aren't inbred hicks in NY)

















first the creeper, now this. what the hell man???

DAMMIT, SOMEONE ADD A PIC TAG TO THIS!

[ghporter]

Holy tomatoes! I'm a changed person because of this thread! For the worse, unfortunately. Yikes, that's scary!

[Kevin]

She is going to eat him on their honeymoon.

[paul w]

Oooh, somebody run and tell Monique!

[zmcgill]

It's obvious, Monique, that he only wants her for sex.

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Nothing beats taking your wedding pics in-front of a garage door.

[Railroader]

I'm sure they are deeply in love. Congratulations to the newlyweds. /WDLOVE]

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Nothing beats taking your wedding pics in-front of a garage door.

The conclusion I drew was that he and others in the wedding party were firefighters. and the pics were in front f the station. It's more of a lifestyle than a job.

You'd probably have your wedding pictures taken in a Sony store.

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

I love how the only one wearing old running shoes is the groom and the wife is wearing sandals.

That's class.

[voodoo]

Love is blind... Very blind.

V

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally Posted by voodoo

Love is blind... Very blind.

More like ugly people are desperate but that is a nicer way of putting it.

[Spook E]

1st pic, last guy on the left (the youngest one)

does he have a claw hand? ala:

[abe]

No matter how fat, thin, pretty, handsome, rich, poor, old or young, it is like a miracle when you can find true happiness with another person.

I'm happy that they have found happiness.

I wish happiness for each of you.

[torsoboy]

Originally Posted by abe

No matter how fat, thin, pretty, handsome, rich, poor, old or young, it is like a miracle when you can find true happiness with another person.

I'm happy that they have found happiness.

I wish happiness for each of you.

I agree. I think it is pretty sad that their most memorable day is being sent around the internet for people to get their kicks off of. I really feel for these people.

[Albert Pujols]

Originally Posted by torsoboy

I agree. I think it is pretty sad that their most memorable day is being sent around the internet for people to get their kicks off of. I really feel for these people.

I would also have to agree. This thread is kind of pathetic. After all, these are real people.

[Rumor]

Pic 5 is disturbing though....

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by torsoboy

I agree. I think it is pretty sad that their most memorable day is being sent around the internet for people to get their kicks off of. I really feel for these people.

Simply consider the source.

He's the same guy who reposted a negatively photoshopped picture of my newborn daughter.

[JoshuaZ]

My eyessssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!

NOw I can do a lesson on hicks and show these pictures.

[d4nth3m4n]

look, i KNOW this guy i figured i'd beat anyone else to the punch. did any of you call him at work tonight to tell him his pics are online? no. (admittedly, after this thread was made). kibble, i'll post it again if you'd like.

[OreoCookie]

Ugh, he's the only one wearing sneakers … yeah, I tried looking at the shoes, I tried looking at the shoes … until I saw the leg! Thank you, people, you never seem to amaze me where you dig up this sick stuff

[Doofy]

It could be worse. They could be delusional geeks.

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by Doofy

It could be worse. They could be delusional geeks.

I think it's about time for another picture thread.

How many people in here do you think will post?

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n

look, i KNOW this guy i figured i'd beat anyone else to the punch. did any of you call him at work tonight to tell him his pics are online? no. (admittedly, after this thread was made). kibble, i'll post it again if you'd like.

EDIT: Nevermind...

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Albert Pujols

I would also have to agree. This thread is kind of pathetic. After all, these are real people.

Agree.

Originally Posted by Rumor

Pic 5 is disturbing though....

Also agree.

Originally Posted by ghporter

Holy tomatoes! I'm a changed person because of this thread! For the worse, unfortunately. Yikes, that's scary!

Also agree.

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Nothing beats taking your wedding pics in-front of a garage door.

Agree, too.

-t

[chris v]

Self-righteous holier-than-thou quip, decrying moral relativism.

[Socially Awkward Solo]

Originally Posted by torsoboy

I agree. I think it is pretty sad that their most memorable day is being sent around the internet for people to get their kicks off of. I really feel for these people.

Oh come on.

You take wedding pics wearing old dirty running shoes, garage doors, grabbing ass and showing fat leg you are pretty much inviting it.

[turtle777]

I laughed. And felt bad a bit. Blessed are the simple in spirit.

-t

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by chris v

Self-righteous holier-than-thou quip, decrying moral relativism.

[Rumor]

My caption for pic 7:

Get in my belly!

[chris v]

Originally Posted by torsoboy

I agree. I think it is pretty sad that their most memorable day is being sent around the internet for people to get their kicks off of. I really feel for these people.

I think what's sad is the notion that this would be their "most memorable day." I hope to g*d that's not as good as it gets for either of them.

1. If you don't want your wedding pictures on the web, then don't make them available for such.

2. These people can make life choices. She can lose weight, he can get his teeth fixed and buy a freakin' pair of shoes. They could have gotten married in a more romantic location than "round back." They open themselves to ridicule by being ridiculous.

[abe]

Originally Posted by what_the_heck

I laughed. And felt bad a bit. Blessed are the simple in spirit.

-t

[abe]

Originally Posted by chris v

I think what's sad is the notion that this would be their "most memorable day." I hope to g*d that's not as good as it gets for either of them.

1. If you don't want your wedding pictures on the web, then don't make them available for such.

2. These people can make life choices. She can lose weight, he can get his teeth fixed and buy a freakin' pair of shoes. They could have gotten married in a more romantic location than "round back." They open themselves to ridicule by being ridiculous.

Nevermind.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by abe

And just think, Jesus would wash their feet.

This is why I have a looooooong way to go.

-t

[abe]

Originally Posted by what_the_heck

This is why I have a looooooong way to go.

-t

Me too. In fact after I posted that I realized it wasn't right of me to beat anyone down with my self-righteousness so I retracted it.

[Socially Awkward Solo]

Originally Posted by chris v

I think what's sad is the notion that this would be their "most memorable day." I hope to g*d that's not as good as it gets for either of them.

1. If you don't want your wedding pictures on the web, then don't make them available for such.

2. These people can make life choices. She can lose weight, he can get his teeth fixed and buy a freakin' pair of shoes. They could have gotten married in a more romantic location than "round back." They open themselves to ridicule by being ridiculous.

1. Easier said than done. You send them to one friend, they forward it, it all goes downhill from there. Personally I password protect and pictures of friends/family on online albums. My sister and I have both dealt with our share of weirdoes.

2. You are 100% right. But lets say they are piss poor and can't get their teeth fixed (we'll ignore the fact that she seems to have tons of money for KFC). You can still borrow a nice pair of shoes from a friend especially considering they all are wearing something better than the groom. Next step is not to take trashy ass grabbing pics.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by chris v

2. These people can make life choices. She can lose weight, he can get his teeth fixed and buy a freakin' pair of shoes. They could have gotten married in a more romantic location than "round back." They open themselves to ridicule by being ridiculous.

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo

2. You are 100% right. But lets say they are piss poor and can't get their teeth fixed (we'll ignore the fact that she seems to have tons of money for KFC). You can still borrow a nice pair of shoes from a friend especially considering they all are wearing something better than the groom. Next step is not to take trashy ass grabbing pics.

What if they don't f**cking want to wear a "nice" pair of shoes or get their teeth fixed or have the wedding at St. Paul's? What's a romantic location? I can guarantee that what you think is a "romantic location" I will think is a crappy mass-produced facsimile of "romance".

As long as they're happy, I don't suppose they give a toss what some lifestyle-fascist tossers hundreds of miles away think.

Yes. They can make lifestyle choices. But you nazis seem to think that unless those choices are ones approved by yourselves, you have a right to ridicule them. Get a life, dipsh!ts.

[paul w]

laughin' ≠ hatin'

[abe]

Originally Posted by paul w

laughin' ≠ hatin'

Where is the line for laughin' and where's the line for ridiculin'?

[Socially Awkward Solo]

Originally Posted by Doofy

What if they don't f**cking want to wear a "nice" pair of shoes or get their teeth fixed or have the wedding at St. Paul's? What's a romantic location? I can guarantee that what you think is a "romantic location" I will think is a crappy mass-produced facsimile of "romance".

As long as they're happy, I don't suppose they give a toss what some lifestyle-fascist tossers hundreds of miles away think.

Yes. They can make lifestyle choices. But you nazis seem to think that unless those choices are ones approved by yourselves, you have a right to ridicule them. Get a life, dipsh!ts.

My guess is you see a resemblance.

[dcmacdaddy]

Originally Posted by Doofy

What if they don't f**cking want to wear a "nice" pair of shoes or get their teeth fixed or have the wedding at St. Paul's? What's a romantic location? I can guarantee that what you think is a "romantic location" I will think is a crappy mass-produced facsimile of "romance".

As long as they're happy, I don't suppose they give a toss what some lifestyle-fascist tossers hundreds of miles away think.

Yes. They can make lifestyle choices. But you nazis seem to think that unless those choices are ones approved by yourselves, you have a right to ridicule them. Get a life, dipsh!ts.

Everyone is subject to ridicule by others. You have done your fair share of ridiculing people on here. So, why do you care whether some people ridicule others?

Heck, if you want someone to ridicule, have a go at me. I am a mid-30s, slightly pudgy white guy with a receding hairline. That description ought to be sufficient to come up with lots of mean things to say to people. So have at it. Enjoy!

[cjrivera]

I found their wedding video...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IXz2wP9fyyM&search=banjo

[ambush]

I wish them happiness. They do look happy

**** people who laugh about them.

[Socially Awkward Solo]

Originally Posted by cjrivera

I found their wedding video...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IXz2wP9fyyM&search=banjo

That is more scary than funny.

[chris v]

Originally Posted by Doofy

What if they don't f**cking want to wear a "nice" pair of shoes or get their teeth fixed or have the wedding at St. Paul's? What's a romantic location? I can guarantee that what you think is a "romantic location" I will think is a crappy mass-produced facsimile of "romance".

As long as they're happy, I don't suppose they give a toss what some lifestyle-fascist tossers hundreds of miles away think.

Yes. They can make lifestyle choices. But you nazis seem to think that unless those choices are ones approved by yourselves, you have a right to ridicule them. Get a life, dipsh!ts.

GODWIN!

[zmcgill]

Originally Posted by cjrivera

I found their wedding video...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IXz2wP9fyyM&search=banjo

I'm offended! Nutty bars are NOT redneck!

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo

My guess is you see a resemblance.

Yes, absolutely. The laughin' at those folks which you guys are doing could just as easily be applied to you by me, if I felt tw@tish enough. There's the resemblance - them and you.

Remember, no matter how stylish and sophisticated you think you are, there's always someone further up the food chain.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy

Everyone is subject to ridicule by others. You have done your fair share of ridiculing people on here. So, why do you care whether some people ridicule others?

Yeah... ...I ridicule your opinions (and usually your political opinions), not the way you look or live.

[chris v]

Haughty, arrogant post decrying haughty arrogance!

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy

Everyone is subject to ridicule by others. You have done your fair share of ridiculing people on here. So, why do you care whether some people ridicule others?

Heck, if you want someone to ridicule, have a go at me. I am a mid-30s, slightly pudgy white guy with a receding hairline. That description ought to be sufficient to come up with lots of mean things to say to people. So have at it. Enjoy!

Well said. Regardless of what lifestyle choices one makes, everybody is subject to the ridicule of others. But the particular lifestyle choices made by these two people, resulting in these wedding pictures, are glaringly obviously bound to induce more ridicule from others than the lifestyle choices that are deemed the ‘right ones’ (being skinny and beautiful, having a white wedding in a big ol’ church, etc.) would.

I don’t personally think the pictures are particularly funny, but there are lots of people who will. Sure, they’re not exactly a picture-perfect couple (nor in my eyes), but the world is full of ugly people (quite a few people would probably say I’m one of them), and I don’t ‘get’ the fun of it.

Haughty, arrogant post decrying haughty arrogance!

again

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by chris v

GODWIN!

What a tw@t. Time to f**k off back to the retard's paradise formerly known as the BBQ, methinks chris.