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Jawbone54 · Jun 8, 2006, 12:12 PM

Any of you guys have pics of you and your significant other that you'd like to share? This is me with my wife of 2 months, Shari.

shunt · Jun 8, 2006, 12:22 PM

Wow, you look so normal. What are you doing in here?

Eug Wanker · 02:52 PM

I like redheads.

EDIT:

Fixed link.

eltrut · Jun 8, 2006, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by shunt

Wow, you look so normal. What are you doing in here?

besson3c · Jun 8, 2006, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by Jawbone54

Any of you guys have pics of you and your significant other that you'd like to share? This is me with my wife of 2 months, Shari.

I think there is something wrong with your camera, everything looks brown.

Or maybe, everything in your house and on your body looks brown in real life?? That's crazy!! I just blew my own mind....

Sometimes I'm funny, but this probably isn't one of those times.

Spliff · Jun 8, 2006, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by Eug Wanker

I like redheads.

Your link appears to be broken.

Jawbone54 · Jun 8, 2006, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by shunt

Wow, you look so normal. What are you doing in here?

I quote my dad from when he was introducing his family to a new friend while I was in high school: "This is our youngest son, Ryan. He's the strange one of the family." I think he meant it affectionately...or at least I can hope. It's as if he felt obligated to let them know - yeah, he looks normal, but don't leave him alone with your car or neckties.

No one else? Or is it just not kosher to post pictures in MacNN that haven't been run through a PhotoBooth effect filter?

Rumor · Jun 8, 2006, 01:57 PM

That's why you go by Jawbone...

Jawbone54 · Jun 8, 2006, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by Rumor

That's why you go by Jawbone...

Ouch...

Actually, it has to do with one of my friends' making fun of me for saying "jawbone of an ass" when I was about 10-years-old when telling them about something funny in the story of Samson. For some reason, they just stuck the nickname on me.

greenamp · Jun 8, 2006, 02:10 PM

If this is a swingers thread I'm so here.

Jawbone54 · Jun 8, 2006, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by greenamp

If this is a swingers thread I'm so here.

Ha...definitely not. Swingers are hung from a tree in town square in Louisiana.

besson3c · Jun 8, 2006, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by Jawbone54

It's as if he felt obligated to let them know - yeah, he looks normal, but don't leave him alone with your car or neckties.

What did you do with cars and neckties? DId you have sex with them or try to eat them or something?

Jawbone54 · Jun 8, 2006, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

What did you do with cars and neckties? DId you have sex with them or try to eat them or something?

Long story involving a deer and seven pieces of paper. As part of the settlement, I'm unable to speak of it in detail.

Jawbone54 · Jun 8, 2006, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by Eug Wanker

I like redheads.

Fixed...but ewwww.

besson3c · Jun 8, 2006, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by Jawbone54

Long story involving a deer and seven pieces of paper. As part of the settlement, I'm unable to speak of it in detail.

Did you have sex with the deer and paper, or try to eat them?

Jawbone54 · Jun 8, 2006, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Did you have sex with the deer and paper, or try to eat them?

Are you forgetting that there was a car involved?

Sex was not a part of it, by the way. Oh you liberals and your infatuation with sex.

besson3c · Jun 8, 2006, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by Jawbone54

Are you forgetting that there was a car involved?

Sex was not a part of it, by the way. Oh you liberals and your infatuation with sex.

So you ate the car, deer, some neckties, and seven pieces of paper?? You Neo-cons sure love to eat things!

zmcgill · Jun 8, 2006, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by Jawbone54

Fixed...but ewwww.

Link's still dead...

Jawbone54 · Jun 8, 2006, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

So you ate the car, deer, some neckties, and seven pieces of paper?? You Neo-cons sure love to eat things!

greenamp · Jun 8, 2006, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by Jawbone54

Ha...definitely not. Swingers are hung from a tree in town square in Louisiana.

Not in BR or NO

( I'm a Baton Rouge native )

Spliffdaddy · Jun 8, 2006, 02:33 PM

You've set the bar kinda high, Jawbone. But as conservative men, it's expected that sexy girls will love us.

Meet Katie (K-dogg) - my best friend.

production_coordinator · Jun 8, 2006, 02:33 PM

My fiance and I on top of the Empire State Building on Valentines day...

besson3c · Jun 8, 2006, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

You've set the bar kinda high, Jawbone. But as conservative men, it's expected that sexy girls will love us.

Meet Katie (K-dogg) - my best friend.

Is that you with the mustache?

zmcgill · Jun 8, 2006, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by production_coordinator

My fiance and I on top of the Empire State Building on Valentines day...

Code:
http://www.i_cant_believe_you_are_looking_at_this.com/har_har.gif

I don't think that's a real site.

Macfreak7 · Jun 8, 2006, 02:41 PM

This thread is discriminatory! I want a significant other or this thread locked!

zmcgill · Jun 8, 2006, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by Macfreak7

This thread is discriminatory! I want a significant other or this thread locked!

I don't get it...the thread title is 'couples' and he says 'significant other' in his first post. Gays/black people/women/whoever's being oppressed can't be couples?

Eug Wanker · Jun 8, 2006, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by Gossamer

I don't get it...the thread title is 'couples' and he says 'significant other' in his first post. Gays/black people/women/whoever's being oppressed can't be couples?

Maybe he's single, and resenting it?

Originally Posted by Jawbone54

Fixed...but ewwww.

Thx for fixing the link, but how dare you question my hair colour preference. Relinked:

Spliffdaddy · Jun 8, 2006, 02:47 PM

Yes, besson, I have a moustache. Had it since it grew there, so I'd look goofy (edited: goofy-er) if I shave it off. And if I'm gonna start shaving hair off my body there are plenty of other places I need to start with.

And, folks, even if your girl merely hot, I'd like to suggest Miss Clairol - Reddest Fire Red 206RR.... Making hot girls up to 12X hotter - for under $7.00

zmcgill · Jun 8, 2006, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by Eug Wanker

Maybe he's single, and resenting it?

Maybe he should post a picture of himself and his hand. :shrug:

besson3c · Jun 8, 2006, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

Yes, besson, I have a moustache. Had it since it grew there, so I'd look goofy if I shave it off. And if I'm gonna start shaving hair off my body there are plenty of other places I need to start with.

And, folks, even if your girl merely hot, I'd like to suggest Miss Clairol - Reddest Fire Red 206RR.... Making hot girls up to 12X hotter - for under $7.00

You should, I think mustaches make some men look like rapists, but I think in your case you look like a tea bag.

zmcgill · Jun 8, 2006, 02:50 PM

Here's one I scanned, I like it more than the digitals we have. Her hair is longer now though.

Spliffdaddy · Jun 8, 2006, 02:53 PM

Wait a minute.

I get hassled for having a moustache, yet the OP has 2-tone hair and nobody mentions it?

What's with that 2-tone hair, anyways? That's far from conservative. I'd almost mistake him for a tree-hugging eco-weenie. Especially if he had an ear ring. Or, God forbid, one of those nose rings.

Spliff · Jun 8, 2006, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

You've set the bar kinda high, Jawbone. But as conservative men, it's expected that sexy girls will love us.

zmcgill · Jun 8, 2006, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by Spliff

I knew he looked familiar!! haha

besson3c · Jun 8, 2006, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by Gossamer

Here's one I scanned, I like it more than the digitals we have. Her hair is longer now though.

That thing on the pillow looks just like you!

besson3c · Jun 8, 2006, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by Gossamer

I knew he looked familiar!! haha

Yeah, the alter-ego of Flanders - the extreme right wing, ultra aggressive guy who I don't think is a Christian version. If Spliffdaddy doesn't have any effiminate children, I think this seals the deal!

Eug Wanker · Jun 8, 2006, 02:58 PM

Gossamer looks like an Apple Store employee.

Originally Posted by Spliff

Heh, awesome.

Spliffdaddy · Jun 8, 2006, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

You should, I think mustaches make some men look like rapists, but I think in your case you look like a tea bag.

damn.

I'd rather look like a rapist than a tea bag. I think.

If I shave off the moustache and I look like a dork - I'm gonna kick your ass.

At this point, it's either 'Just for Men' hair coloring or shave it off. Lotsa gray in that mofo.

Perhaps I'll take your advice. I *did* lose the glasses in favor of contacts a few weeks ago....you think that overrides the moustache? Or do I look more tea-baggish?

PS, I've noticed a distinct lack of Canadian pictures in this thread. What's up with that? Oh, wait, I know the answer.

Mastrap · Jun 8, 2006, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

PS, I've noticed a distinct lack of Canadian pictures in this thread. What's up with that?

Well hold on a godarn second, will you? Actually this is in London, England, where we got married.

My wife and I at the drinks reception after our wedding.

At the proper reception, the next day. We opted for a three day wedding.

Eug Wanker · Jun 8, 2006, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

I've noticed a distinct lack of Canadian pictures in this thread.

Here ya go.

P.S. Mastrap is Canadian. Or at least he lives in Canada.

Spliffdaddy · Jun 8, 2006, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by Eug Wanker

P.S. Mastrap is Canadian. Or at least he lives in Canada.

She's definitely American.

Mastrap · Jun 8, 2006, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

She's definitely American.

Heh. Not really.

Spliffdaddy · Jun 8, 2006, 03:09 PM

Well, she doesn't look Canadian. I'd check her background if I were you.

zmcgill · Jun 8, 2006, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by Eug Wanker

Gossamer looks like an Apple Store employee.

Are you alluding to the thread stating all Apple store employees are gay? I might remind you I'm dating Tina Fey.

Mastrap · Jun 8, 2006, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

Well, she doesn't look Canadian. I'd check her background if I were you.

Don't make me paranoid now. Bad things happen to paranoid people.

besson3c · Jun 8, 2006, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

damn.

I'd rather look like a rapist than a tea bag. I think.

If I shave off the moustache and I look like a dork - I'm gonna kick your ass.

At this point, it's either 'Just for Men' hair coloring or shave it off. Lotsa gray in that mofo.

Perhaps I'll take your advice. I *did* lose the glasses in favor of contacts a few weeks ago....you think that overrides the moustache? Or do I look more tea-baggish?

PS, I've noticed a distinct lack of Canadian pictures in this thread. What's up with that? Oh, wait, I know the answer.

I think you should just find a string and attach it to your head, that will help prevent people from thinking that you are a teabag. Unfortunately, it's kind of hard to hide, the resemblence is uncanny. Oh, and if you try to kick my ass for telling you how it is, I could just pour hot water all over you, so I wouldn't go there girlfriend.

There is a picture of me on my site.

besson3c · Jun 8, 2006, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by Gossamer

Are you alluding to the thread stating all Apple store employees are gay? I might remind you I'm dating Tina Fey.

Prove that you are dating Tina Fey... THat would be pretty cool!

analogika · Jun 8, 2006, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

She's definitely American.

zmcgill · Jun 8, 2006, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

I think you should just find a string and attach it to your head, that will help prevent people from thinking that you are a teabag. Unfortunately, it's kind of hard to hide, the resemblence is uncanny. Oh, and if you try to kick my ass for telling you how it is, I could just pour hot water all over you, so I wouldn't go there girlfriend.
There is a picture of me on my site.

Where's the GF/SO?

besson3c · Jun 8, 2006, 03:16 PM

Gossamer's picture just turned into a dog!