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Buy at Home Depot get a free 50 pound brick of cocaine or pot
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"A contractor late last week discovered two 50-pound "bricks" of marijuana wrapped in plastic bags inside a bathroom vanity he had purchased at a Home Depot store in Tewksbury, said Chief of Detectives Lt. Dennis Peterson."
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/14/hom...ugs/index.html
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Time to dust off my old Home Depot credit card!
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And he turned them in? That's like finding $150,000 in your mailbox.
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Gotta know who to sell it to, though.
Hell, maybe a few other people have run into the same thing, and didn't report it.
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
And he turned them in? That's like finding $150,000 in your mailbox.
well it is more a matter of what to do with it. You can't take it to the bank for a cash equivalent.
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Heh. I was going to go to Home Depot depot for a pot actually. Flower pot that is.  A pot of pot would have been an interesting surprise.
P.S. Note to smugglers. If you're gonna smuggle drugs into the country inside other merchandise, it pays to actually pick up the merchandise when it arrives. 
Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo
well it is more a matter of what to do with it. You can't take it to the bank for a cash equivalent.
Have a "bake" sale.
(Sorry)
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What... you guys didn't know about that?
How do you normally get your drugs.
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Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo
well it is more a matter of what to do with it. You can't take it to the bank for a cash equivalent.
I'd drive to Chico.
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
And he turned them in? That's like finding $150,000 in your mailbox.
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Sweet. I wonder if this is on slickdeals.net yet?
In other news, Home Depot reports a drastic and sudden sales increase of bathroom vanities.
(Last edited by greenamp; Jun 14, 2006 at 02:45 PM.
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You know... I thought of dealing drugs to my youth group kids to help pay my way through bible college...
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Originally Posted by Salty
You know... I thought of dealing drugs to my youth group kids to help pay my way through bible college...
Sounds like a fine financial plan. Just leave enough in the pot to pay off the cops. "Share the wealth." When the time comes, you can just confess everything to your colleagues and all will be forgiven.
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So the guy buys a 50 pound bathroom vanity that shouldn't possibly weigh 150 pounds - and seems surprised that it had 100 pounds of dead weight inside it?
Geez. I'm not even sure you could fit a couple of 50 pound bricks of pot inside a vanity. Do you have any idea how big those things are? I can barely fit 3 of them inside my car's trunk. And maybe six in the Cessna.
Hold up. Forget I said that.
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You mean how big vanities are, right Spliffdaddy? Right?
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