 |
 |
news flash: you are gay
|
|
|
|
|
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Apr 2005
Status:
Offline
|
|
new studies indicate that 88.2% of Mac users have downloaded gay porn - Macs make up 2% of the market
- The market is made up of 800 million computers
- according to the Heritage Foundation, 93% of people who download gay porn are gay
- according to Focus On Family, people with high post counts are 8x as likely to be in the closet
do the math:
(800,000,000 computers x 0.02 Macs x 0.882 porn DLers x 0.93 chance of being gay) / (12,781 MacNN members + 3 Clayshaker Forum Members - WDLove)= U = Gay
or in lay terms, I have just proven beyond a doubt that 98.7% of Mac users are gay
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: England | San Francisco
Status:
Offline
|
|
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
|
|
we don't have time to stop for gas
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Professional Poster
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Hanging on the wall at Jabba's Palace
Status:
Offline
|
|
Well.. that explains why i have a boyfriend...
|
"Laugh it up, fuzz ball!"
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Your Anus
Status:
Offline
|
|
That explains why I keep having dreams about Tony Danza.
|
My sig is 1 pixel too big.
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Forum Regular
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Florida
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by Kerrigan
new studies indicate that 88.2% of Mac users have downloaded gay porn - Macs make up 2% of the market
- The market is made up of 800 million computers
- according to the Heritage Foundation, 93% of people who download gay porn are gay
- according to Focus On Family, people with high post counts are 8x as likely to be in the closet
do the math:
(800,000,000 computers x 0.02 Macs x 0.882 porn DLers x 0.93 chance of being gay) / (12,781 MacNN members + 3 Clayshaker Forum Members - WDLove)= U = Gay
or in lay terms, I have just proven beyond a doubt that 98.7% of Mac users are gay
What about Mac users like myself (I have 4 !) who have several Macs ? Doesn't that actually change the market share due to more Macs being owned by fewer people ?
Wouldn't that mean that an even higher percentage of Mac users are gay than what you stated in your figures ?
Ummmmmm................................I'm NOT gay, honestly ! Even though using 4 Macs quadruples the chance that I'm gay, I'm really really really really NOT GAY, honest I'm not !
|
|
Gee, I hope they're friendly..........
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Forum Regular
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Florida
Status:
Offline
|
|
only 1 post !!!???
WTF !!!???
|
|
Gee, I hope they're friendly..........
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Junkie
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Salamanca, España
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by Kerrigan
new studies indicate that 88.2% of Mac users have downloaded gay porn - Macs make up 2% of the market
- The market is made up of 800 million computers
- according to the Heritage Foundation, 93% of people who download gay porn are gay
- according to Focus On Family, people with high post counts are 8x as likely to be in the closet
do the math:
(800,000,000 computers x 0.02 Macs x 0.882 porn DLers x 0.93 chance of being gay) / (12,781 MacNN members + 3 Clayshaker Forum Members - WDLove)= U = Gay
or in lay terms, I have just proven beyond a doubt that 98.7% of Mac users are gay
« I don't get it... »
V
|
|
I could take Sean Connery in a fight... I could definitely take him.
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: May 2001
Location: At the end of Lukes Arm.
Status:
Offline
|
|
Guess this fits in nicely with the thread about Apple store employees being gay.
|
"Wedge, pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Apr 2005
Status:
Offline
|
|
is there no decency?
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Junkie
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Portland, OR
Status:
Offline
|
|
Edit: OH CRAP. Need to read better next time. : sighs :
|
|
8 Core 2.8 ghz Mac Pro/GF8800/2 23" Cinema Displays, 3.06 ghz Macbook Pro
Once you wanted revolution, now you're the institution, how's it feel to be the man?
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
Status:
Offline
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Junkie
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Dangling something in the water… of the Arabian Sea
Status:
Offline
|
|
Is this your coming out thread?
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by Eug Wanker
Is this your coming out thread?
It is perfectly healthy for straight guys to like Tony Danza... at least that's what my Mom says. 
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Louisiana
Status:
Offline
|
|
I don't care how many times I see Tony Danza...the only picture I can get of him in my mind is his sliding into home plate with a Cardinals jersey on.
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Junkie
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Dangling something in the water… of the Arabian Sea
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by besson3c
So that's a yes then...
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Apr 2005
Status:
Offline
|
|
Ha ha, his mom likes Tony Danza.. she's such a homo
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
Status:
Offline
|
|
I also like oatmeal, but that's none of your damn business.
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Nashville
Status:
Offline
|
|
So whatever did happen to WDLove?
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: May 2001
Location: At the end of Lukes Arm.
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by greenamp
So whatever did happen to WDLove?
He got an infection and he thought were were mean to him.
I'm convinced he was a bot all along and recently just crashed.
|
"Wedge, pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Apr 2005
Status:
Offline
|
|
His last post: "Some comic relief is always important. Especially with the constant bad news lately. My only hope is in prayer."
His second to last post: "Let's wish for the best with the Formula 1 2006.
The dude had to have been a bot
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Junkie
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: South of the Mason-Dixon line
Status:
Offline
|
|
Oh. It all makes sense now.
I don't own a Mac.
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Mac Elite
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Southern, NJ (near Philly YO!)
Status:
Offline
|
|
So if you have an intel iMac running Windows and OS X are you Bi?
|
|
MacBook Pro 15" i7 ~ Snow Leopard ~ iPhone 4 - 16Gb
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Professional Poster
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Rochester, NY
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by besson3c
Watch out besson3c, it's well known that Tony Danza is a gateway celebrity. First you start watching "Who's the Boss" reruns. Then before you know it, you're looking forward to watching Bob Saget on "Full House". Then you're actively seeking out Steve Gutenberg movies. By the time you realize what is happening, you're gayer than a Dutch bassoon..
That's how Sulu became gay.
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Professional Poster
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Status:
Offline
|
|
I've always thought the people on these forums were very cheery.
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: May 2001
Location: At the end of Lukes Arm.
Status:
Offline
|
|
I had the hots for Tony Danza when I was like 14 but now? Blech.
|
"Wedge, pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by Dork.
Watch out besson3c, it's well known that Tony Danza is a gateway celebrity. First you start watching "Who's the Boss" reruns. Then before you know it, you're looking forward to watching Bob Saget on "Full House". Then you're actively seeking out Steve Gutenberg movies. By the time you realize what is happening, you're gayer than a Dutch bassoon..
That's how Sulu became gay.
Will you be my role model? I admire you.
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Professional Poster
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Rochester, NY
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by besson3c
Will you be my role model? I admire you.
You will be permitted to admire me for a period of time as my apprentice, but in that case when you are ready we must engage in mortal combat and the victor will continue with the title of Dork., with all the rights and privleges thereof.
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Mac Elite
Join Date: Dec 2001
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by Kerrigan
new studies indicate that 88.2% of Mac users have downloaded gay porn - Macs make up 2% of the market
- The market is made up of 800 million computers
- according to the Heritage Foundation, 93% of people who download gay porn are gay
- according to Focus On Family, people with high post counts are 8x as likely to be in the closet
do the math:
(800,000,000 computers x 0.02 Macs x 0.882 porn DLers x 0.93 chance of being gay) / (12,781 MacNN members + 3 Clayshaker Forum Members - WDLove)= U = Gay
or in lay terms, I have just proven beyond a doubt that 98.7% of Mac users are gay
damn........nnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo
(so is u is or is u aint)
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by Dork.
You will be permitted to admire me for a period of time as my apprentice, but in that case when you are ready we must engage in mortal combat and the victor will continue with the title of Dork., with all the rights and privleges thereof.
Can I be Johnny Cage? I know this great move that you can do when you press A + C + left pad button + start...
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Apr 2005
Status:
Offline
|
|
this thread is being taken over by jocks!
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
Status:
Offline
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Professional Poster
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Yamanashi, Japan
Status:
Offline
|
|
This explains my subscription to Men`s Health Magazine....
What will my mother say!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Professional Poster
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Winnipeg, MB
Status:
Offline
|
|
Funny I just bought a copy of men's health... seriously for the work out guide...
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Professional Poster
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Yamanashi, Japan
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by Salty
Funny I just bought a copy of men's health... seriously for the work out guide...
When I worked at Barnes & Nobels we called "Men's Health" and "Men's Fitness" the closeted gay man's porn. For good reason.
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Professional Poster
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Winnipeg, MB
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by JoshuaZ
When I worked at Barnes & Nobels we called "Men's Health" and "Men's Fitness" the closeted gay man's porn. For good reason.
That's why I started reading.
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Professional Poster
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Yamanashi, Japan
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by Salty
That's why I started reading.
Thats what i figured.... but I was kind of holding out that maybe you were using it to get in shape... or just enjoyed their constant cat bashing.
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In yer threads
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by ort888
That explains why I keep having dreams about Tony Danza.
You too?
Wait, is he wearing a codpiece in yours?
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NYC*Crooklyn
Status:
Offline
|
|
tony danza = new hotness = wtf = life is not worth living any more = alyssa milano = new hotness
circle of hotness
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Professional Poster
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "Working"
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by Kerrigan
new studies indicate that 88.2% of Mac users have downloaded gay porn
I'm curious as to how they found this.
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Mac Elite
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London
Status:
Offline
|
|
know how I know you're gay?
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 
|
|
|
Forum Rules
|
|
|
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
|
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Top
