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How about a joke?
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Three gas station owners report for their first day in prison. The prison guard asks one of them, "What are you in for?" He replies, "The government says I charged customers more for my gasoline than other gas stations. I'm in for price gouging."
The guard looks at the second man. "And you?" He answers, "I charged less for my gasoline than everyone else. I'm in for anti-competitive pricing."
The guard looks to the third. "And you?" He shrugs. "I charged the same price for my gasoline as all the other gas stations. I'm in for collusion."
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This is awful, the law has gone off the rails in the US.
Please keep us updated with the details as the case progresses.
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[observation]This joke implies that all gas station owners are men.[/observation]
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Consider these posts as my way of introducing you to yourself.
Proud "SMACKDOWN!!" and "Golden Troll" Award Winner.
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Originally Posted by rickey939
[observation]This joke implies that all gas station owners are men.[/observation]
Lies! The joke implies that at least three gas station owners are men!
And anyhow, if they're in prison together they'd all be the same gender.
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What the nerd community most often fail to realize is that all features aren't equal. A well implemented and well integrated feature in a convenient interface is worth way more than the same feature implemented crappy, or accessed through a annoying interface.
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Originally Posted by Amorya
And anyhow, if they're in prison together they'd all be the same gender.
Good call. It would suck to be the only woman in an all-male prison... 
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Originally Posted by rickey939
[observation]This joke implies that all gas station owners are men.[/observation]
No. Just the three in jail.
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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Originally Posted by Gossamer
Good call. It would suck to be the only woman in an all-male prison...
Depends on the woman.
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