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Ellen Feiss is baaaaaaack! [img]
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"Well, she's back and starring in a short French film, Bed & Breakfast. The only English synopsis for the film I've been able to find comes from the Web site of the Clermont-Ferrand Short Film Festival, which informs us that:
A young American couple, Nathan and Laura (Ed.: Feiss's character), are in France looking for Baptiste, an old friend of Nathan's. But Baptiste leads a very peculiar existence. He doesn’t even recognize Nathan and puts his relationship with Laura to the test."
Let the Mac Geek masturbation begin! 
http://blog.wired.com/cultofmac/inde...try_id=1514358
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When is it going to be released?
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Look at the pupils. They're huge.
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Originally Posted by Mastrap
Look at the pupils. They're huge.
Ya you're right, that's really odd.
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Originally Posted by Mastrap
Look at the pupils. They're huge.
Must be that cold medicine she uses.
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Oh, and she's 19 now. She's legal!
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Maybe she not such a good role model for our kids after all.
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Originally Posted by Spliff
Oh, and she's 19 now. She's legal!
16 is legal in most of the US. 15 for France.
It's only 14 in Canada, but they're trying to change it 16, which is probably a good thing.
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Originally Posted by Eug Wanker
16 is legal in most of the US. 15 for France.
It's only 14 in Canada, but they're trying to change it 16, which is probably a good thing.
Then why do all the "teen" porn websites always emphasize that they're 18 and legal?
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Originally Posted by Spliff
Then why do all the "teen" porn websites always emphasize that they're 18 and legal?
Legal to be a nude model/porn star.
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Originally Posted by Spliff
Then why do all the "teen" porn websites always emphasize that they're 18 and legal?
Heh. It sounds like Spliff's been checking out a few too many pr0n sites. 
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Originally Posted by Eug Wanker
Heh. It sounds like Spliff's been checking out a few too many pr0n sites.
What? Me? No. I was just doing research . . . for my dissertation. Yeah, that's it.
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
Looks like she might be cute as a blond (or at least with lighter hair than she had in the Apple ad).
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She is definitely a cute girl. The stoner part just makes her cuter.
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Originally Posted by Spliff
Then why do all the "teen" porn websites always emphasize that they're 18 and legal?
Trans-country legalities. For example, it's perfectly legal for a 16-yo to get her boobs out on Page 3 here in the UK. However, to prevent legal action from other countries all the models are 18+.
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Oh, and yes, Ellen is a honey.
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Originally Posted by The Godfather
When is it going to be released?
Shortly before you 'release.'
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Originally Posted by Dakar
Shortly before you 'release.'
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Originally Posted by Eug Wanker
That was um... odd.
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She's on shrooooooooooooomzzzzz!!!!
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Good to hear Ellen is moving up in the drug world.
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Wait, so she's an actress? I thought they were supposed to have real switchers in those ads.
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan
Wait, so she's an actress? I thought they were supposed to have real switchers in those ads.
Ya that is what I was wondering.
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Originally Posted by Eug Wanker
Shouldn't she have blue hair? Its a given fact that every anime needs one female with blue hair.
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Maybe her success in the Apple spot made her want to become an actress.
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Originally Posted by JoshuaZ
Shouldn't she have blue hair? Its a given fact that every anime needs one female with blue hair.
Top left:
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She look like Molly Ringwald with Mia Farrow's eyes.
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Err. She looks really good.
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan
Wait, so she's an actress? I thought they were supposed to have real switchers in those ads.
Now that's what I call naïvety! 
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Originally Posted by g/re/p
Should say smack instead 
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I think you guys are her worst nightmare.
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Originally Posted by JoshuaZ
Shouldn't she have blue hair? Its a given fact that every anime needs one female with blue hair.
In the words of Strong Bad, "Gotta have blue hair."
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Originally Posted by Ghoser777
Maybe her success in the Apple spot made her want to become an actress.
Well, she's not listed in IMDB and she hasn't done anything noteworthy in the past four years, so if she was an actress, she must suck
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Originally Posted by Gossamer
Well, she's not listed in IMDB and she hasn't done anything noteworthy in the past four years, so if she was an actress, she must suck
Or perhaps this is her first break. It's only a short and she's only 19 after all. If she does suck then fine, it could be the end of her acting "career". However, if she does very well in it, maybe she'll move on to bigger and better things later.
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Originally Posted by Gossamer
Well, she's not listed in IMDB and she hasn't done anything noteworthy in the past four years, so if she was an actress, she must suck
That's pretty harsh, you know how hard it is to make it acting?
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Perhaps she's been at college for the last few years. Maybe.
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
That's pretty harsh, you know how hard it is to make it acting?
I assume it's quite hard. I was just saying that imdb lists some very obscure things, but she had nothing. Here we go:
Originally Posted by wikipedia
She also explained how she had come to appear in the commercial:
I’m friends with the son of the director, Errol Morris. I’m friends with his son Hamilton. I went with him after school, him and two of my friends. We didn’t think we were going to make ads; we were just going to get the free set food. So we go there, and they’re like, “We need a couple more people, so I guess the three of you can make ads.” So we all made ads, and me and Hamilton’s got picked. I had no idea I was going to do it until I got there.
That should clear up a lot of questions.
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She's not stoned.
She took "some cold medication."
She has a Jessica Biel kind of look about her.
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Originally Posted by Cody Dawg
She has a Jessica Biel kind of look about her.
Concur.
Jessica Biel with maybe a touch of Virginia Madsen.
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Definitely Virginia Madsen.
Madsen has that slightly more-open-than-necessary wide-eyed look also.
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Originally Posted by Gossamer
Well, she's not listed in IMDB and she hasn't done anything noteworthy in the past four years, so if she was an actress, she must suck
Yeah because we all know that if you are on IMDB then you are a good actor/actress. 
By that argument, Ben Affleck is a phenominal actor! He's got TONS of links on IMDB!
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Originally Posted by ::maroma::
Yeah because we all know that if you are on IMDB then you are a good actor/actress.
By that argument, Ben Affleck is a phenominal actor! He's got TONS of links on IMDB!
You misunderstood. The reasoning is that if she has done ANYTHING, there would most likely be something on her on IMDB. 
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Hey, I'm not much of a looker myself, but W-T-F? What is the obsession with this chick? Coo, she was in an Apple advert. Neat. To me she looks like a human/alien hybrid. Seriously, look at her eyes and nose. She's an X-file.
Nerds are weird.
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