[macfantn]

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/m...god-184990.php

[RAILhead]

lame

[rickey939]

Originally Posted by RAILhead

lame

Quoted for exposure and emphasis.

[Kevin]

"Oh my God It's full of stars"

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

"To make sure that the bed doesn't float away should it become windy (or "interesting," wink wink), it's tethered to the walls by four cables."

That kinda takes away the cool doesn't it.

[Cadaver]

Can't imagine using your PowerBook in (that) bed would be a wise thing to do.
Zap. No more hard drive.

[Salty]

Hmm four cables in the wall or four cables in the roof for a lot cheaper. Hmmm Kia on Trading Spaces already did this for a lot less

[sek929]

I think it would be more interesting to have sex on it untethered and bounce around the room.

[Salty]

Originally Posted by sek929

I think it would be more interesting to have sex on it untethered and bounce around the room.

I think at that point you'd just end up falling off the magnetic pad or whatever and go plummeting onto the floor.

[Mastrap]

900 kg, eh? Obviously designed for the American market.










PS: I kid, I kid. Honest. We have fat Canadians too.

[Salty]

Originally Posted by Mastrap

900 kg, eh? Obviously designed for the American market.










PS: I kid, I kid. Honest. We have fat Canadians too.

Hey I lost sixty pounds leave me alone!

[Kerrigan]

I think it would be more interesting to have sex on it untethered and bounce around the room.

If you untethered it while having sex, the bed would blast up to the ceiling and kill you and your partner.

[Eug Wanker]

Seems strange to have it tethered to the wall.

It'd make more sense tethered to the floor methinks.

Well, maybe it'd shift around too much, but if it's gonna be tethered to the wall anyways, you don't even need magnets.

[greenG4]

So many better ways to spend 1.5 mil. Somebody wasted a lot of R&D on something pointless.

[ctsport]

interesting

[Dopetrackalistic]

Originally Posted by Salty

Hey I lost sixty pounds leave me alone!

Once you lose the weight and look good, try a girl before you go 100% gay.

I've known a few people who came outta the closet, and they all had bad experiences with the opposite sex. Was it because they were gay, or were the bad experiences the reason they became gay? Who knows. Just wouldn't want you to miss out on the poon.

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally Posted by Dopetrackalistic

Once you lose the weight and look good, try a girl before you go 100% gay.

I've known a few people who came outta the closet, and they all had bad experiences with the opposite sex. Was it because they were gay, or were the bad experiences the reason they became gay? Who knows. Just wouldn't want you to miss out on the poon.

Oh lordie.

Before you "decide" you are straight try out the cock

[Dopetrackalistic]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Oh lordie.

Before you "decide" you are straight try out the cock

No way dude. People are 'generally' genetically supposed to be straight. That's how our species procreates. That said, some people are gay. That's fine, but before you swear off women and turn into an annoying trading spaces gay fruitcake (not like you SWG, you seem normal), you might want to try girls first. Did YOU ever try girls? I'm guessing you did.

[- - e r i k - -]

Hello banhammer.

[Kerrigan]

Originally Posted by Dopetrackalistic

No way dude. People are 'generally' genetically supposed to be straight. That's how our species procreates. That said, some people are gay. That's fine, but before you swear off women and turn into an annoying trading spaces gay fruitcake (not like you SWG, you seem normal), you might want to try girls first. Did YOU ever try girls? I'm guessing you did.

That was my initial reaction to his coming out. I didn't understand how someone who had little or no experience with either gender could suddenly realize he's gay. Also he said that he was addicted to porn so I figured that his orientation was only based on some dysfunctional porno fantasy.

But then I remembered how he'd been coming here for years posting all sorts of anti-gay threads on a weekly basis. So it's safe to assume that he's actually gay.

[JoshuaZ]

Wow, that was the quickest gayification of a non-gay thread ever.

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

But then I remembered how he'd been coming here for years posting all sorts of anti-gay threads on a weekly basis. So it's safe to assume that he's actually gay.

So someone posting Anti-Christian threads on weekly basis is really Christian?

Anti-American really American?

Anti-smokers really crave cigs?

[JoshuaZ]

Originally Posted by Kevin

So someone posting Anti-Christian threads on weekly basis is really Christian?

Anti-American really American?

Anti-smokers really crave cigs?

People who are anti-porn and anti-sex are usually the ones who can't get any and have a lot of porn.

[Dopetrackalistic]

Originally Posted by JoshuaZ

People who are anti-porn and anti-sex are usually the ones who can't get any and have a lot of porn.

Exactly. And some people... well... I knew they were gay. But other people who 'became gay' also had ZERO luck when dating the opposite sex. So... maybe they're just moving onto greener pastures, so to speak, instead of actually being gay.

[Eug Wanker]

Originally Posted by Dopetrackalistic

Exactly. And some people... well... I knew they were gay. But other people who 'became gay' also had ZERO luck when dating the opposite sex. So... maybe they're just moving onto greener pastures, so to speak, instead of actually being gay.

BEDEVERE: Tell me ... what do you do with witches?
ALL: Burn them.
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
FOURTH VILLAGER: ... Wood?
BEDEVERE: So why do witches burn?
SECOND VILLAGER (pianissimo): ... Because they're made of wood...?
BEDEVERE: Good.
PEASANTS stir uneasily then come round to this conclusion.
ALL: I see. Yes, of course.
BEDEVERE: So how can we tell if she is made of wood?
FIRST VILLAGER: Make a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE: Ah ... but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
ALL: Ah. Yes, of course ... um ... err ...
BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
ALL: No, no, It floats. Throw her in the pond. Tie weights on her. To the pond.
BEDEVERE: Wait. Wait ... tell me, what also floats on water?
ALL: Bread? No, no, no. Apples .... gravy ... very small rocks ...
ARTHUR: A duck.
They all turn and look at ARTHUR. BEDEVERE looks up very impressed.
BEDEVERE: Exactly. So... logically ...
FIRST VILLAGER (beginning to pick up the thread): If she ... weighs the same as a duck ... she's made of wood.

[Dopetrackalistic]

Originally Posted by Eug Wanker

BEDEVERE: Tell me ... what do you do with witches?
ALL: Burn them.
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
FOURTH VILLAGER: ... Wood?
BEDEVERE: So why do witches burn?
SECOND VILLAGER (pianissimo): ... Because they're made of wood...?
BEDEVERE: Good.
PEASANTS stir uneasily then come round to this conclusion.
ALL: I see. Yes, of course.
BEDEVERE: So how can we tell if she is made of wood?
FIRST VILLAGER: Make a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE: Ah ... but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
ALL: Ah. Yes, of course ... um ... err ...
BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
ALL: No, no, It floats. Throw her in the pond. Tie weights on her. To the pond.
BEDEVERE: Wait. Wait ... tell me, what also floats on water?
ALL: Bread? No, no, no. Apples .... gravy ... very small rocks ...
ARTHUR: A duck.
They all turn and look at ARTHUR. BEDEVERE looks up very impressed.
BEDEVERE: Exactly. So... logically ...
FIRST VILLAGER (beginning to pick up the thread): If she ... weighs the same as a duck ... she's made of wood.

How hte hell is what I said related to that?

[olePigeon]

Originally Posted by Eug Wanker

BEDEVERE: Tell me ... what do you do with witches?
ALL: Burn them.
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
FIRST VILLAGER: More witches!
THIRD VILLAGER: Shh!
FOURTH VILLAGER: ... Wood?
BEDEVERE: So why do witches burn?
SECOND VILLAGER (pianissimo): ... Because they're made of wood...?
BEDEVERE: Good.
PEASANTS stir uneasily then come round to this conclusion.
ALL: I see. Yes, of course.
BEDEVERE: So how can we tell if she is made of wood?
FIRST VILLAGER: Make a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE: Ah ... but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
ALL: Ah. Yes, of course ... um ... err ...
BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
ALL: No, no, It floats. Throw her in the pond. Tie weights on her. To the pond.
BEDEVERE: Wait. Wait ... tell me, what also floats on water?
ALL: Bread? No, no, no. Apples .... gravy ... very small rocks ...
ARTHUR: A duck.
They all turn and look at ARTHUR. BEDEVERE looks up very impressed.
BEDEVERE: Exactly. So... logically ...
FIRST VILLAGER (beginning to pick up the thread): If she ... weighs the same as a duck ... she's made of wood.

Fixed.

[Eug Wanker]

Originally Posted by Dopetrackalistic

How hte hell is what I said related to that?

[Dopetrackalistic]

Originally Posted by Eug Wanker

What I said makes sense.

some people... well... I knew they were gay. But other people who 'became gay' also had ZERO luck when dating the opposite sex. So... maybe they're just moving onto greener pastures, so to speak, instead of actually being gay.

[Landos Mustache]

Originally Posted by Dopetrackalistic

That said, some people are gay. That's fine, but before you swear off women and turn into an annoying trading spaces gay fruitcake

Personally I find the "Straight" Ty pennington more annoying that any gay guy.


Oh a side note how does this bed react to genital piercings?

[- - e r i k - -]

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -

Hello banhammer.

How right I was.

Oh, and good going for posting the MP reference that went straight over Cash's head, Eug.

[JoshuaZ]

Banning makes my day better. I wish more people got banned more often. IN an attempt to make MacNN like survivor.