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macfantn · 09:30 AM

[removed oversize image --tooki]

greenamp · Jul 17, 2006, 10:12 PM

macfantn · Jul 17, 2006, 10:13 PM

we are getting married tonight (in my dream of course)

blackstar · Jul 17, 2006, 10:20 PM

tooooo skinny...your gonna break her in two pieces

Nai no Kami · Jul 17, 2006, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by macfantn

we are getting married tonight (in my dream of course)

Your first marriage intercourse will imply a change of sheets.

Rumor · Jul 17, 2006, 11:30 PM

Add about 20lbs.

SeSawaya · Jul 17, 2006, 11:58 PM

looks to be about perfect to me, now only if she dosent speak......

JoshuaZ · Jul 18, 2006, 12:15 AM

I wonder how photoshoped she is.

greenamp · Jul 18, 2006, 12:36 AM

Originally Posted by JoshuaZ

I wonder how photoshoped she is.

45%

- her skin is not that evenly toned
- her eyes are not that white
- her hair isn't parted so perfectly
- her butt is not that fit ( you can see the blurriness
- what's up with the boot heel near her rear?

d4nth3m4n · Jul 18, 2006, 12:45 AM

. . . and?

Salty · Jul 18, 2006, 01:06 AM

Wouldn't mind a bit more Y Chromosome.

exca1ibur · Jul 18, 2006, 02:17 AM

Originally Posted by Rumor

Add about 20lbs.

For 20 cents a day you can feed a starving child...

- Sally Struthers

Please, donate this girl a cheeseburger.

aberdeenwriter · Jul 18, 2006, 03:15 AM

Too pretty for her own good. Really pretty girls don't become marriage material until after they've lived and been hurt a little. Right now the 'river flows right to her door, making her just a little too free.'

Love her if you do. Have fun with her as you both might. But do not make plans with her beyond next month.

Sorry to say it but this advice is probably 90% accurate.

And yes, I know the original post isn't really going to happen. But this thread just gives me a chance to pass on some useful advice.

Take it or leave it. It's up to you.

Doofy · Jul 18, 2006, 03:44 AM

Well, best of luck to you macfantn. She's a bit of a histrionic nutcase.

Zeeb · Jul 18, 2006, 06:51 AM

Very beautiful but something tells me "high maintenance".

ajprice · Jul 18, 2006, 06:54 AM

What a beautiful painting.

Eh, what do you mean its a photo of a real person?? Hahahahahahaaaaaaa get out of here!!!

Doofy · Jul 18, 2006, 07:49 AM

BTW, for anyone unfamiliar with this girl, she's a VS model from Salvador, Brazil.

She's currently dating a European prince (Liechtenstein, I believe) and actually slapped him across the face at a formal. "High maintenance" is an understatement - you'd probably have an easier time with Naomi Campbell.

This photo is probably about five years old - she's had plastic tits put in since then.

RAILhead · Jul 18, 2006, 08:09 AM

Doesn't every male on Earth know her name is Adriana Lima?

RAILhead · Jul 18, 2006, 08:12 AM

...and this is the pic you should have posted:

KeyLimePi · Jul 18, 2006, 09:40 AM

Finally, RH and I agree on a female!

d4nth3m4n · Jul 18, 2006, 10:12 AM

oh tooki.

Doofy · 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n

oh tooki.

'Twas this one.

(Edit: re-hosted due to hot-linking restrictions)

RAILhead · Jul 18, 2006, 12:38 PM

I feel compelled to post a few more pics...

And one of the hawtest pics on the planet:

brassplayersrock² · Jul 18, 2006, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

'Twas this one.

im

Doofy

Doofy · Jul 18, 2006, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock

im

Doofy

Bugger! That actually worked when I tried the link in my own browser just after posting it.

Rehosted.

::maroma:: · Jul 18, 2006, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Too pretty for her own good. Really pretty girls don't become marriage material until after they've lived and been hurt a little. Right now the 'river flows right to her door, making her just a little too free.'

Love her if you do. Have fun with her as you both might. But do not make plans with her beyond next month.

Sorry to say it but this advice is probably 90% accurate.

And yes, I know the original post isn't really going to happen. But this thread just gives me a chance to pass on some useful advice.

Take it or leave it. It's up to you.

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
never make pretty woman your wife!
So from my particular point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you!"

exca1ibur · Jul 18, 2006, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by RAILhead

I feel compelled to post a few more pics...

::snip

::snip

And one of the hawtest pics on the planet:

::snip

Pass... shes all yours, dude.

Gossamer · Jul 18, 2006, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by ::maroma::

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
never make pretty woman your wife!
So from my particular point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you!"

They can be pretty as long as they're down to earth. I found one like that.

aberdeenwriter · Jul 18, 2006, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by ::maroma::

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
never make pretty woman your wife!
So from my particular point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you!"

SOMETHING like that.

Actually, just pretty enough to turn you on.

Also, try imagining her 30 years older and overweight and boobs sagging and skin wrinkled and made up with all her war paint and see if that image still turns you on.

There are some VERY attractive young women whom I imagine being unattractive to me in a few years.

For example, Charlize Theron is gorgeous, right? Well, I can't help but see in her facial features a 'grandma' type of quality that I'd not be at all attracted to when she got old and even if I loved her I imagine it would be a chore to stay faithful to someone who looked like that.

Pretty girl, though!

And I do NOT endorse marrying an UGLY girl. Just someone attractive enough to make you enjoy watching her face anytime, at all times, or all the time. Even if her body loses it's beauty, if you can look at her face or in her eyes and really like what you see an inch or two away, then that's pretty enough.

And if she doesn't have a good heart, I don't care HOW pretty she is or isn't, she's OUT!

::maroma:: · Jul 18, 2006, 03:27 PM

You want to see what your woman will most likely look like when she gets old? Check out her mom.

(...and prepare yourselves!)

Gossamer · Jul 18, 2006, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by ::maroma::

You want to see what your woman will most likely look like when she gets old? Check out her mom.

(...and prepare yourselves!)

Ooo...I'm in luck.

brassplayersrock² · Jul 18, 2006, 03:39 PM

ewwww, gross goss. goss wants his (insert whatever here) mom!

Gossamer · Jul 18, 2006, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock

ewwww, gross goss. goss wants his (insert whatever here) mom!

Thinking is good looking =! wanting

KeyLimePi · Jul 18, 2006, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

For example, Charlize Theron is gorgeous, right? Well, I can't help but see in her facial features a 'grandma' type of quality that I'd not be at all attracted to when she got old and even if I loved her I imagine it would be a chore to stay faithful to someone who looked like that.

Kevin · Jul 18, 2006, 05:54 PM

Tooookinated

aberdeenwriter · Jul 18, 2006, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by KeyLimePi

As if just 'gramma' looking wasn't bad enough. That pic = Man-killing, butch-dyke lesbo, old, hard and ugly gramma!

Hahaha!

Run for yer life!

Buckaroo · Jul 18, 2006, 07:03 PM

Where is she? Picture is gone. Let me guess. You forgot to mention oversized picture. Just include [big picture] in ever single thread we start and the problem will go away.

aberdeenwriter · Jul 18, 2006, 07:06 PM

Here's the image. I accessed it from Doofy's post where HE ALSO hosted it.

http://img102.imageshack.us/my.php?i...7050504of2.jpg

Buckaroo · Jul 18, 2006, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Here's the image. I accessed it from Doofy's post where HE ALSO hosted it.

http://img102.imageshack.us/my.php?i...7050504of2.jpg

Wow. She is HOT.

Lucky dog.

brassplayersrock² · Jul 18, 2006, 08:33 PM

just cause a chick is naked dont mean shes hot buckaroo

she looks majorly photoshopped. if you can reconize her in real life than you have a super power

JoshuaZ · Jul 18, 2006, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by greenamp

45%

- her skin is not that evenly toned
- her eyes are not that white
- her hair isn't parted so perfectly
- her butt is not that fit ( you can see the blurriness
- what's up with the boot heel near her rear?

I clearly draw the line at 25%. She is nothing to me now.

Chuckit · Jul 18, 2006, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock

just cause a chick is naked dont mean shes hot buckaroo

she looks majorly photoshopped. if you can reconize her in real life than you have a super power

That pic is way photoshopped, but she is still durned hot even without it.

JoshuaZ · Jul 18, 2006, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by Chuckit

That pic is way photoshopped, but she is still durned hot even without it.

I`d rather take a medium looking girl with a fun filled personality over her any day. She looks like she would need a team of makeup artists every day just to go out in public.

Hollywood is so fake.

Doofy · Jul 18, 2006, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by JoshuaZ

She looks like she would need a team of makeup artists every day just to go out in public.

Sans make-up:

JoshuaZ · Jul 18, 2006, 09:32 PM

Hmmm.... not too bad. But sorry, no smokers. I have bad allergies, plus they taste like crap.

Chuckit · Jul 18, 2006, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Sans make-up:

Still looks pretty good, no? And she apparently smokes, which is a plus, though not surprising for a model.

Apple Pro Underwear · Jul 18, 2006, 10:47 PM

everybody is "psycho" in someway. the trick is to find your one-true psycho mate.

aberdeenwriter · Jul 19, 2006, 12:39 AM

Originally Posted by JoshuaZ

I clearly draw the line at 25%. She is nothing to me now.

aberdeenwriter · Jul 19, 2006, 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by Apple Pro Underwear

everybody is "psycho" in someway. the trick is to find your one-true psycho mate.

Great line and pretty much true.

And as far as her without makeup? Not bad, but the teeth are a turn off for me.

TheoCryst · Jul 19, 2006, 12:58 AM

Originally Posted by Chuckit

Still looks pretty good, no? And she apparently smokes, which is a plus, though not surprising for a model.

How is smoking a plus? In my book, cigarettes are a HUGE no-no. I don't want to kiss an ash tray, thank you very much.

Other than the cigarette yeah, she is still a very attractive girl without the photoshopping. Possibly even moreso, depending on your tastes.