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Aug 1, 2006, 01:10 AM
 

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Aug 1, 2006, 01:21 AM
 
"The company is searching for a sexually active couple who will be prepared to test a new pill designed to change the taste of semen."

I hate to be the one to say this, but: do you really need two people for this job?
     
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Aug 1, 2006, 01:21 AM
 
Dang too bad I'm already testing a pill that makes my farts smell like cinnamon buns.
     
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Aug 1, 2006, 01:21 AM
 
Originally Posted by lpkmckenna
"The company is searching for a sexually active couple who will be prepared to test a new pill designed to change the taste of semen."

I hate to be the one to say this, but: do you really need two people for this job?
"Dude... isn't that... a bit gay?"
     
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Aug 1, 2006, 01:32 AM
 
I've read mangos do wonders for the taste...or any sweet, tropical fruit for that matter. On the other hand, I've read, asparagus makes it taste the worst.

Originally Posted by Salty
"Dude... isn't that... a bit gay?"
Or incest?
     
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Aug 1, 2006, 01:59 AM
 
It's not really such a bad idea. Though much like in the comic, who thought apple would make a good flavor for this?
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Aug 1, 2006, 02:43 AM
 
Ron White had said that there would be no need for Viagra if they could make semen taste like chocolate. Somebody didn't think it was a joke
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Aug 1, 2006, 04:42 AM
 
Originally Posted by Salty
"Dude... isn't that... a bit gay?"
I've always wondered how many people taste their own semen, even once. Just out of curiosity. It's not like you have to be gay to do it, it's just a "I wonder" sort of thing.
     
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Aug 1, 2006, 06:10 AM
 
Originally Posted by kmkkid
I've always wondered how many people taste their own semen, even once. Just out of curiosity. It's not like you have to be gay to do it, it's just a "I wonder" sort of thing.
I imagine most guys.
     
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Aug 1, 2006, 06:20 AM
 
Originally Posted by kmkkid
I've always wondered how many people taste their own semen, even once. Just out of curiosity. It's not like you have to be gay to do it, it's just a "I wonder" sort of thing.
saves on the tissues i guess
we don't have time to stop for gas
     
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Aug 1, 2006, 11:37 AM
 
That job offer is so discriminatory to lesbians!

*huff*
     
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Aug 1, 2006, 11:58 AM
 
Why do I get the feeling that the job advertisement has a misspelling? Like in the second word? Just an odd feeling...
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Aug 1, 2006, 12:07 PM
 
Originally Posted by Oisín
That job offer is so discriminatory to lesbians!

*huff*
Lesbians are more than welcome to participate. They just need to have a guy to 'work' with.
     
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Aug 1, 2006, 12:26 PM
 
You read my freaking mind. I haven't read that strip in forever... are they finally updating again?

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Aug 1, 2006, 01:22 PM
 
Hmm, I would prefer orange as I've always been a fan of orange slice. Now if they could only carbonate it. . .
     
   
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