[kick52]

Hi!

Please post your favorite top 5 Simpsons moments/ and or episodes. Just in case this has been done before, this is the July '06 edition.

Mine:

1. Dr. Zaius song in "Stop the planet of the apes, I want to get off" musical in the episode "Selma the Fish"

2. The speech Mr. Burns gives Stephan Spuielbergo in "A Star is Burns" (The film contest episode)

3. "Trilogy of Error" episode or the speech Milhouse gives in "Radioactive Man": "But we already did it. It took seven hours but we did it. Its done."

4. The "Computer Whore Menacing Shoes" episode when they go to "The Island".

5. "Homer the Heretic" episode part when he is at home enjoying skipping church or the part when Homer is singing along to "Two Tickets to Paradise" in "Homer Loves Flanders"

Now, post yours!

kick52

[andreas_g4]

I think I never saw a full episode of The Simpsons. I might have to catch up one day…

[iREZ]

1. Homer: "sax a ma phooonnneee........sax a ma phooooonnnnnneeeeee"

2. Homer: "stupid flanders dont you know that old song....water water everywhere so lets all have a drink"

3. Grandpa: "hey...they're playing the elephant song"

4. Krusty's Accountant: "lemme get this straight, you bet AGAINST the harlem globetrotters?"

5. Homer: "hello...i am mr. burns, i believe you have a letter for me"

Post Office Guy: "ok mr. burns, what is your first name?"

Homer: "i dont know"

(outside post office sitting on curb)

Homer: "great idea bart!"

[macfantn]

I love bender's cameo on Future-Drama episode

Gotta love the Angry Dad episode, also the one where homer gains weight to go on disability

[Landos Mustache]

I thought the clip of Disney Epcot Centre was pretty funny with the electric car propaganda.
"I'm an electric car.. I can't go very fast.. or very far.. and if you drive me.. people will think you're gay".

ONE OF US, ONE OF US!

[davesimondotcom]

Originally Posted by iREZ

4. Krusty's Accountant: "lemme get this straight, you bet AGAINST the harlem globetrotters?"

The Generals are due!!

[ironknee]

when homer finds a pie on the floor ,,,mmmmm floor pie

[hickey]

Remember Alf, he's back, in pog form!

[SirCastor]

"Aghh!!! The Goggles! They Do nothing!"

[davesimondotcom]

Burns: "Ketchup, catsup, ketchup, catsup."

Homer when Lisa tells him that pork chops, bacon and ham all come from the same animal: "Oh, suuuuuure Lisa, some magical animal!"

[iREZ]

(mr burns looking for cereal in the cereal aisle)

mr burns: excuse me sir, could you point me towards the burns-o's?

krusty: they dont put nobodies on cereal boxes

mr burns: this fellow looks alot like me...

(mr burns proceeds to pick up count chocula box)

[MaxPower2k3]

"I got it off a hairdryer"

[El Gato]

That Homer Simpson thinks he's the Pope of Chilitown </Wiggum>

[hickey]

Everything's coming up milhouse!

I sold my marrow to pay the light bill (lights go out) I didn't have much marrow. <<Mr. Vanhouten

[lounge]

my fav is definately the episode where homer renames himself max power, followed by the episode where he becomes a missionary to escape PBS

[hickey]

But I dont even believe in Jeebus!

[MaxPower2k3]

Originally Posted by lounge

my fav is definately the episode where homer renames himself max power, ...

yay


I'd take any episode pre-season 10 over the newer episodes. They've been going downhill for a long time. The old ones were so subtle and clever. The new ones are all crude puns and obvious jokes. They've lost a lot of the charm of the old ones.

[ironknee]

something like: mr. burns fell out the window

lisa: was he ok?

homer: what am i, a doctor?

[Eriamjh]

This year give her english muffins. Whatever you say, Mr. Billboard!

[Hawkeye_a]

Comic book guy: "But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. your from two different worlds...<Bomb in Comic Book Guy's face>.... Oh, i've wasted my life"



[edit: cheers Gossamer for the MP3]

[maxintosh]

I like the monorail episode.

That's right, monorail!

[Gossamer]

Comic Book Guy

Originally Posted by MacPower2K3

I'd take any episode pre-season 10 over the newer episodes. They've been going downhill for a long time. The old ones were so subtle and clever. The new ones are all crude puns and obvious jokes. They've lost a lot of the charm of the old ones.

Most definitely agreed.

[Apple Pro Underwear]

He finds a packet of instant gravy powder at the Nuclear Power Plant parking lot and picks it up and says "mmmMmmm Gravy".

This little "joke" was competely independant of the plot/story.

[davesimondotcom]

Last night's rerun contained a gem. It's the episode where Lisa wants to see the Isis Exhibit at the Springfield Museum, but has no way of getting there. So Homer lets her take the bus and she gets lost. Homer goes to help her and ends up in a cherry picker, out of control, rolling down the streets of Springfield.

In his panic, Homer says: "I am not much for prayer, but if you are up there, help me, Superman!"

[DigitalEl]

1. "Where's your messiah now?" -Chief Wiggum

2. "The New York Times? But you don't live in New York City." -Homer

3. "First I'll whack it fast, then I'll whack it slow." -Marge

[Landos Mustache]

My fav episode has always been the lemon tree one.

Man, the writers were all working overtime on the hilarity that day.

[Judge_Fire]

Originally Posted by maxintosh

I like the monorail episode.

That's right, monorail!

Great one - written by Conan O'Brien, incidentally.

[thunderous_funker]

Originally Posted by Landos Mustache

My fav episode has always been the lemon tree one.

Man, the writers were all working overtime on the hilarity that day.

That is definitely one of the best. So many great quotes.

"so this is what it sounds like when doves cry!!!"

In no particular order:

How about the episode when Marge gets real estate license and sells Flanders the "murder house"?

"Look, mommy, I'm the jealous jockey!"
"and I"m a torso!!!"

Or when Homer becomes the food critic.

"I'll have you know I wandered off from THE TOUR!"

"this review is ridiculous. It makes several threatening remarks about the UN and ends with you repeating 'Screw Flanders'."
"But its so hard to get to 300 words"

And Homer gaining weight to go on disability is a classic.

And lots of the Treehouse of Horrors, especially the election conspiracy with Kang and Kodos.

"what can you do? its a 2 party system!"

[Landos Mustache]

The best part for me in the lemon tree is when Milhouse imagines how he will be invisible when he wears the army pattern outfit.

[thunderous_funker]

Originally Posted by Landos Mustache

The best part for me in the lemon tree is when Milhouse imagines how he will be invisible when he wears the army pattern outfit.

LOL, Lemon Tree definitely has the best Milhous quotes.

I don't remember which episode its in but remember "Like the time you killed my goldfish and tried to convince me that I never had a goldfish? Then why'd I have the bowl, Bart? WHY'D I HAVE THE BOWL??"

[nforcer]

"Buy him out, boys!"
"They worked! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"
"Financial panther, eh?"

[SirCastor]

I forgot one of my favorites:

Moe: "Ooh, Garage... well la tee da Mr. Fancy Frenchman..."
Homer: "Well what do you call it?"
Moe: "A Carhole"


later...

Homer "A counterfiet jeans operation, in my very own carhole!"

[cheruman]

"I'll mace you good!"

[Velocity211]

Treehouse of horror 13, when homer was cloning himself, you see peter griffin in the background. That's one of my favorite moments that I can remember.

[MaxPower2k3]

Originally Posted by Velocity211

Treehouse of horror 13, when homer was cloning himself, you see peter griffin in the background. That's one of my favorite moments that I can remember.

then you haven't seen enough episodes

[iREZ]

Originally Posted by Velocity211

Treehouse of horror 13, when homer was cloning himself, you see peter griffin in the background. That's one of my favorite moments that I can remember.

family guy < futurama < simpsons

[Gossamer]

Originally Posted by iREZ

family guy < futurama < simpsons

I'm sorry, but someone needs to tell you that you have that completely backwards.

[kick52]

Originally Posted by SirCastor

"Aghh!!! The Goggles! They Do nothing!"

dam! i forgot that!

i also forgot the carhole bit!


i also love the Simon & Garfunkel Parody of Sound of Silence in Lady Bouviers Lover (at the end, when he marries her and they are sitting on the bus)

[davesimondotcom]

It's the little moments - like Ralph's "I bent my wookie" or "Super Nintendo Chalmers" that I always find so funny.

[Landos Mustache]

Originally Posted by davesimondotcom

It's the little moments - like Ralph's "I bent my wookie" or "Super Nintendo Chalmers" that I always find so funny.

Same here. I love play on words that they do.

Also the store signs always kill me.... "Snippy longstocking", "Goodie New Shoes" etc.

[SirCastor]

I forgot another one:

Bart: So are you like Mary Poppins?
Sherry Bobbins: Oh no, I'm an entirely original character, like Rickey Rouse, or Ronald Ruck.

[brassplayersrock²]

Originally Posted by hickey

Remember Alf, he's back, in pog form!

milhouse right?




Alex

[iREZ]

Originally Posted by Gossamer

I'm sorry, but someone needs to tell you that you have that completely backwards.

simpsons had a good 5 seasons of hilarity (and thats being generous) family guy is already washed up recycling old joke after old joke. therefore, IMHO, simpsons > family guy.

although ive laughed alot at family guy too..

who here has a link to the mad tv simpsons/family guy cover?

[iREZ]

just saw a hilarious moment ive totally forgotten about. episode where homer falls in love with mindy.

Homer: Moe, i need your advice...see i got this friend joey joe-joe junior shabadoo.

Moe: That is the worst name i've ever heard.

(man at the end of the bar starts crying and runs out of the bar)

Barney: JOEY JOE JOE!!!

[Landos Mustache]

Saw one the other day..

Lisa goes missing so homer hangs up poster all over the neighborhood that say:

FREE BEER
Now that I got your attention, missing 8 year old girl.

[MaxPower2k3]

Originally Posted by iREZ

just saw a hilarious moment ive totally forgotten about. episode where homer falls in love with mindy.

Homer: Moe, i need your advice...see i got this friend joey joe-joe junior shabadoo.

Moe: That is the worst name i've ever heard.

(man at the end of the bar starts crying and runs out of the bar)

Barney: JOEY JOE JOE!!!

I haven't seen that one in a while. Good stuff.

I'm gonna have to netflix the DVD sets soon. I didn't bother before because I see reruns on TV so often, but these days even the reruns are from the newer, unfunnier seasons.

[maxintosh]

I just saw this episode and this line made me laugh for at least 5 minutes:

Superintendent Chalmers: Oh I have had it, I have had it with this school, Skinner. The low test scores. Class after class of ugly, ugly children.

[- - e r i k - -]

Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,

Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,

Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOIyUHxKbMg

[Big Mac]

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