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I need something to make my day better
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I've been having a bad day so far and I think it's going to just get worse with this upcoming final I'm going to have.
jokes, stories, websites ect that make you laugh, will you please share??
something that you do to make yourself feel better.
thank you
Alex
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I was really close to this girl I went to summer camp with, and I liked her a lot and all that. One day she comes up to me and says, "I have to get something off my chest." I said, "is it your shirt?" She slapped me, walked away, and never spoke to me again.
True story.
Story 2: I was in the elevator alone at work a few weeks ago, since I was alone I figured it would be ok to fart. It turned out to be an extremely pungent fart, then the elevator stopped at a floor to get more people. the first woman stepped through the doors and I saw her wince at the odor, her eyes seemed to water, and she was covering her nose. She knew it was me, and everyone else did too. One of my proudest moments.
Also a true story.
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also read my blog, located in my sig. it's always a spirit lifter.
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"It's weird the way 'finger puppets' sounds ok as a noun..."
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Rum. Lots and lots of rum. Always cheers me up.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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A strawberry said to the other, if you weren't so fresh we would not be in such a jam.
An engineer finds himself in hell, after a while he did not like the conditions there so he decided to design: toilets, air conditionning, elevetors, etc. A while longer God realizes that there was an engineer in hell, so he tells the devil that there was a mistake and that he has to send the engineer to heaven, the devil says no way, we like him, he designed toilets, elevators and air conditionning, we are not giving him up, God answers if you don't I am going to sue you and the devil replies where in the hell are you going to find a lawyer.
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Originally Posted by Monique
A strawberry said to the other, if you weren't so fresh we would not be in such a jam.
good one
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we don't have time to stop for gas
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