Blackbody Enterprises, Inc.
No fixed address
Phone numbers change daily. Call for the latest number.
email accepted, at the usual server.
Since most of our products do not officially exist, that means we must not either. This allows us to save on security expenses and pass those savings directly on to you, our valued customers.
We liberated these from a warehouse in New Mexico. Refurbished units have been examined and are certified to work within specifications.
†_$400 T-01 Rfrb [41 in stock] All new batteries. Great for sentry duty in controlled environments.
†_$500 T-01 New [10 in stock] Great for sentry duty in controlled environments.
__$1,800 T-600 Rfrb [18 in stock] Skin has been replaced, joints greased. Recommended for unattended duty anywhere.
__$2,500 T-600 New [35 in stock] Mobile bipedal combat platform. Recommended for unattended duty anywhere.
__$4,000 T-800 Rfrb [15 in stock] Some surface scars. Enhanced bipedal combat platform. Unlimited duty profile.
__$5,300 T-800 New [7 in stock] Some surface scars. Enhanced bipedal combat platform. Unlimited duty profile.
__$5,200 T-850 Rfrb [sold out] Upgraded CPU, otherwise same as T-800. Unlimited duty profile.
__$7,000 T-1000 New [5 in stock] Morphing infiltration unit. Flexible environmental adaptation capability.
__$21,500 T-X New [19 in stock] Appearance morphing infiltration unit. Unlimited duty profile.
__$1,999 T-X Alternate behavioral program package. Very popular.
Hacking a Pentagon inventory computer caused these retired vessels to be sold as surplus instead of being scrapped and demilitarized.
†_$1,000,000 SVX14 Rfrb [1 in stock] 2 person, prototype, max range approx 100 lightyear.
‡_$1,500,000 SV15 Rfrb [5 in stock] 3 person, max range approx 160 lightyear.
‡_$1,800,000 SV15C Rfrb [15 in stock] 3 person, max range approx 160 lightyear, includes spin booster coil.
§_$2,100,000 SVX17 Rfrb [2 in stock] 6 person, prototype, max range approx 220 lightyear.
§_$2,500,000 SV19 Rfrb [11 in stock] 7 person, max range approx 280 lightyear.
§_$3,000,000 SV19A Rfrb [4 in stock] Same as SV19, armament complement doubled.
§_$5,000,000 SVX25 Rfrb [1 in stock] 20 person, prototype cruiser, max range approx 450 lightyear.
At some point, you have to hit the ground. Bring the right gear.
__$250 AK-47 Rfrb [99 in stock] Assault rifle. Battle proven, works well in harsh environments.
__$400 M-41A New [16 in stock] Pulse Rifle. Effective against xenomorphs. Integrated 30mm grenade launcher.
__$400 M-41A Rfrb [9 in stock] Pulse Rifle. Effective against xenomorphs. Integrated 30mm grenade launcher.
__$430 M-48 New [142 in stock] Laser Rifle. Long range, effective against light armor. Good antiaircraft insurance.
__$590 M-90 New [50 in stock] Railgun. 2 foot concrete penetration, effective against body armor.
__$750 M-90B New [24 in stock] Railgun. Same as M90, but has SM-4 optional nightvision targetting scope preinstalled.
__$180 SM-4 New [10 in stock] Replacement nightvision targetting scope for M90 / M90-B
Flying overhead is good. Owning the real estate is better.
‡_$240,000 M1A1 Abrams Tank Rfrb [600 in stock] Surplus, replaced by M1A2.
__$1,000 Depleted U23x Shell New [10,000 in stock] Depleted Uranium Shell. Best penetration power.
Terms And Conditions
All sales final. Returns are impossible because of our changing address. Products not insured against black helicopters or government repossesion men who don't exist either. Aliens encountered in nearby systems my not understand English on the first try, don't trust how it works in the movies. Ammo clips run out when the bullets do, not when the scene ends, so be sure to buy more. You can't have too much money, too many separately-scheduled dates, or too much ammo.
† Truck ship item.
‡ Train ship item.
§ Delivery not available, must pick up in person.
We accept Visa, MasterCard, AMEX, or US currency (non-sequential). Sorry, no checks, PayPal, or COD.