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besson3c · Aug 24, 2006, 08:10 PM

What made (makes?) the Muppets so magical is how great and likeable the characters are, with very distinctive personalities.

They are all likable except Miss PIggy. WTF? She's annoying, that stupid pig should just die and go to hell... what's up with that pig?

What where they thinking in creating a stupid pig to lollygag around and act stupid the whole time? She needs to get a life. Loser.

MOTHERWELL · Aug 24, 2006, 08:12 PM

WTF this thread?

besson3c · Aug 24, 2006, 08:13 PM

I'm not a fan of that pig. Somebody should eat her.

- - e r i k - - · Aug 24, 2006, 08:15 PM

Are you high?

stevesnj · Aug 24, 2006, 08:15 PM

besson3c · Aug 24, 2006, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -

Are you high?

No, that's somebody else. I'm besson3c.

C.A.T.S. CEO · Aug 24, 2006, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

I'm not a fan of that pig. Somebody should eat her.

She's has to be the annoying pig. Thats why she's annoying,

dumba**

besson3c · Aug 24, 2006, 08:20 PM

This thread is off to a good start. So far so good.

I hope nobody brings up Jesus or religion or gay people or evolution or global warming or George Bush or something, that would be pollution... I think.

besson3c · Aug 24, 2006, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by C.A.T.S. CEO

She's has to be the annoying pig. Thats why she's annoying,

dumba**

touché.... dumbass right back at you! :grr:

rickey939 · Aug 24, 2006, 08:21 PM

I'd eat her.®

besson3c · Aug 24, 2006, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by rickey939

I'd eat her.®

Yeah, I know what you mean.

MOTHERWELL · Aug 24, 2006, 08:29 PM

I'd rather hang out with her than Paris Hilton.

rickey939 · Aug 24, 2006, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Good, because I don't have a clue.

besson3c · Aug 24, 2006, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by rickey939

Good, because I don't have a clue.

Don't worry, everything is going to be fine... don't worry, I'm not asking for your money or anything.

Kevin · Aug 24, 2006, 09:02 PM

so besson did you make a thread in the other forum to tell everyone you were going to make a stupid post in MacNN and annoy everyone like you usually do?

C.A.T.S. CEO · Aug 24, 2006, 09:07 PM

bannanation? Maybe

Face Ache · Aug 24, 2006, 09:19 PM

Too bad she's not a real pig eh? Eh?

I... err... um... I mean...

I'm gonna save the mods the trouble and self-censor my fisting joke right now.

- - e r i k - - · Aug 24, 2006, 09:33 PM

Rawr. Indeed.

Kerrigan · Aug 24, 2006, 09:37 PM

"Meeow"

voodoo · Aug 24, 2006, 10:05 PM

Miss Piggy is one of the very best, charming, deep and funny characters of the Muppet Show. I love that show

PS Animal, Kermit and Rowlf are the best!

V

Kevin · Aug 24, 2006, 10:11 PM

Basically same person

- - e r i k - - · Aug 24, 2006, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by voodoo

Miss Piggy is one of the very best, charming, deep and funny characters of the Muppet Show. I love that show

PS Animal, Kermit and Rowlf are the best!

V

Kermit is the suck. I love the joke on his expense in "The Banana Sketch" episode though.

Now this guy I love:

Kevin · Aug 24, 2006, 10:30 PM

Animal was the bomb.

lavar78 · Aug 24, 2006, 10:34 PM

Miss Piggy is easily my favorite Muppet.

keekeeree · Aug 24, 2006, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by MOTHERWELL

I'd rather hang out with her than Paris Hilton.

Paris is the Miss Piggy for the new millenium.

Wouldn't that be funny if nobody noticed Frank Oz following Paris around with his hand shoved up...well...you get the picture

(if I had more ambition tonight, I'd photoshop that up for our amusement...)

DeathMan · Aug 24, 2006, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by keekeeree

Paris is the Miss Piggy for the new millenium.

Wouldn't that be funny if nobody noticed Frank Oz following Paris around with his hand shoved up...well...you get the picture

(if I had more ambition tonight, I'd photoshop that up for our amusement...)

Yeah, you're late on the fist joke there, keekeeree, that aussie perv (no offense) up there beat you to the the, er, punch.

- - e r i k - - · Aug 24, 2006, 11:19 PM

Cough. Norwegian perv, current location notwithstanding thankyouverymuch.

placebo1969 · Aug 24, 2006, 11:20 PM

Remember the Pizza Hut commercials with her in it? They were advertising products with pepperoni and other pork products. Does that mean Miss Piggy is a cannibal????

analogika · Aug 24, 2006, 11:32 PM

Face Ache is Norwegian???

Face Ache · Aug 24, 2006, 11:46 PM

I'm pining for the fjords right now.

- - e r i k - - · Aug 25, 2006, 12:17 AM

A Møøse once bit my sister...

demograph68 · Aug 25, 2006, 05:14 AM

I had fantasies about her as a kid. Now I masturbate to furry pics.

Ulrich Kinbote · Aug 25, 2006, 06:49 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

What made (makes?) the Muppets so magical is how great and likeable the characters are, with very distinctive personalities.

They are all likable except Miss PIggy. WTF? She's annoying, that stupid pig should just die and go to hell... what's up with that pig?

What where they thinking in creating a stupid pig to lollygag around and act stupid the whole time? She needs to get a life. Loser.

What's everyone talking about? This is a great thread.

In my opinion, Kermit is Miss Piggy's b*tch. He likes to be sub, and she's a dom. Big time. That's how they like it. Miss Piggy is most likely a transvestite, and helps Kermit with the abreaction of his latent (but very obvious) homosexuality. But that's just my opinion.

voodoo · Aug 25, 2006, 06:59 AM

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -

Kermit is the suck.

I don't think any of the Muppets 'sucks'. That's what made them so great. Sweetums didn't have much of a character, so I can't say I care either way if he was in an episode or not.

V

C.A.T.S. CEO · Aug 25, 2006, 07:03 AM

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -

Rawr. Indeed.

WTF!!? did you get that from Google!!?

Oisín · Aug 25, 2006, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

What made (makes?) the Muppets so magical is how great and likeable the characters are

– and this is where you gave it away far too blatantly that this is a spoof thread. You should go for the more subtle approach, besson, to see how many people you can lure in before jumping out from behind a bush and yelling, “PSYCH!” at them.

besson3c · Aug 25, 2006, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by voodoo

Miss Piggy is one of the very best, charming, deep and funny characters of the Muppet Show. I love that show

PS Animal, Kermit and Rowlf are the best!

V

Can't forget the Swedish Chef!

besson3c · Aug 25, 2006, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -

Kermit is the suck. I love the joke on his expense in "The Banana Sketch" episode though.

Now this guy I love:

What is that guy's name again? Sweetums?

besson3c · Aug 25, 2006, 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by Ulrich Kinbote

What's everyone talking about? This is a great thread.

In my opinion, Kermit is Miss Piggy's b*tch. He likes to be sub, and she's a dom. Big time. That's how they like it. Miss Piggy is most likely a transvestite, and helps Kermit with the abreaction of his latent (but very obvious) homosexuality. But that's just my opinion.

Astute analysis there Ulrich!

besson3c · Aug 25, 2006, 07:16 AM

Originally Posted by voodoo

I don't think any of the Muppets 'sucks'. That's what made them so great. Sweetums didn't have much of a character, so I can't say I care either way if he was in an episode or not.

V

Sweetums is cool because he looks like a hunk of crap and is always uptight and pissed about stuff

besson3c · Aug 25, 2006, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by Oisín

– and this is where you gave it away far too blatantly that this is a spoof thread. You should go for the more subtle approach, besson, to see how many people you can lure in before jumping out from behind a bush and yelling, “PSYCH!” at them.

Not a spoof thread, just practicing what mojo2/abe/Aberdeenwriter taught me about making love to my threads... being playful with them.

Occassionally when he's not writing essay after essay about how scared he is about some imminent threat, he writes legendary stuff.

Oisín · Aug 25, 2006, 08:10 AM

You mean you were serious when you said there were likeable characters on the Muppet Show?

BlueSky · Aug 25, 2006, 08:16 AM

I like Beaker. So eager to please and so always getting blown up.

Eug · Aug 25, 2006, 08:45 AM

The best music video of all time

besson3c · Aug 25, 2006, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by Oisín

You mean you were serious when you said there were likeable characters on the Muppet Show?

Sure, the fact that the show is filled with likable characters is part of what makes it so great!

analogika · Aug 25, 2006, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by Oisín

You mean you were serious when you said there were likeable characters on the Muppet Show?

Aside from Miss Piggy, I can't think of a single one that ISN'T.

"Hey Floyd, what'cha doin'?"

"I'm playing the blues, man."

"Why're you playin' the blues?"

"'Cuz I'm sad, man."

"Well, why're you sad, Floyd?"

"'Cuz I'm playin' the blues..."

besson3c · Aug 25, 2006, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by analogika

Aside from Miss Piggy, I can't think of a single one that ISN'T.

"Hey Floyd, what'cha doin'?"

"I'm playing the blues, man."

"Why're you playin' the blues?"

"'Cuz I'm sad, man."

"Well, why're you sad, Floyd?"

"'Cuz I'm playin' the blues..."

Yes, you are right, and that was a great reinactment!

Oisín · Aug 25, 2006, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by analogika

Aside from Miss Piggy, I can't think of a single one that ISN'T.

Hm, that’s odd. Apart (possibly, at a good stretch) from Miss Piggy, though not really, I can’t think of a single character on the Muppet Show that’s even remotely likeable.

That might be part of the reason why I never liked the show. I found each and every character in there annoying, headache-inducing, or just plain idiotic.

besson3c · Aug 25, 2006, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by Oisín

Hm, that’s odd. Apart (possibly, at a good stretch) from Miss Piggy, though not really, I can’t think of a single character on the Muppet Show that’s even remotely likeable.

That might be part of the reason why I never liked the show. I found each and every character in there annoying, headache-inducing, or just plain idiotic.

Even Cookie Monster?

Oisín · Aug 25, 2006, 10:35 AM

Yes. Even Cookie Monster. Though I remember finding the Cookie Monster more scary than annoying when I was very little. Now I just find him annoying, though.