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Meet the Nastiest Cat in The Entire Universe
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"The pet cat, who has been named Grumpy because of his exploits, started entering all the cat flaps on one street in the search for food."
"And when the surprised owners returned home, Grumpy leapt through the air at them, hissing at them and scratching their hands and arms."
"If you came home or woke up to see it, he would go crazy, bouncing off furniture at you before running out of the door."
Oh my. Maybe that dog that can drive will do Swindon a favor and run this cat over.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
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I bet it tastes like chicken...
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Join Date: May 2005
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awesome. wacky cats are the best
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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Aw. He sounds like fun.
I like kitties with attitude.
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I like a pussy that don't take no sh!t.
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Join Date: Feb 2000
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Snort. One of my cats used to be a hell of a lot crazier (you couldn't get within 6 feet without hissing and attempted scratching).
She's now a sweetheart. Admittedly, she does channel Satan on a regular basis, but we're on good terms with them.
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Don't try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
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Hah. Sounds like an awesome cat. 
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Union County, NJ
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And that is why cats are inherently more awesome than dogs.
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I like chicken
I like liver
Meow Mix, Meow Mix
Please de-liv-er
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by Lateralus
And that is why cats are inherently more awesome than dogs.
And plus, they taste more like chicken than dogs. 
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
And plus, they taste more like chicken than dogs.
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Tired of that obvious joke yet?
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Originally Posted by Lateralus
And that is why cats are inherently more awesome than dogs.
Agreed.
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
Tired of that obvious joke yet?
No. You ?
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
No. You ?
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Yep.
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
Yep.
Sorry to hear.
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^^^ So, does that turtle taste like chicken or what? I'm dying to know.
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Sorry to hear.
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Why you hearing voices again?
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by ::maroma::
^^^ So, does that turtle taste like chicken or what? I'm dying to know.
Yes, but more like dog-chicken than cat-chicken. You know what I mean.
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan
"The pet cat, who has been named Grumpy because of his exploits, started entering all the cat flaps on one street in the search for food."
"And when the surprised owners returned home, Grumpy leapt through the air at them, hissing at them and scratching their hands and arms."
"If you came home or woke up to see it, he would go crazy, bouncing off furniture at you before running out of the door."
You can cure that with a shovel.
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"She's gone from suck to blow!"
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
That kitty is a pussy!
My Squeaky would have ripped that bloke's neck open in two seconds flat. None of that letting him hold her or messing around at the end of the lead, she'd have gone straight for it.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
Why did he not shot that cat?
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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where's pooka when you need an authoritative analysis of cat behavior?
He's a kittly lover, last I heard.
edit: OMG...that *is* pooka's cat. Those people were probably sneaking up from behind it.
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
OK, that's pretty damn funny right there.
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Join Date: May 2001
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
Hahaha. Now that's an old old clip. From before the internets even
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Originally Posted by Face Ache
You can cure that with a shovel.
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Originally Posted by Face Ache
You can cure that with a shovel.
Muahahaha 
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Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
edit: OMG...that *is* pooka's cat. Those people were probably sneaking up from behind it.
Being a kitty lover (FROM BEHIND) is always a good way to drive your cat nuts.
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Hehe 
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My cat is gracious with other people, but she'll go crazy if she were to confront another animal.
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Originally Posted by demograph68
My cat is gracious with other people, but she'll go crazy if she were to confront another animal.
Yup that is like my Mitzi. She is suuuuuch a suck with people but any sort of other animal like cats/dogs/racoons and she goes exorcist on their ass.
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I don't think my cat has the energy to freak out like that.
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"Altruism is killing America. We who want to save America must repudiate this killer, root and branch. We must understand and explain to others that the acceptance of altruism necessitates the violation of individual rights... and that the arguments for altruism are baseless..."
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No THIS is a bad kitty!
pinky the cat (pinkey the cat available for adoption from the animal shelter) - video
Now that's funny!
I remenber my siamese cat called Eliot. One day one of my friend came to my house with his dog, a very sweet female cocker, he kinda forgot I had a siamese cat (they are quite ferocious when pissed). As much Eliot was a cute cudling & purring cat with humans, as soon as he saw the cocker he ran and jump on her head, hissing and scratching!!! poor cocker. Eliot was so fast nobody had time to react, even the dog. He was so ferocious that I litterally had to kick him off the dog's head. He jumped back a few feet away growling!!! Luckly the cocker wasn't badly hurt, her eyes were ok. But my friend was so pissed agaist my cat that he lelf he didn't spoke to me for a few months saying I had a crazy cat.
Make me think if small cat can get that ferocious just imagine a pissed tiger...
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