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Obi Wan's Ghost · Sep 6, 2006, 06:06 AM

Do you want to see the rest?

Big Mac · Sep 6, 2006, 06:11 AM

Link?

Obi Wan's Ghost · Sep 6, 2006, 06:14 AM

Originally Posted by Big Mac

Link?

You of all people responded first? Oy vey!!!!!!

Big Mac · Sep 6, 2006, 06:18 AM

Haha. But hey, there is no commandment prohibiting appreciation of the female form. I think I'm safe as long as I don't end up coveting Lohan. (And I don't really dig her that much at all, FWIW.) If I had a girlfriend right now it could be a different story from a Jewish standpoint.

blackbird_1.0 · Sep 6, 2006, 06:33 AM

shrugs* · Sep 6, 2006, 06:35 AM

She reminds me of a california grandma with a wig..?

Spook E · Sep 6, 2006, 06:50 AM

judging by the knees and thighs on her i don't think i want to see the rest.

WTFs up with her shoulder too? Looks like the guy in Robocop 2 that got the chemicals spilt on him before being run over by Robocop, exploding into a liquid goo!

Big Mac · Sep 6, 2006, 06:56 AM

She is (horribly) freckled. I don't care for too many redheds, either.

I wouldn't want to date a (relatively ugly) slut like that, but I do like them beaver shots. It may be among her nicer features. . .

Obi Wan's Ghost · Sep 6, 2006, 06:58 AM

Originally Posted by Spook E

judging by the knees and thighs on her i don't think i want to see the rest.

WTFs up with her shoulder too? Looks like the guy in Robocop 2 that got the chemicals spilt on him before being run over by Robocop, exploding into a liquid goo!

Mac OS X 10.5 Leopard Lohan

nredman · Sep 6, 2006, 06:58 AM

haha beaver

rickey939 · Sep 6, 2006, 07:15 AM

She has plenty of hair from what I can tell. And what is the deal with the snow ball about to hit her? It doesn't appear to be winter out.

ghporter · Sep 6, 2006, 08:01 AM

So where did this ambush photo come from? And where did YOU get the original (unedited) version?

For the record, I think there are far too few redheads in the world as it is, and that removing natural red hair, particularly THERE, is a bad thing overall. Blondes are more numerous, but they could leave some of the fluff too... Personal preference here, that's all.

goMac · Sep 6, 2006, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by Spook E

judging by the knees and thighs on her i don't think i want to see the rest.

Yuck. I was thinking the same thing...

Obi Wan's Ghost · Sep 6, 2006, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by ghporter

So where did this ambush photo come from? And where did YOU get the original (unedited) version?

Ding ding ding

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/li...h_20060905.php

iREZ · Sep 6, 2006, 11:09 AM

i just lost my appetite.

sek929 · Sep 6, 2006, 11:33 AM

She has a t**t, am I missing something? Vaginas on a whole don't look very appealing.

hyteckit · Sep 6, 2006, 11:33 AM

Gucci Gucci, Ya Ya, Tatas.

MindFad · Sep 6, 2006, 11:38 AM

How old is she again, 79?

IceEnclosure · Sep 6, 2006, 01:04 PM

eww, dang son

Stogieman · Sep 6, 2006, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by Obi Wan's Ghost

Ding ding ding

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/li...h_20060905.php

Ewww.... it looks like she got her balls waxed.

Lateralus · Sep 6, 2006, 01:18 PM

Tragic. She used to be so hot...

ghporter · Sep 6, 2006, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

She has a t**t, am I missing something? Vaginas on a whole don't look very appealing.

The vagina is the internal part-what's outside is called the vulva. And that's not what you see in this pose. That's the mons pubis and the labia majora. And this is nowhere near a "good pose" to appreciate the feminine form in that area.

To be honest, there aren't a lot of poses in which an ambush photographer (if you can call someone who takes ambush pictures a "photographer") could capture an attractive picture of much of the body at all. Posed photos are posed for this reason-moving while being photographed causes a lot of unintended changes in appearance.

subego · Sep 6, 2006, 03:29 PM

I just showed this to the GF who calls BS.

Lindsay Lohan's vagina gets busted - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

Dakar · Sep 6, 2006, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by ghporter

The vagina is the internal part-what's outside is called the vulva. And that's not what you see in this pose. That's the mons pubis and the labia majora.

And all the air was sucked out of the room.

mitchell_pgh · Sep 6, 2006, 05:35 PM

PS. The photo is a fake.

Dakar · Sep 6, 2006, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by mitchell_pgh

PS. The photo is a fake.

(All credit to whoever posted this originally)

Lateralus · Sep 6, 2006, 06:37 PM

One of the best episodes of Star Trek ever, BTW.

'In The Pale Moonlight'

The Godfather · Sep 6, 2006, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by Big Mac

If I had a girlfriend right now it could be a different story from a Jewish standpoint.

Huh? Is this a secular Jew joke?

Cody Dawg · Sep 6, 2006, 07:54 PM

A friend of mine has a gossip site and just to let everyone know, Lohan was NOT "bald." In an undoctored photo she clearly has pink underwear on:

The original undoctored photo of Lohan showing pink underwear.

Stogieman · Sep 6, 2006, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

A friend of mine has a gossip site and just to let everyone know, Lohan was NOT "bald." In an undoctored photo she clearly has pink underwear on:

The original undoctored photo of Lohan showing pink underwear.

Yeah, we know Cody. Subego had you beat by a good 5 hours.

Originally Posted by subego

I just showed this to the GF who calls BS.

Lindsay Lohan's vagina gets busted - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

sek929 · Sep 6, 2006, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by ghporter

The vagina is the internal part-what's outside is called the vulva. And that's not what you see in this pose. That's the mons pubis and the labia majora. And this is nowhere near a "good pose" to appreciate the feminine form in that area.

To be honest, there aren't a lot of poses in which an ambush photographer (if you can call someone who takes ambush pictures a "photographer") could capture an attractive picture of much of the body at all. Posed photos are posed for this reason-moving while being photographed causes a lot of unintended changes in appearance.

Thank you Captain Obvious.

Gossamer · Sep 6, 2006, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

Thank you Captain Obvious.

Might not have been so obvious to some...

Ghoser777 · Sep 6, 2006, 09:52 PM

Whatever happened to him?

KeriVit · Sep 6, 2006, 11:13 PM

I give up. I'm not looking at photos of anything, anywhere, anymore.

especially not like the first

Obi Wan's Ghost · Sep 7, 2006, 04:46 AM

Dyaaaamn! I have been fooled by a Photoshopper. The title of the thread still stand on close inspection

jckalen · Sep 7, 2006, 05:36 AM

I was kinda wondering how that area would be brighter considering it should be somewhat shadowed by her dress. That being said, the zipper on her purse looks more like a vagina (oh pardon me, a mons pubis and labia majora) than what the photoshopper tried to pass off. He should've cropped and super-imposed that. Either that or he should leave his mom's basement once in a while and actually try to MEET a girl.

Cody Dawg · Sep 7, 2006, 05:45 AM

Since this is a gratuitously gossipy thread, why not post pictures of Paris Hilton getting arrested for DUI this morning?

Maybe one of you has a crotch shot of that, too?

Obi Wan's Ghost · Sep 7, 2006, 05:55 AM

I know Ms Hilton's album got super hacked up and shopped

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.ph...ossip_links16/

Cody Dawg · Sep 7, 2006, 06:09 AM

Did you do it?

Actually, the hack is better than the original.

(Heck, even listening to William Hung would be better than Hilton's "music.")

ink · Sep 7, 2006, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by Lateralus

One of the best episodes of Star Trek ever, BTW.

'In The Pale Moonlight'

Yep.

DS9 is full of gems like that.

Dakar · Sep 7, 2006, 09:09 AM

Originally Posted by Lateralus

One of the best episodes of Star Trek ever, BTW.

'In The Pale Moonlight'

Yup.

real · Sep 7, 2006, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

She has a t**t, am I missing something? Vaginas on a whole don't look very appealing.

HUH!
I'm confused

Cody Dawg · Sep 7, 2006, 12:47 PM

Vaginas on a whole don't look very appealing.

I second the "HUH!"

Ever look at a set of testicles? I wouldn't call them "appealing" either.

Dakar · Sep 7, 2006, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

I second the "HUH!"

Ever look at a set of testicles? I wouldn't call them "appealing" either.

Not nuts about nuts?

Cody Dawg · Sep 7, 2006, 12:55 PM

Hardly. I'm just saying that there is no annual "Fanciest Testicles" contest or anything.

Dakar · Sep 7, 2006, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Hardly. I'm just saying that there is no annual "Fanciest Testicles" contest or anything.

You haven't scene the quality of braiding I've had done.

Cody Dawg · Sep 7, 2006, 12:57 PM

Okay, then!

Hey, here's an idea: Show us a picture, will ya?

Rumor · Sep 7, 2006, 01:05 PM

Oh great, I can see it now.

"The MacNN Beautiful Balls Contest"

Or

"The MacNN Terrific Testies Contest"

Dakar · Sep 7, 2006, 01:06 PM

Ask and ye shall receive.

Dakar · Sep 7, 2006, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by Rumor

Oh great, I can see it now.

"The MacNN Beautiful Balls Contest"

Or

"The MacNN Terrific Testies Contest"

"Are your Nuts a Knockout?"

"You can't handle my balls!"

"Super Sacs!"