[Kerrigan]

I can't believe this happened, I've never done anything like this before.

Basically, I bought a Klondike bar from a frozen-food vending machine, but two dropped down instead of the one. I think the tranny who was at the machine before me had paid for the Klondike, but by the time I got mine, he was nowhere in sight.

I would've given it to the tranny but I couldn't find him. So I ran home and ate both of them. Am I in deep sh*t or what? Please please help me out, I've never been in a situation like this before I swear.

[brassplayersrock²]

yes, you are going to go to hell. no ands ors or buts, you are indeed going to hell

[paul w]

Hey I wouldn't worry about it. I mean it would have just melted.

(I do however think trannies should be refered to as she, but that's just me).

[Kerrigan]

She looked very similar to this:

[amazing]

You have done nothing illegal. You put money in a machine, the machine gave you its product. Who knows, maybe the vending machine was offering a 2-for-1 sale?

Seriously: You paid the vending machine. Perhaps the vending machine malfunctioned, who can say? In any case, you're not at fault.

[rickey939]

[paul w]

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

She looked very similar to this:

I saw the previous pic. Is that even a tranny? What constitues a tranny? Is heels enough?

[BlueSky]

You need to fix your sullied karma. Go find a tranny and offer him your bar.

[Kerrigan]

What if I go up to a tranny and offer her a Klondike, and it's a cop? I could get in even more trouble.

[rickey939]

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

What if I go up to a tranny and offer her a Klondike, and it's a cop? I could get in even more trouble.

Drive by Klondiking is even worse though.

[BlueSky]

I didn't say Klondike, I said your bar.

[turtle777]

Well, keep us posted about your karma

-t

[Kerrigan]

I'm posting this from jail

[turtle777]

Is Cash around ?

-t