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besson3c · 10:08 AM

Please share your personal encounters with TIto Jackson.

Dakar² · Oct 25, 2006, 03:32 PM

Are you bored or trying to be annoying?

besson3c · Oct 25, 2006, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

Are you bored or trying to be annoying?

I like Tito Jackson, okay?

There are other threads that are not about Tito Jackson, maybe you should check them out....

here is one thread that is not about Tito Jackson, for instance

There are many others, just do a search for "threads not about Tito Jackson".

turtle777 · Oct 25, 2006, 03:54 PM

Turtle Jackson ?

Never heard of him

-t

BlueSky · 10:23 AM

oh poo

rickey939 · Oct 25, 2006, 04:33 PM

Bo Jackson...err, gobo, is rad.

Pendergast · Oct 25, 2006, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

I like Tito Jackson, okay?

There are other threads that are not about Tito Jackson, maybe you should check them out....

here is one thread that is not about Tito Jackson, for instance

There are many others, just do a search for "threads not about Tito Jackson".

What about ointment?

TheWOAT · Oct 25, 2006, 05:38 PM

Are you "serious" ?

besson3c · Oct 25, 2006, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by Pendergast

What about ointment?

I think that is the best hypothetical question you've ever asked!

And it is hypothetical, for those of you who didn't catch this... one of those great post-modern type questions.

Somebody should probably create another thread polling people on their ointment preferences though. I'm also interested in experimenting with new ointments, I'm sure I'm not alone.

I like ointment, okay? Is there something wrong with that?

besson3c · Oct 25, 2006, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by rickey939

Bo Jackson...err, gobo, is rad.

wasn't there also a baseball player named Bo Jackson?

I think we need pics of all of the Jacksons in question.

P.S. why were the Jackson Five called the Jackson Five? I never understood that.

::maroma:: · Oct 25, 2006, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

wasn't there also a baseball player named Bo Jackson?

I think we need pics of all of the Jacksons in question.

P.S. why were the Jackson Five called the Jackson Five? I never understood that.

Bo Jackson the football player is the same person as Bo Jackson the baseball player. He was an amazing athlete. Badass mofo.

And weren't there 5 Jacksons in the Jackson 5?

besson3c · Oct 25, 2006, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by ::maroma::

Bo Jackson the football player is the same person as Bo Jackson the baseball player. He was an amazing athlete. Badass mofo.

Was he related to Tito? They both have teh same last name, and are both badass, so I'd have to say yes.

And weren't there 5 Jacksons in the Jackson 5?

Yes, there were 5 Jacksons in the group, but if you are trying to suggest this relates to their name, I don't agree. If it did, they would be called "The 5 Jacksons", not "The Jackson Five". The "Jackson Five" doesn't make sense.

::maroma:: · Oct 25, 2006, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Was he related to Tito? They both have teh same last name, and are both badass, so I'd have to say yes.

I'm not sure, but its a possibility, purely based on badassness.

Originally Posted by besson3c

Yes, there were 5 Jacksons in the group, but if you are trying to suggest this relates to their name, I don't agree. If it did, they would be called "The 5 Jacksons", not "The Jackson Five". The "Jackson Five" doesn't make sense.

I think "The Five Jacksons" just doesn't have the same ring as "The Jackson 5". And then what about "The Fantastic Four"? Same deal.

besson3c · Oct 25, 2006, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by ::maroma::

I'm not sure, but its a possibility, purely based on badassness.

How could Tito and Bo be related to Michael jackson? That is so weird... MJ is definitely not bad ass at all (although his music used to be). Talk about the black sheep! I mean the white sheep!

I think "The Five Jacksons" just doesn't have the same ring as "The Jackson 5". And then what about "The Fantastic Four"? Same deal.

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree...

First of all, the Fantastic Four had a number 4 on their uniforms. Second of all, "fantastic" is an adjective in their name. Third of all, I think they were dumb to name themselves accordingly. If one of them dies, they would only be the Fantastic Three, and then all of their marketing would be a big waste. People would mistake the Fantastic Three for the Fantastic Four, except the Fantastic Four would no longer exist. This name could probably be claimed since it would no longer be used, and they would have to potentially complete with some other super mutants that get together and decide to call themselves the Fantastic Four.

P.S. Do you think that anybody in the Jackson Five is a super mutant?

Spliffdaddy · Oct 25, 2006, 06:55 PM

When I was in 6th grade I used to kick Tito's ass and take his lunch money.

I should probably look him up sometime. Ya know, it would be a more lucrative ass-kicking than it was years ago.

Kevin · Oct 25, 2006, 06:57 PM

AHAHHA BESSON MADE A THREAD ABOUT TITO JACKSON!~

YES HE DID!!

Pendergast · Oct 25, 2006, 07:25 PM

How about the Fantastic Badasses Jackson?

Railroader · Oct 25, 2006, 07:36 PM

+1*

*+ additional text to get past the "The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 3 characters" rule.

Dork. · Oct 25, 2006, 07:43 PM

Bo knows ointment!

Your Mama · Oct 25, 2006, 08:04 PM

The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 3 characters.

Is that new ?

SirCastor · Oct 25, 2006, 08:17 PM

Tito Jackson... What has he done recently?

olePigeon · Oct 25, 2006, 08:30 PM

Rick James > Tito Jackson

b*tch

Kevin · Oct 26, 2006, 06:35 AM

How come the Jacksons all had flat broad noses in the 70s?

Was it something that was cool then?

I don't think Tito would get plastic surgery....

Naw, naw

besson3c · Oct 26, 2006, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

When I was in 6th grade I used to kick Tito's ass and take his lunch money.

I should probably look him up sometime. Ya know, it would be a more lucrative ass-kicking than it was years ago.

That's because you're racist. I bet you wouldn't have kicked Michael Jackson's ass, just because he is white.

besson3c · Oct 26, 2006, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by Dork.

Bo knows ointment!

Bo knows Bo? Nice self-referential title...

Yeah, he should have called it "Bo knows ointment", that would have sold more copies (and make the ointment industry happy too).

Dakar² · Oct 26, 2006, 09:27 AM

He should have done a musical series, "Bo knows Oboe"

Cody Dawg · Oct 26, 2006, 09:33 AM

I wonder if Tito Jackson likes chicken soup as much as I do.

Hmmm...

Naw, probably not.

P.S., They should've named his sister Janet Tit-too Jackson in keeping with her Timberfake dress code at halftime football games.

Dakar² · Oct 26, 2006, 09:34 AM

Timberfake?

Cody Dawg · Oct 26, 2006, 09:36 AM

Ya know, Justin Timberfake.

Can't stand that guy even if is dating Cameron Diaz.

She'll probably dump Justin for Tito Jackson soon, tho.

Dakar² · Oct 26, 2006, 09:37 AM

I don't understand what makes him fake.

Edit: How good does that guy look for missing the Britney Spears trainwreck anyway?

rickey939 · Oct 26, 2006, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by Dork.

Bo knows ointment!

YouTube - Bo Jackson

Cody Dawg · Oct 26, 2006, 09:40 AM

The Britney Spears trainwreck?

Yeah, that's true. The train's name is "Kevin Federline."

Dakar² · Oct 26, 2006, 09:42 AM

Don't you mean... PopoZao?

Cody Dawg · Oct 26, 2006, 09:47 AM

Yeah, Dakar.

besson3c · Oct 26, 2006, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Ya know, Justin Timberfake.

Can't stand that guy even if is dating Cameron Diaz.

She'll probably dump Justin for Tito Jackson soon, tho.

Are they Liberal eliteists?

kick52 · Oct 26, 2006, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

Are you bored or trying to be annoying?

i think he is both.

:-)

besson3c · Oct 26, 2006, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by kick52

i think he is both.

:-)

Hey man, I helped you with your .htaccess stuff... the least you can do is show a little love for my man Tito!

kick52 · Oct 26, 2006, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Hey man, I helped you with your .htaccess stuff... the least you can do is show a little love for my man Tito!

hahaha.

i have know idea who he is... but.. i, umm.. LOVE HIM!!!!

YEAH!!!

Gossamer · Oct 26, 2006, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

P.S., They should've named his sister Janet Tit-too Jackson in keeping with her Timberfake dress code at halftime football games.

Wow...you're now on par with the 11 year olds that use terms like 'Micro-SUCK' and 'Winblows.'

Originally Posted by besson3c

Are they Liberal eliteists?

That is the only funny line in this thread

Dakar² · Oct 26, 2006, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by Gossamer

'Winblows.'

*giggles*

besson3c · Oct 26, 2006, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by kick52

hahaha.

i have know idea who he is... but.. i, umm.. LOVE HIM!!!!

YEAH!!!

He was part of the Jackson Five, and this is how he looks:

'nuff said.

besson3c · Oct 26, 2006, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by Gossamer

Wow...you're now on par with the 11 year olds that use terms like 'Micro-SUCK' and 'Winblows.'

Or like that time when I called you "Gossabutt"?

Heheh.. good times...

Gossamer · Oct 26, 2006, 10:04 AM

Was that you?? I swear Cody did something like that too.

Dork. · Oct 26, 2006, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Heheh.. good times...

Dakar² · Oct 26, 2006, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by Dork.

God, what a horrible show. And TV Land seems to taunt me with it incessantly.

One a curious note, I was surprised to find it had an episode dealing with atheism.

Cody Dawg · Oct 26, 2006, 10:07 AM

I would never employ "butt" in any nickname given to someone.

Ass maybe, but not butt.

Dakar² · Oct 26, 2006, 10:08 AM

That's right. Once you get out of grade school, all taunts are upgraded from butt to ass.

besson3c · Oct 26, 2006, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

I would never employ "butt" in any nickname given to someone.

Ass maybe, but not butt.

But what happens when you are trying to spell "but" and you accidently type "butt"? What happens when you are talking about cigerette butts, or being the butt of jokes, and somebody thinks you are talking about their nickname? What if somebody's nickname already had the word "butt" in it? What happens if you are typing "butter", but your "e" and "r" keys aren't working very well, and you accidently click the "submit" button, and somebody thinks you are talking about their nickname?

It could happen.

besson3c · Oct 26, 2006, 10:12 AM

Anyway, perhaps we should stop talking about butts and asses and return to talking about Tito Jackson? Unless you wanted to pay homage to his ass...

Cody Dawg · Oct 26, 2006, 10:13 AM

I bet Tito Jackson has these in his living room.