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Male Restroom Etiquette
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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I think thats The Movies, not the sims
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we don't have time to stop for gas
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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Dayton, OH
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just dont try and talk to me while we're in there.
that will be all.
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They didn't completely cover etiquette for the bathroom stalls. If someone's already in the end stall for instance, don't go to the one right next to it to drop a deuce. Not cool.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Manchester, UK
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Here's another Youtube link on a similar topic. I love this one. I think the original in Australian (which I can't find). THis one is dubbed in French, but it's a visual joke anyway.

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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Utah
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Isn't there a caveot for in-between innings at a ball game? One that allows for all urinals to be in simultaneous use? If not, then pretty much all ballparks are breaking the social contract..
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Frickersville
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is it just me, or does anyone else hate the trough
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Join Date: Jun 2000
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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yeah i always get stagefright when i use the trough at a stadium. nothing like 20 guys next to you and 20 more behind you waiting to take a leak
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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's."
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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I hate public urinals. Always use the booth.
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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I don't mind urinals though I hate it if I get pee shy. Used to happen more than it doe snow. That said the other day I was using a urinal and some drunk guy comes up beside me and is like, "Well some things don't shrink in the cold" and I was like... AHHHH and ran out. Sorry creepy old should not be allowed to say things like that in the bathroom. And if you're a creepy old guy don't put your towel around your shoulders and start talking to me in the change room at the gym!
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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I have no opinion at all on the matter. 
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we don't have time to stop for gas
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Case 1:
A( ) B( ) C(X) D( ) E(X) F( )
In this situation, A is the obvious choice. If you don't immediately see that on your own, maybe you should ask yourself if you're really in the appropriate restroom.
Case 2:
A(X) B( ) C( ) D( ) E( ) F( )
The best choice here is F, but E works, too. Both are far enough away from A, but at F you're less likely to end up next to a guy who doesn't know what he's doing.
Case 3:
A( ) B( ) C( ) D( ) E( ) F( )
You might think it doesn't matter here, when actually 2 factors come into play. A is a good choice, as you're next to a wall and thus half as likely to have an incoming neighbor than in any of B-E. But if you know your men's room layouts, you'll know that F is a better choice for the well-endowed man. This point is moot in the case of shoulder-to-floor style pissers, but you all know that when you're facing suspended wall-mounted pissers, F is the kiddy korner. This means that F is down around knee-level, where the well-endowed man hangs naturally.
Case 4:
A( ) B(X) C( ) D(X) E( ) F(X)
There's no avoiding a neighbor in this case, but choice A has only one neighbor instead of two, and so is the preferred choice.
Case 5:
A( ) B(X) C( ) D( ) E(X) F(X)
This may be seen as splitting hairs, but choices A or C somehow connote choosing to be next to man B, which is frowned upon in male urinal rituals. The only remaining choice is D.
Case 6:
A(X) B(X) C( ) D( ) E(X) F(X)
There's really no correct urinal choice in this case. All you can do is to pretend like you never really had to go. Go to the sinks, check your hair, wash your hands, and leave. You can come back before it gets urgent. If you're in an urgent situation and face case 6, continue walking and choose a real stall, where you can do your business behind a closed door.
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Originally Posted by philm
Here's another Youtube link on a similar topic. I love this one. I think the original in Australian (which I can't find). THis one is dubbed in French, but it's a visual joke anyway.
That's pretty damn funny, actually. I speak enough French so I understand what they're saying. Funny.
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Senior User
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Austin, Texas
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Haha! I highly enjoyed that  Wonderful little video.
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Originally Posted by Peter
I think thats The Movies, not the sims
It is a Sims mod, as specificed at the end of the credits.
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