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the one second condom
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Nashville, TN
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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later"
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Join Date: Mar 2001
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How long does a regular one take, 3 seconds?
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Interesting idea. Women seem to fumble around with the standard issue condom, so this condom would shave a good 30 seconds off the procedure. Not that I don't mind 30 seconds of fumbling... 
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Originally Posted by BRussell 
How long does a regular one take, 3 seconds?
I've got it down to 16 minutes. It's still a seven person job, mind.
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Sydney
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haha, love how the size of the stunt willy.
MM
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jul 2005
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OK, I just visited the link. What's all this...
Do you lose your "happiness" thanks to your inability to apply a condom quickly?
...about?
Haven't they heard of viagra or something? Get me some of the spam filters they're using!
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Los Angeles
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oohlala. better than using a regular condom and getting the lube-y everywhere. 
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Moderator  Join Date: Feb 2006
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I prefer the oral applicator I use.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Join Date: Mar 2001
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Originally Posted by MM-o4
haha, love how the size of the stunt willy.
MM
It is pretty small, isn't it.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2001
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If the time it takes to put on a normal condom is enough to slow you down or stop you, then you aren't trying hard enough or don't want it enough.
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Good, I was getting embarrassed that getting the condom on was taking longer than the actual intercourse.
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Join Date: May 2001
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"Anyone can llok cool putting one on , but getting one off, not so much"
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With some loud music + a friend to chat nearby you can get alot done. - but jezz, I'd avoid it if I had the choice---- If only real people came with Alpha Channels.......:)
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Brantford, ON. Canada
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I could have used this 6 months ago when I was actually having sex. I hate being married 
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Moderator Join Date: Feb 2006
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Originally Posted by kmkkid
I could have used this 6 months ago when I was actually having sex. I hate being married
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Addicted to MacNN
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Originally Posted by kmkkid
I could have used this 6 months ago when I was actually having sex. I hate being married
More like 
Actually, after watching the video of how it works, it's pretty cool! If it means less stupid people will breed, I'm all for it!
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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Moderator Join Date: Feb 2006
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Originally Posted by Eriamjh
If it means less stupid people will breed, I'm all for it!
It's too bad that it seems only the smart ones are using them. 
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Wonder how durable the packaging is
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I GOT WASTED WITH PHIL SHERRY!!!
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: adequate, thanks.
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Am I the only one who considers that cracking sound awful? Gives me the creeps. Besides, I prefer the mouth-applicaton, although I've only met one woman who could actually do the trick…
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Originally Posted by andreas_g4
Am I the only one who considers that cracking sound awful? Gives me the creeps. Besides, I prefer the mouth-applicaton, although I've only met one woman who could actually do the trick…
How much she charge ya?
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Professional Poster
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Originally Posted by TheWOAT
How much she charge ya?
Dedication.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
I've got it down to 16 minutes. It's still a seven person job, mind.
Only seven? You must be skimping, Doofy. I prefer the procedure that requires an even dozen (myself included, of course). It takes longer, but you get a higher quality product when you do everything right.
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Glenn -----
OTR/L, MOT, Tx
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Nov 2005
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I emailed the site to my best friend and I got this email back from her a while later:
Subject: That condom video you sent me
Well I responded saying this:
I like that they used a rather large, black penis in the demo.
A few hours later I get this response from this 55 year old woman from my theatre workshop this weekend:
Not catching the 'large black penis in the demo' comment.
Somehow I sent that response to her instead of you.
Now I've got some serious 'splaining to do.
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"She's gone from suck to blow!"
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Dec 2001
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If you think a condom takes too long to put on, you have some serious issues that are likely having a significant impact on your life. You need professional help, not a faster condom!
That said, if it makes more people actually use them, then good.
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Moderator Join Date: Feb 2006
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Originally Posted by Doofy
I've got it down to 16 minutes. It's still a seven person job, mind.
Made me think of this
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Originally Posted by The Godfather
She must be tooth-less.
Nope, just a pro…
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
I emailed the site to my best friend and I got this email back from her a while later:
I just laughed out loud.
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Mac Elite
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Well I think it's pretty awsome. I like that they are way stretchier looking than the standard ones... it's always an effort to get condoms on because they are so tight. If my wife could put that on me in one second, I think that would be great.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Originally Posted by torsoboy
it's always an effort to get condoms on because they are so tight.
They come in sizes...
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