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So if you could put a badge on your Porsche that said anything you want...
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http://www.nameyourporsche.com/
5 letters for $450, more letters are extra.
Credit to them for thinking of the idea, I'm sure there are people who would pay $450 to have their name on their Porsche.
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"My other penis has E.D."
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Mac Elite
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"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
With a Porsche, the pricks are on the inside."
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"'Jelly Hat' sounds silly," I told Prince. "How about something poetic, like 'Raspberry Beret.'"
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I don't think I would want to get rid of whatever was there before. Maybe the Boxster...
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I think I'd just like the Porsche, thank you.
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Clinically Insane
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"My other car's not an overpriced piece of ****."
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Mac Elite
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"only in America"
or
"I can't believe its not butter"
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Mac Elite
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"My wife has fake boobs."
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Mac Elite
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"I love bush"
Then I'd make sure I only took it to GOP meetings.
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Professional Poster
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I saw a Mercedes the other day with the license plate 'MRCEDES'. Perhaps that was for the people that couldn't see the logo?
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Mac Elite
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Originally Posted by wallinbl 
I saw a Mercedes the other day with the license plate 'MRCEDES'. Perhaps that was for the people that couldn't see the logo?
Perhaps it meant Mr Cedes?
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Though I do not own Porsche and probably never will, I would like to see following words:
there is always hope
(Last edited by Hash; Nov 13, 2006 at 07:29 AM.
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I would never dare to put anything that tasteless on my Porsche … if I had one 
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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Originally Posted by Hash
Perhaps it meant Mr Cedes?
Even worse!
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Originally Posted by Cipher13
"My other car's not an overpriced piece of ****."
Where'd you find one of those?
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"My other car is a Porsche"
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Originally Posted by ajprice
Doesn't that say "don't date me - I'm more trouble than I'm worth (unless you're a gold digger)"?
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Originally Posted by wallinbl
Doesn't that say "don't date me - I'm more trouble than I'm worth (unless you're a gold digger)"?
Yes, but the Porsche wasn't wide enough so thats the short version!
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Originally Posted by Cipher13
"My other car's not an overpriced piece of ****."
You don't know much about cars, right?
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I'd probably just get a Darwin fish humping a Jesus fish.
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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"Soon to be my ex-wife's"
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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"...and this is only my daily driver"
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Moderator  Join Date: Jun 2000
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Originally Posted by Dakar²
"4 inches strong"
that car commercial with all the people with expensive cars yelling their insecurities is hilarious...i forgot what car that was for.
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"I paid and enormous amount of money for a piece of plastic made by Porsche".
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Originally Posted by Railroader
"I paid and enormous amount of money for a piece of plastic made by Porsche".
is the engine not made my Porsche?
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Originally Posted by Jolt21
is the engine not made my Porsche?
A Boxter is barely a Porsche. I put they Cayenne more squarely inside of what is a Porsche. What can I say? They like money.
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Originally Posted by Jolt21
that car commercial with all the people with expensive cars yelling their insecurities is hilarious...i forgot what car that was for.
Volkswagen Jetta IIRC.
Edit: No, VW Passat
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Originally Posted by Tuoder
A Boxter is barely a Porsche. I put they Cayenne more squarely inside of what is a Porsche. What can I say? They like money.
A Boxter is a Porsche, a Cayenne, on the other hand …  fugly
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Posting Junkie
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A Cayenne is the closest thing to a perfect road-going SUV around. They are very nice, and when you drive one, it is impossible to not know that you're driving a Porsche. Same with the Boxster.
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by Mastrap
You don't know much about cars, right?
I think they have like a 5,000% import tax on foreign cars down there in Oz or something.
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"One armed, one legged driver"
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2005
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I bought my wife a Porsche.
Damn thing swallowed a valve last year.
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All men are created equal, but what they do after that point puts them on a sliding scale.
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Originally Posted by Jolt21
is the engine not made my Porsche?
I am talking about the chintzy piece of plastic emblem, not the entire car.
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"My car is better than yours"
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Originally Posted by OreoCookie
A Boxter is a Porsche, a Cayenne, on the other hand … fugly
I like fast, even if it is ugly. I still love the Subaru Impreza WRX STi.
That grill makes me want to vomit. But I still likes it.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
I think they have like a 5,000% import tax on foreign cars down there in Oz or something.
Yeah, still. Doesn't make a 911 a bad car. Expensive maybe, a bad car not so much.
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I'd go with:
"Pinch Me"
Because I'm pretty sure if I had a Porsche to put it on, I'd be in a dream.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Originally Posted by Mastrap
Yeah, still. Doesn't make a 911 a bad car. Expensive maybe, a bad car not so much.
Of course. 911s are amazing cars (well, maybe not so much with the 997 - it's a bit watered down these days).
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Originally Posted by Mastrap
You don't know much about cars, right?
I know enough.
When it comes to a sports car, what's important?
Looks, comfort, performance. Not necessarily in that order.
Comfort? Sure, it's probably nice inside. Comfort isn't hard to do.
Performance? I'm sure it goes okay. No better than a GTI for 1/4 the cost, mind you.
Looks? Jesus ****ing christ, they are the ugliest mother****ing things I've ever seen. I wouldn't be caught dead in one.
Anyway, gimme a 4.5" jacked TJ sitting on 35's any day - something actually recreationally useful, as opposed to "ooh look, I can do 0-100 in 4.3 seconds - wait, wait, another red light...".
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Originally Posted by Tuoder
I like fast, even if it is ugly. I still love the Subaru Impreza WRX STi.
That grill makes me want to vomit. But I still likes it.
If I have the choice between an ugly fast car and a sexy fast car, hmmm 
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A true sports car has only 2 seats.
4 seats is a family car.
Oh and on the Porsche, My Other Car Is An Airplane
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