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Paris Hilton Vomits While Attempting To Sing Own Song
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Paris Hilton shocked revelers at a Las Vegas nightclub when she got up to perform but ended up vomiting on stage instead. Singer Joshua Radin was among the guests who went to a nightclub to hear rapper Shawn 'Jay-Z' Carter perform and found himself sitting next to the socialite-turned-singer. Radin writes on his MySpace page, "Paris Hilton was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good five hours. Now don't get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every six minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing eighteen inches from us." Radin writes that when Jay-Z left the stage, "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from (a) Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves..." Radin adds, "I find the music business charming."
Yep. I nearly vomited when I heard her sing too. The only reason I didn't is because I have a rock hard constitution.
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I like my women like I like my vomit.
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Originally Posted by Dakar² 
I like my women like I like my vomit.
Wet, steamy, and all over your lap?
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On the floor and full of alcohol.
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Where is a low quality YouTube video when you really need one? Kramer has a melt down and it is all over the 'net. Paris vomits and no one gets it on video! There is no justice in the world.
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Originally Posted by Dakar²
I like my women like I like my vomit.
Smelly, rancid, and a little bit chunky?
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Oh whatever. I'm sure we've all done worse when drunk.
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Paris! Now she's the kind of girl you can take home to Mom!
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
Oh whatever. I'm sure we've all done worse when drunk.
No. I can definitely say I've never done worse than throwing up in front of a crowd of people while trying to lip sync my own song.
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Psh, she probably screwed up her bulimia schedule.
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Originally Posted by Cadaver
Paris! Now she's the kind of girl you can take home to Mom!
I brought a slutty drunk girl home one time. My mom wasn't impressed. She said something like "get that slutty drunk girl out of my house".
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Originally Posted by faragbre967
No. I can definitely say I've never done worse than throwing up in front of a crowd of people while trying to lip sync my own song.
That's only because you've never been given the opportunity.
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Youtube or it didn't happen 
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In all fairness... I've never done anything like that when drunk... I've never been drunk.
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Originally Posted by starman
Youtube or it didn't happen
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Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
I brought a slutty drunk girl home one time. My mom wasn't impressed. She said something like "get that slutty drunk girl out of my house".
You left out the "I don't care if she's your cousin" part at the end. 
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Originally Posted by PowerPc = Pwnage
Psh, she probably screwed up her bulimia schedule.
 
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
Oh whatever. I'm sure we've all done worse when drunk.
Ummm, nope, can't say that I have. 
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Originally Posted by Dork.
You left out the "I don't care if she's your cousin" part at the end.
Pfftt, the only person I've met that married their cousin (2nd cousin) is my neighbor, and he's from Massachusetts.
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
Oh whatever. I'm sure we've all done worse when drunk.
Yeah. I woke up to Paris Hilton beside me in bed one morning.
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Originally Posted by MacNStein
Pfftt, the only person I've met that married their cousin (2nd cousin) is my neighbor, and he's from Massachusetts.
You're right, it would have been funnier if the quote was "I don't care if she's your sister."
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Originally Posted by Doofy
and why is this newsworthy?
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Originally Posted by houstonmacbro
and why is this newsworthy?
Because it's amusing and she is a person of note.
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she could afford better coke
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Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
I brought a slutty drunk girl home one time. My mom wasn't impressed. She said something like "get that slutty drunk girl out of my house".
Maybe she thought the goat would poop in the house?
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Originally Posted by kmkkid
Yeah. I woke up to Paris Hilton beside me in bed one morning.
Really? I don't believe you.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Really? I don't believe you.
On TV
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Originally Posted by kmkkid
On TV
Paris Hilton was lying on your TV?
Now I really don't believe you, big and cushy TV or not.
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coke makes most people have weak stomaches.
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I like to imagine that it was a full power projectile vomit. The kind that leaves food particles in your sinuses. That would be awesome.
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Allow me to note that This thread is useless without video.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
I had to read that through three times before I realised you claimed to have a rock-hard constitution, not a rock-hard constipation.
On topic, though: is that Radin really sure she was throwing up? I’m sure her singing might easily be mistaked for projectile vomiting.
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Don't most people vomit AFTER hearing Paris sing?
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The vomiting part probably made her singing at least a little more bearable.
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Originally Posted by himself
The vomiting part probably made her singing at least a little more bearable.
I'd rather be puked on by Paris Hilton than be sang to by Paris Hilton.
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I think it's cool that she had the balls to get up on stage, knowing full well how drunk she was. She doesn't care what happens to her or what other people think.
A lot of celebrities take themselves too seriously these days, constantly worrying about their image. At
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan
I think it's cool that she had the balls to get up on stage, knowing full well how drunk she was.
Women don't have balls.
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This has to be said:
THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICTURES!
Thank you.
Paris is no doubt the lowest "celebrity" evar. That includes Britney with baby on lap, Fergie who forgot to visit the loo and anyone else in the universe. I'd be afraid if she was anywhere near me that something bad would happen to me. Yuck.
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Tina Fey... you are such a mean girl...
Howard Stern: What is Paris Hilton like?
Tina Fey: She's a piece of ****. The people at SNL were like maybe she'll be fun, maybe she won't take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She's unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close.
Howard Stern: Was she bad on SNL, was she hard to deal with?
Tina Fey: She was awful. People never come in and say "I'm not doing that." So, this guy Jim Downey wrote a really really funny sketch, it was supposed to be Lorne Michaels just finding out that she had a sex tape and telling her she couldn't host the show because SNL has standards... So she was like "I'm not doing it!" and refused to come out of her dressing room. Also, you would walk down the hall and find what just looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs... Her hair is like a Fraggle.
Howard Stern: Did she give you ideas for sketches?
Tina Fey: Yeah, she wanted to make fun of all the girls she hates. She was like "I want to play Jessica Simpson, I hate her." She would come in the room and say "you should do a show about Jessica Simpson because she's fat."
Howard Stern: What was the bet you guys had going about her?
Tina Fey: The cast had a bet if she would ask anyone on the cast anything about themselves, you know like how are you? where are you from? anything. I think Seth Meyers won because at one point, she asked him if Maya Rudolf was Italian.
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I guess she felt music could make her fat...
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Originally Posted by Salty
In all fairness... I've never done anything like that when drunk... I've never been drunk.
Hey, you should try it some time. Perhaps you should go to a gay bar for it, then you could have like a whole night of firsts.
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Paris Hilton just needs to retire and never be seen or heard again.
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The sad part is that that's probably the most entertaining and creative thing she's ever done.
She definetly going places from here on forward...(rehab that is).
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