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Silly Phone Pranks Post Yours
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Nashville, TN
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call a female friend ask them what hangs down and has a small penis?
answer a bat
then ask them what hangs up and has a big penis?
then hang up
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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later"
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Toronto
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You don't have many female friends, right?
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Madison, WI
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Originally Posted by Mastrap 
You don't have any female friends, right?
fixed.
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Nashville, TN
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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later"
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: England | San Francisco
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Originally Posted by Mastrap
You don't have any friends, right?
fixed
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we don't have time to stop for gas
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vacation.
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I got someone the other week with this one...
Me (earnestly): "I'm a bit embarrassed about this, but you know when you have a bit of drunk incontinence and you end up peeing in your pants?"
Them: "Yes"
Me: "What's it like? I'm just wondering 'coz it's never happened to me."
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: England | San Francisco
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waahahhaa thats awesome doofy 
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we don't have time to stop for gas
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Addicted to MacNN  Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Cooperstown '09
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