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no matter how ugly you are, if you are a musician you'll get a hot chick to marry you.
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He was the guitarist for Marilyn Manson (Johnny 5) and she is a famous internet whore.
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Kevin, you didn't answer his question. 
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I am pretty sure she is 
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There's something up with her cheekbones...I think they're actually tumors.
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Aria proves the maxim: the hotter the chick, the softer the porn.
EDIT: screw it.
(Last edited by lpkmckenna; Dec 14, 2006 at 03:31 PM.
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Baninated
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Check that link again lpk.
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Originally Posted by Kevin 
no matter how ugly you are, if you are a musician you'll get a hot chick to marry you.
Objection!
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Originally Posted by Kevin
Check that link again lpk.
Looks fine to me.
EDIT: now it looks messed up.
EDIT2: fixed.
(Last edited by lpkmckenna; Dec 14, 2006 at 03:11 PM.
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Oh, I didn't recognize her with clothes on.
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Posting Junkie
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Aria is not hot. At least, no hotter than that thing on the left.
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I GOT WASTED WITH PHIL SHERRY!!!
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Posting Junkie
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Crying into his underwear.
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Originally Posted by lpkmckenna
Objection!
Oh we both know he could have gotten WAAAY hotter. Those two hooked up BEFORE Nirvana hit it big.
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Originally Posted by analogika
Aria is not hot. At least, no hotter than that thing on the left.
^^^ blind or gay ^^^
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Originally Posted by lpkmckenna
Objection!
Cobain / Love
Kev said "musician", not "destroyer of all that is good".
(I hold Cobain personally responsible of the demise of hair metal. Which meant the demise of large amounts of chicks in spandex pants.)
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Oh, and Aria is a tank. Thought I'd say it to save Cipher from having to type anything.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Kev said "musician", not "destroyer of all that is good".
(I hold Cobain personally responsible of the demise of hair metal. Which meant the demise of large amounts of chicks in spandex pants.)
And the Ozone Layer breathed a sigh of relief.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Kev said "musician", not "destroyer of all that is good".
(I am glad Cobain is responsible of the demise of hair metal. Which meant the demise of large amounts of dudes in spandex pants.)
Fixed that for you.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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So, where's the hot chick in that photo?
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Why is there always money for war, but none for education?
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Originally Posted by Kevin
no matter how ugly you are, if you are a musician you'll get any gaping snatch to marry you.
Fixed™
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"Altruism is killing America. We who want to save America must repudiate this killer, root and branch. We must understand and explain to others that the acceptance of altruism necessitates the violation of individual rights... and that the arguments for altruism are baseless..."
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Originally Posted by Doofy
I hold Cobain personally responsible of the demise of hair metal.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
 To each his own, I guess.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Exactly how many there were men?
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I suspect Doofy has a mullet.
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we don't have time to stop for gas
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Originally Posted by kmkkid
I suspect Doofy has a mullet.
If he does, I am sure he is getting payed a shitload to have one.
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Originally Posted by Kevin
If he does, I am sure he was getting payed a shitload to have one back when they were still remotely in style twenty years ago.
Agreed, except that I'm not sure that's how I'd spell "paid".
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I seriously had to examine the photo for thirty seconds before I could figure out which was supposed to be the hot chick. He looks a bit girly and she looks a bit mannish.
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Chuck
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"Instead of either 'multi-talented' or 'multitalented' use 'bisexual'."
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She looks like she's hiding chipmunks in her cheeks.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Originally Posted by kmkkid
I suspect Doofy has a mullet.
Sorry to disappoint, kiddies, but Doof is currently sporting a "Zakk". Although the beard's gonna have to go 'coz it's just annoying me now.
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Originally Posted by analogika
Agreed, except that I'm not sure that's how I'd spell "paid".
Yeah bad habit. I even know better.
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I'll use this sad ocassion to repost my Aria limerick
You're a remarkable girl, Miss Aria.
With a body that could cause mild hysteria
That face. That physique.
You are truely unique.
If it weren't for my girlfriend I'd marry ya.
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And now, a haiku:
A frightening sight
I really wish I could tell
Which one is the guy
(Edited to remove suckiness)
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Aria married that dude? I apologize on behalf of Miamians, as miss—I'm sorry, Mrs.—Aria is. I hate to be judgmental on appearances alone, but he looks like a real jerk-off.
Anyone tell Diller yet? His poor little heart.  I imagine, as long as she keeps doing what she does ... well, Dillz might be able to cope.
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He is funny looking, but so is Aria.
No marriage, but this combo was the more interesting one:
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Posting Junkie
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Kev said "musician", not "destroyer of all that is good".
(I hold Cobain personally responsible of the demise of hair metal. Which meant the demise of large amounts of chicks in spandex pants.)
He also ended the era of guitar solos. The ****.
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I could take Sean Connery in a fight... I could definitely take him.
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I hold Cobain personally responsible of the demise of hair metal. Which meant the demise of large amounts of chicks in spandex pants.
Is that necessarily a bad thing?
 
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Originally Posted by Kevin
Oh we both know he could have gotten WAAAY hotter.
I don't know...kinda hard to pick up the hotties with a gaping hole in your head...
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Originally Posted by Kevin
no matter how ugly you are, if you are a musician you'll get a hot chick to marry you.
I thought of this combination when you said that...
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"It's weird the way 'finger puppets' sounds ok as a noun..."
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Originally Posted by Eug Wanker
Is that necessarily a bad thing?
Doesn't like Aria. Doesn't like Van Halen. Dude, be gay on your own time.
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Once his hair goes back to normal he could actually look quite handsome that guy.
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He is one of the FEW guitarists that Manson has had that can actually play.
He has also played in country bands, and played with David Lee Roth before Manson.
Now he is doing his own thing.
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Originally Posted by KeyLimePi
Doesn't like Aria. Doesn't like Van Halen. Dude, be gay on your own time.
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Originally Posted by KeyLimePi
I'll use this sad ocassion to repost my Aria limerick
You're a remarkable girl, Miss Aria.
With a body that could cause mild hysteria
That face. That physique.
You are truely unique.
If it weren't for my girlfriend I'd marry ya.
There was a young woman named Aria
Whose hole was the size of Bulgaria
With boobies that sag
and a face like a hag
it took an ugly douche-bag to marry ya!
Thanks for the inspiration!  
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Originally Posted by voodoo
He also ended the era of guitar solos. The ****.
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They are coming back as we speak. It's of not coincidence Ibanez is re-releasing the DSY 550.
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