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The new Chrysler Minivan! Leaked! :D
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Well... here it is:
http://www.autoblog.com/photos/2008-...and-country-1/
I think it's pretty good looking. In fact, I'd roll in one if someone gave me one. That I'd ever buy a minivan*, is very very unlikely considering how many awesome station wagons are out there. The new engines are supposed to be pretty peppy too.
*: I WOULD buy an old turbo minivan from the late 80s. 
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Yuck, it looks all 80's boxy. They might has well put a strip of wood panel down the side.
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It's ugly and looks like someone couldn't make up their mind between designing a minivan or an SUV.
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But SWG, boxy is 'in' right now. Curvy = wimpy in today's design fashion.
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Originally Posted by Dakar²
It's ugly and looks like someone couldn't make up their mind between designing a minivan or an SUV.
Good. Maybe a few thousand SUV buyers, since SUV buyers are so ignorant anyway, will fall for one of these instead of a deathmobile with high CG and soft roof and a stiff frame that kills everybody in the other vehicle.
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I don't like minivans, this one is no exception. Although, if I had a family, I'm sure this thing would be perfect.
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So what's new? The paint and tinted windows?
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Gross, I forgot about those
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Originally Posted by centerchannel68
Good. Maybe a few thousand SUV buyers, since SUV buyers are so ignorant anyway, will fall for one of these instead of a deathmobile with high CG and soft roof and a stiff frame that kills everybody in the other vehicle.
Good luck with that. Why would they buy a wannabe SUV?
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It's got nothing over a Odyssey.

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Damn, that is slick. (For a minivan)
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Does one have to provide proof of vasectomy at the dealer's or do they usually take your word for it?
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Originally Posted by mdc
That looks like a corola now.
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I'm going to have to echo Dark Helmet and Dakar's first comments; that is one ugly minivan that hasn't decided whether it wants to be in the 80s or an SUV.
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Originally Posted by Dakar²
Good luck with that. Why would they buy a wannabe SUV?
Because most SUV owners are wannabes anyway. Only 5% of them ever go off the road, EVER.
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Originally Posted by Dakar²
Damn, that is slick. (For a minivan)
That's a station wagon. Not a minivan.
Hence why I'd never buy a minivan.... too many good wagons out there.
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Originally Posted by centerchannel68
Because most SUV owners are wannabes anyway. Only 5% of them ever go off the road, EVER.
The majority of SUVs sold now can't go offroad anyway. Since when has that been a requirement of an SUV driver?
Now a Jeep driver, that's another story... 
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Originally Posted by centerchannel68
Because most SUV owners are wannabes anyway. Only 5% of them ever go off the road, EVER.
So they're gonna buy that wannabe minivan because they're wannabes? Good luck with that.
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Originally Posted by centerchannel68
That's a station wagon. Not a minivan.
Hence why I'd never buy a minivan.... too many good wagons out there.
Looks that way.
Well, the Odyssey used to be a minivan.
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Originally Posted by Dakar²
So they're gonna buy that wannabe minivan because they're wannabes? Good luck with that.
Wannabe= ignorant dumb son of a bitch. Hence 95% of SUV drivers are ignorant morons. Hence, maybe they'll fall for this minivan instead, since it's actually designed toward what they actually NEED, instead of just portraying an image.
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Originally Posted by centerchannel68
Wannabe= ignorant dumb son of a bitch. Hence 95% of SUV drivers are ignorant morons. Hence, maybe they'll fall for this minivan instead, since it's actually designed toward what they actually NEED, instead of just portraying an image.
Alright alright don't always get your panties in a twist over SUV's.
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They're not twisted. I did a 10 page research paper on them last semester, so I'm down with my factual information. In fact, I'll start a new topic about it one of these days. It will rock. I decimate every possible argument with facts, stats, and reason.
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Unless you get banned first
By the way, is there a reason you're still around?
But back on topic. That Honda station wagon is really nice, and I agree that for most things I'd pick a station wagon over a minivan.
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Them being wannabes is factual information? I'd love to see the sources you cited.
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The only thing more annoying than those new "luxury/crossover" SUVs are shirts with polyester in them.
Actually Jaguar X types, and their owners, suck big time. I can picture some d*uchebag wearing an Ohio State hat and a 20% polyester shirt, standing in his driveway with his X-type and his KIA SUV, thinking to himself, "Now THIS is luxury, I have arrived"
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Well, I am not sure the Town & Country (Voyager in Euro market) would be as successful as the previous model, newer Euro vans trend to mimic the Renault Espace look, this is the fourth Space generation which is a 2003 model and IMHO looks way better than the newer Chrysler
Anyway, the inner of the Chrysler, modularity, gizmos and so… could be a huge seller factor.
I WOULD buy an old turbo minivan from the late 80
No!, what you really want is the Espace F1 from the early 90s,
3500 cc V10 engine
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Unless you get banned first
By the way, is there a reason you're still around?
Because he is unbanned.
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Originally Posted by angelmb
Can you say fun?
No, only WTF ?
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Because he is unbanned.
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Not officially, if Kevin's thread on the subject is any indication.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
No, only WTF ?
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Wasn't that a taxi in Demolition Man? 
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Originally Posted by Dakar²
Not officially, if Kevin's thread on the subject is any indication.
Newsflash: Kevin is not always right.
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He didn't state anything to the contrary.
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Originally Posted by centerchannel68
But SWG, boxy is 'in' right now. Curvy = wimpy in today's design fashion.
Boxy to reflect all those classic early 80s cars, like... um...
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That was before dec 25th. 
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Originally Posted by Face Ache
Boxy to reflect all those classic early 80s cars, like... um...
Look at any newer car. Chances are, it's not just curves, it has some of ford's 'edge' styling in it.
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Originally Posted by Dakar²
Well, whatever Lateralus meant, Rob is officially back. He has been for a couple of weeks.
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When RR returns... Then we'll know for sure.
Edit: What makes it 'official'?
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When RR returns... Then we'll know for sure.
Edit: What makes it 'official'?
The hampstor's blood.
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The hampstor's blood ectoplasm.
Fixed.
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i like a little more curve.

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i like a little more curve.
That's a hell of a minivan 
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That's a hell of a minivan
Microvan
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That's a hell of a minivan
i think so 
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i like a little more curve.]

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I'm-a trying to wonder, wonder, wonder why you, wonder, wonder why you act so.
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Nominated for worsted photoshop post evar...
looks a little like a turtle 
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