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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Cutting it off in a burst of rage is one thing but chopping it up into little bits after that is totally messed up.
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They are going to rebuild it with flesh from his arm. That's going to look awfully odd.
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Originally Posted by Rumor 
They are going to rebuild it with flesh from his arm. That's going to look awfully odd.
Probably better than nothing though. Plus he can use it to hold his soda for him 
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In other penis news:
Police in South Africa are trying to trace the owner of a severed penis which was found lying on the ground in a village.
The penis, which was not attached to anybody, was found on the ground outside a house in the small village of Masoyi, in the Mpumalanga region of eastern South Africa.
The police were called by the man who found the penis, which was not his penis, last Friday morning.
Initial police investigations around the neighbourhood – which we imagine involved knocking on people's doors and asking ' have you lost your penis?' – proved unsuccessful.
Authorities are urging the penis's owner to come forward. If you have lost you penis, you are advised to contact your nearest South African police station.
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^ This immediately brought to mind those "Dog Found" posters you see on utility poles. Perhaps they should try that approach while looking for the owner ("Hog Found"?).
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i hope they don't put it in the lost & found with all the rest of the junk.
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Definitely a bad idea - they should put it in a box.
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Now that is one screwed up doctor. And I'd need a hell of a lot more money than a hundred grand if that happened to me. God, it'd take many many many millions. Billions even. Think of all the cars I'd need to buy to make up for that one.
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Couldn't they ship the penis from South Africa to Romania for a transplant?
And, if all the stories about penis size in certain races are true, then this could be a positive for the recipient...
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The song "Detachable Penis" comes to mind.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Originally Posted by BlueSky
The penis, which was not attached to anybody, was found on the ground outside a house in the small village of Masoyi, in the Mpumalanga region of eastern South Africa.
Well, it'd be much weirder if the police blotter reported:
Police found a penis on the ground outside a house in the small village of Masoyi Thursday. The penis was attached to George Mfume, who said it was not his penis.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
The song "Detachable Penis" comes to mind.
That's exactly what I thought.
How vile. I hope more than a fine is levied against this doctor guy. The victim should be allowed to kick him once in the crotch every year for the rest of his miserable life.
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Even more penis news from the Metro...
Wife rejects penis transplant | Metro.co.uk
Doctors spent 15 hours attaching a 10-centimetre penis to the 44-year-old man after the parents of a brain-dead man half his age agreed to donate their son's organ.
I think it's time I got around to setting up a living will....
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That man must have some temper....
Hmm... remember a while back when a Russian boy peed on an electric fence and burned off his.... soviet block...? Now thats scary.
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Originally Posted by JoshuaZ
That man must have some temper....
Hmm... remember a while back when a Russian boy peed on an electric fence and burned off his.... soviet block...? Now thats scary.
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Oh, MacNN, you and your cockamamie threads!
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
Cutting it off in a burst of rage is one thing but chopping it up into little bits after that is totally messed up.
I'd say they're both pretty messed up. 
Gotta wonder if he's going demented or something, like that gynecologist who carved his name into his patient's abdominal skin.
What's even more messed up is the other doctors' who are p!ssed that this surgeon has to pay a fine for his actions. He doesn't even have to pay it himself, since the hospital is covering it.
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Originally Posted by xi_hyperon
Definitely a bad idea - they should put it in a box.
1. Cut a hole in a box
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2. Put your junk in that box
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3. Make her open the box.
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That was almost too painful to read.
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Originally Posted by nonhuman
Even more penis news from the Metro...
Wife rejects penis transplant | Metro.co.uk
Doctors spent 15 hours attaching a 10-centimetre penis to the 44-year-old man after the parents of a brain-dead man half his age agreed to donate their son's organ.
I think it's time I got around to setting up a living will....
I wonder why they felt it necessary to mention the length of the brain dead man's detached penis.
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I don't know but my wife says she would rather I had a transplanted dick than no dick at all…I know I would. I wonder if they take requests? Of course I'd look pretty odd with an 11 inch black thing hangin' from me…
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"Altruism is killing America. We who want to save America must repudiate this killer, root and branch. We must understand and explain to others that the acceptance of altruism necessitates the violation of individual rights... and that the arguments for altruism are baseless..."
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You’ve actually had this discussion with your wife?
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Originally Posted by Gossamer
1. Cut a hole in a box
Originally Posted by Gossamer
2. Put your junk in that box
Originally Posted by Gossamer
3. Make her open the box.
Gotta love that SNL skit!
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Originally Posted by Oisín
You’ve actually had this discussion with your wife?
Um…I asked her when I saw this and read the article.
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"Altruism is killing America. We who want to save America must repudiate this killer, root and branch. We must understand and explain to others that the acceptance of altruism necessitates the violation of individual rights... and that the arguments for altruism are baseless..."
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Originally Posted by zro
How vile. I hope more than a fine is levied against this doctor guy. The victim should be allowed to kick him once in the crotch every hour for the rest of his miserable life.
Fixed.
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