[Rumor]

1. A vulture will never attack a human or animal that is moving.

2. About 75% of the people in the U.S. live on 2% land.

3. According to a recent survey, more Americans lose their virginity in June than any other month.

4. Adult Northwestern American Grizzly Bears can bite through steel as thick as one half inch.

5. After spending hours working at a computer display, look at a blank piece of white paper. It will probably appear pink.

6. All polar bears are left-handed.

7. Almonds are the oldest, most widely cultivated and extensively used nuts in the world.

8. Al Capone's business card said he was a furniture dealer.

9. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world's garbage annually. On average, that's 3 pounds a day per person.

10. An ant's sense of smell is as good as a Dog's.

11. Abe Lincoln's mother died when the family dairy cow ate poisonous mushrooms and Ms. Lincoln drank the milk.

12. According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.

13. Americans drink over a billion pounds of coffee every year and around five million bottles of soda.

14. After they are roasted, and when the coffee beans begin to cool, they release about 700 chemical substances that make up the vaporizing aromas.

15. Americans, on average, eat 18 acres of pizza in one day.

16. An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.

17. An elephant's trunk contains more than 50,000 muscles.

18. An eyelash lives about 5 months.

19. Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the death of their cats.

20. According to Hammurabi's Code, the penalty for medical malpractice was to cut off the doctor's hands.

21. An Octopus has 3 hearts!

22. According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.

23. A whale's penis is called a dork.

24. An ear of corn always has an even number of rows because of the genetic formula which divides the cells.

25. Americans eat more bananas than any other fruit: a total of 11 billion a year.

[Dakar²]

You're on a bit of a thread making binge today, aren't ye?

[Rumor]

I would make one about sharpening katanas, but it's already been done.

[Dakar²]

Was 12 so important they made it 22, too?

[BlueSky]

Most of us know that Australia was once a penal colony, but less known is the fact that New Zealand, Australia's sister country, was once a vaginal colony.

[Eug]

5. After spending hours working at a computer display, look at a blank piece of white paper. It will probably appear pink.

Well, maybe if you're working on a PC, since most of those are uncalibrated and are set to around 9000 Kelvin.

Default Mac colour calibrations are usually much less blue.

[Rumor]

Originally Posted by Dakar² 

Was 12 so important they made it 22, too?

Yes it is.

[kick52]

you eat <unknown number> of insects that crawl into your mouth while you are asleep every year.

[Oisín]

A whale's penis is called a dork.

Not only that, but the original meaning of the word ‘dork’ was indeed penis—the word itself is just a distortion of ‘dick’ or ‘dirk’ (or a combination of the two).

[Dork.]

So, am I supposed to say I'm hung like a whale now?

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Dork. 

So, am I supposed to say I'm hung like a whale now?

More the other way around.

[Dork.]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

More the other way around.

The whale is hung like me?

[Oisín]

Nah, you’re hung on the whale

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Rumor 

25. Americans eat more bananas than any other fruit: a total of 11 billion a year.

LOL, bananas, reminds me of that piece of history.



Reads:

"Zonen Gabi (17) (Gabi from Eastern Germany) lucky (in Western Germany):
My first banana !"

-t

[centerchannel68]

Originally Posted by Dakar² 

Was 12 so important they made it 22, too?

I was wondering the same thing.

[centerchannel68]

Aren't banana's the athiest's worst nightmare?

[Dakar²]

I thought that was God...

[Atomic Rooster]

Originally Posted by Dakar² 

I thought that was God...

Godzilla?

[macintologist]

3. According to a recent survey, more Americans lose their virginity in June than any other month.

That's because of high school prom.

[Dakar²]

No, that's a Japanese scientists worst nightmare.

(and a model city's too)

[Dakar²]

Originally Posted by macintologist 

That's because of high school prom.

Does it really work that way?

So many of the schools here have prom beforehand. By the end of the first week of June, you're usually out of school.

[Gossamer]

Originally Posted by Dakar² 

I thought that was God...

He's referring to a video that showed up on YouTube by Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron. Comfort's evangelism is great but his apologetics leave something to be desired.

[Dakar²]

Huh? What does this have to do with a banana?

[centerchannel68]

It's hilarious. He claims since a banana has 5 sides, like when we hold something, and it is tasty, it was OBVIOUSLY made by god specifically for human consumption. What I always wondered was what if you asked him about Lions and Sharks and stuff, things that are perfect for KILLING humans. Heh. What a moron.

[Dakar²]

Oh god.

[Atomic Rooster]

26. Dog is god backwards.

[Dakar²]

Dog ho.

[Gossamer]

I don't want to religisize this thread even more, but if you want to see it search for 'banana' on YouTube, it should be the first result. It's absolutely ridiculous.

[lpkmckenna]

Comfort has admitted that the banana video was tongue-in-cheek.

[Gossamer]

Originally Posted by lpkmckenna 

Comfort has admitted that the banana video was tongue-in-cheek.

That makes me feel a bit better. The guy really knows his stuff when it comes to evangelism so I was surprised at how ridiculous this was when I first saw it.

[- - e r i k - -]

Originally Posted by lpkmckenna 

Comfort has admitted that the banana video was tongue-in-cheek.

Yes. Always the best excuse when you have been caught red-handed: I was kidding! Honest!

[Cassifire]

3. is easy. Kids get out of school that month.

You know 12 if you have watched porn.

[Gossamer]

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - - 

Yes. Always the best excuse when you have been caught red-handed: I was kidding! Honest!

Well it looks like Cameron (sitting next to him) was having a hard time not cracking up.

[Dark Helmet]

Originally Posted by Rumor 

113. Americans drink around five million bottles of soda a year

That doesn't seem right? It must be much higher.

[B Gallagher]

Originally Posted by BlueSky 

Most of us know that Australia was once a penal colony, but less known is the fact that New Zealand, Australia's sister country, was once a vaginal colony.

Hahahahahahahaha......

[Jim Paradise]

Originally Posted by Dakar² 

Dog ho.

Also known as a bitch.

[- - e r i k - -]

Originally Posted by Gossamer 

Well it looks like Cameron (sitting next to him) was having a hard time not cracking up.

You are defending this douche?

[Gossamer]

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - - 

You are defending this douche?

Ray Comfort is the guy talking, and he's got a lot of other really good stuff out there, so yes, I'm defending him.

[centerchannel68]

Would your sexy athletic blonde sister defend him?

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet 

That doesn't seem right? It must be much higher.

They forgot a word: “Each”.

[Gossamer]

Originally Posted by centerchannel68 

Would your sexy athletic blonde sister defend him?

I'm not sure what the point of this question was.

[Dark Helmet]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

They forgot a word: “Each”.

And "hourly" no doubt.

[Eug]

Originally Posted by Gossamer 

I'm not sure what the point of this question was.

People still wanna see pix.