[Jawbone54]

I don't know if you guys have seen this before or not, but it has cracked me up twice now...

Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: Wo

Atomic Weight: Don't even go there!!

Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.


Element Name: MAN

Symbol: Xy

Atomic Weight: 180 +/- 50

Physical Properties: Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find pure sample.

Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element: child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

[EDIT] The thread should be titled "Our Chemical Makeup." Please disregard my mistake.

[Zarqawi's Eye]

I think it's kind of lame. Didn't make me laugh.

YMMV

[Jawbone54]

I was afraid of that. I'm an old fart at 23.

[Eriamjh]

Wow. Welcome to 1986 (the first time I ever saw that).

Although the one I saw also had to Woman: Efficient cleaning agent.

I guess the list is slightly more politically correct now.

[USB HUB]

I kept wondering what that smell was in my closet . Now I know

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by Eriamjh 

Wow. Welcome to 1986 (the first time I ever saw that).

Although the one I saw also had to Woman: Efficient cleaning agent.

I guess the list is slightly more politically correct now.

Of course we know women's feet are smaller than a mans so they can stand closer to the stove.

[Dakar²]

Sounds like an email.

[Doofy]

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
















































None. Changing a lightbulb is a man's job, so get in the kitchen and sort a cuppa out eh luv?

[osiris]

Viva la difference

[Gossamer]

I got a chuckle.

[Jawbone54]

Originally Posted by Dakar² 

Sounds like an email.

Winner!

Probably should've stayed in the Email box. I normally delete 99% of the forwards I receive. This one I posted on MacNN. I blame the wife.