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Mar 1, 2007, 10:44 AM
 
This man looks like a bunch of grapes.

Wtf?

     
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Mar 1, 2007, 10:45 AM
 
It looks like a bunch of changes have been made, so yes, fake.
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 10:50 AM
 
A bunch of changes. Nice one.
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 10:51 AM
 
Oh damn, I wish that was intentional.
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 10:56 AM
 
DTP. Looks like sombody drank too much of Dr. Jekylls' potion.
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 10:58 AM
 
The telltale is that the package is too large for someone taking that many steroids.
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 10:59 AM
 
I don't think he'd be able to hold his arms at that angle with muscles like that. They'd have to be sticking almost straight out, unless his shoulders were surgically widened.

Also, I'm pretty sure that the human body doesn't have perfectly straight lines or right angles in it.
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 11:11 AM
 
Originally Posted by Mithras View Post
The telltale is that the package is too large for someone taking that many steroids.
I don't wanna know why you were looking or how you would know.
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 11:15 AM
 
dakar2, that's actually kinda common knowledge with steroids (no offense) the common signs are a smaller than normal head, and pea size testicles, not to mention "roid rage" unless you were being funny

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Mar 1, 2007, 11:18 AM
 
Originally Posted by brassplayersrock View Post
dakar2, that's actually kinda common knowledge with steroids (no offense) the common signs are a smaller than normal head, and pea size testicles, not to mention "roid rage" unless you were being funny

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Yes, its also common knowledge that was a joke.
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 12:01 PM
 
Hahha, if someone actually looked like that almost anybody could kick his ass..... that guy could not move at all.
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 12:41 PM
 
I'd say yes but after viewing a documentary on some bodybuilders and the enormous biceps, I think the show was something the man with 52" biceps. It was about some of the bodybuildings taking obscene amounts of steriods and getting freakishly large. So I wouldn't be all that surprised if this isn't a fake, but my gut says it is.
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Mar 1, 2007, 12:46 PM
 
Originally Posted by brassplayersrock View Post
dakar2, that's actually kinda common knowledge with steroids (no offense) the common signs are a smaller than normal head, and pea size testicles, not to mention "roid rage" unless you were being funny

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Dakar never makes jokes. Ever.
Funny ones, at least
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 12:54 PM
 
Is that Helo from Battlestar Galactica?
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Mar 1, 2007, 03:38 PM
 
Nope. Sorry, OP. The picture is 100% legitimate.
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 03:40 PM
 
Originally Posted by Jawbone54 View Post
Nope. Sorry, OP. The picture is 100% legitimate.
Who leaked that picture of you, anyway?
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 03:44 PM
 
Don't be ridiculous, Dane Cook.

It's not me. It's my friend's brother. His name is Curt.

[EDIT] By the way...did no one else notice how gross, uh...well...?
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 03:49 PM
 
I feel like if I poked him with a needle he'd just pop.
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 03:53 PM
 
Originally Posted by Gossamer View Post
I feel like if I poked him with a needle he'd just pop.
Too easy, just too easy...
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 03:53 PM
 
Originally Posted by Jawbone54 View Post
[EDIT] By the way...did no one else notice how gross, uh...well...?
Body?
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 04:02 PM
 
It is the only article of clothing that he could find to wear...
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 04:10 PM
 
Originally Posted by Jawbone54 View Post
Don't be ridiculous, Dane Cook.

It's not me. It's my friend's brother. His name is Curt.

[EDIT] By the way...did no one else notice how gross, uh...well...?
proof?
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 04:11 PM
 
Originally Posted by Gossamer View Post
Dakar never makes jokes. Ever.
Funny ones, at least
Originally Posted by Dakar² View Post
Too easy, just too easy...
I stand by my white-colored comment.
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 04:30 PM
 
Originally Posted by nonhuman View Post
proof?
Proof? Who needs proof?

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Mar 1, 2007, 08:48 PM
 
Originally Posted by Eriamjh View Post
That wasn't nearly as disturbing (or entertaining) as they made it sound like it would be.
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 09:01 PM
 
Originally Posted by nonhuman View Post
That wasn't nearly as disturbing (or entertaining) as they made it sound like it would be.
it was till gross if only in concept alone
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 09:23 PM
 
Originally Posted by KeriVit View Post
it was till gross if only in concept alone
Well yeah, but I was expecting his biceps to actually explode in a shower of pus when he flexed.
     
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Mar 1, 2007, 10:23 PM
 
Regardless, he was disgusting. I may not have the perfect body (far from it), but at least I'm not freakish.
     
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Mar 2, 2007, 12:42 AM
 
he looks like kettel corn. no I don't want a taste. yes his package looks like a black heart.
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Mar 2, 2007, 06:13 AM
 
Originally Posted by Tiresias View Post
This man looks like a bunch of grapes.

Wtf?

Where's the man?
     
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Mar 2, 2007, 07:11 AM
 
Originally Posted by Gossamer View Post
I stand by my white-colored comment.
How supremacist of you.
Actually, I forget to even check anymore.
     
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Mar 2, 2007, 08:07 AM
 
Originally Posted by Dakar² View Post
How supremacist of you.
Actually, I forget to even check anymore.
Spoiler tags making you
 
     
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Mar 2, 2007, 08:13 AM
 
Originally Posted by Gossamer View Post
Spoiler tags making you
 
No, just plain stupid.
     
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Mar 3, 2007, 08:29 AM
 
Originally Posted by nonhuman View Post
That wasn't nearly as disturbing (or entertaining) as they made it sound like it would be.
I know. It should have been "The man whose arms got really big and then one got infected requiring surgery messing up one muscle on one arm."

I couldn't find anything indicating the original pic was real.

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