[Flashbang]

When she was painted up and young and fresh I thought she was sexy. Later on she hit the wall. Anybody even care now?

[rickey939]

What happened to her? Did I miss something?

[zro]

Originally Posted by Flashbang 

I'm tired of Anna Nichol.

I don't believe you.

[anonymac]

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

[moonmonkey]

i'm to sexy for this thread.

[swarmofkillermonkeys]

"Did you think she was sexy?"

If you like her body
And you think she's sexy
C'mon, baby, let her know!

"Och, there's a piper down! A piper down everybody!"
...er, well, never mind. I suppose it doesn't matter now, you missed your chance.

Here's my question: which is more sad old Anna or old Paris? Why does the media feed on them so, anyway? They like age 100 years in 10 in the spotlight -- really creepy.

Vampires feeding on Vampires. Canabires? Vampables?

[Big Mac]

When she first came on the scene, yes she was sexy. Btw, kewl spelling of the last name there.

[ghporter]

She was very hot when Playboy first started featuring her. She got unsexy for a while because she got not just fat but sloppy fat. But she seemed to clean up nicely and looked great until shortly before she died. She is tragic, but not like Marilyn Monroe. However, like Marilyn, they're not letting her be dead in peace. Bastards.

[Big Mac]

Originally Posted by ghporter 

She was very hot when Playboy first started featuring her.

Exactly.

She got unsexy for a while because she got not just fat but sloppy fat.

Correct.

But she seemed to clean up nicely and looked great until shortly before she died.

True, but she wasn't quite as nice as before - probably mostly due to age, perhaps because the bloom was off the rose.

She is tragic, but not like Marilyn Monroe.

Yes.

However, like Marilyn, they're not letting her be dead in peace. Bastards.

Yes. Although, for legal types it makes for very interesting case law.

[Atheist]

I always thought she looked like she never bathed properly. You can read into that whatever you like... but I think you get my drift.

[Big Mac]

Originally Posted by Atheist 

I always thought she looked like she never bathed properly. You can read into that whatever you like... but I think you get my drift.

I didn't get that vibe, although I can appreciate the comment. She did look like she was high in every single interview done in the last decade, and I think that's what did her in.

[centerchannel68]

She was dumb, fat, and blonde. And she'd do anything for money. So no.

[Jawbone54]

I was never, at any point, impressed by her. It's hard to like a woman who would wed a man who was near 90 for very obvious reasons.

[Oisín]

Wasn’t this thread locked? Glenn?

[ghporter]

A different one was locked, apparently because it lost focus pretty quickly. I'll check this out and get back with everyone here.

Edit: Yeah, the previous one was off to a bad start and went downhill. There were actually a number of Anna Nicole Smith threads, and only one went for any length of time-mostly with people being rude to each other and not discussing the topic. Go figure. Anyway, unless and until this thread gets stupid, it's open.

[Northeastern292]

Originally Posted by centerchannel68 

She was dumb, fat, and blonde. And she'd do anything for money. So no.

Dumb- she dropped out of high school. I won't mention any states here, but one state has (or had) a 25% drop out rate.
Fat- No wonder she bought all those.............what was the name of that diet pill?
Blonde: There are blonds in my high school that are smarter than Anna Nicole ever was.

Originally Posted by Jawbone54 

I was never, at any point, impressed by her. It's hard to like a woman who would wed a man who was near 90 for very obvious reasons.

Probably anyone would.